Herschel Walker Announces He’s Transitioning from a Werewolf to a Vampire
Republican senatorial candidate Herschel Walker is so stupid, it’s fair to call him a genius at being stupid. The existence of Herschel Walker as a legitimate senatorial candidate is a testament to the absolute state of American democracy. It’s also evidence that Donald Trump selected some Grade-A morons to back this time around. Their only requirement to get Trump’s backing seems to consist of speaking well of Donald Trump, even if they are incapable of speaking well in any context. (more…)