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Herschel Walker Announces He’s Transitioning from a Werewolf to a Vampire
Republican senatorial candidate Herschel Walker is so stupid, it’s fair to call him a genius at being stupid. The existence of Herschel Walker as a legitimate senatorial candidate is a testament to the absolute state of American democracy. It’s also evidence that Donald Trump selected some Grade-A morons to back this time around. Their only requirement to get Trump’s backing seems to consist of speaking well of Donald Trump, even if they are incapable of speaking well in any context.
Last Wednesday while on the campaign stump, the small-brained primate who made his bones on the gridiron gave a speech in McDonough, Georgia, a town only about ten miles from where I live and which hosts my favorite breakfast spot in the Atlanta area. If I’d been remotely aware that he’d be appearing so close to where I live, I would have dropped everything I was doing and rushed to the event like an adoring Beatlemaniac in 1964. I’ve been kicking myself for missing his speech ever since, and if you’ve ever attempted to kick yourself, you’d realize it’s not nearly as easy as it sounds.
I was unable to find Walker’s entire speech online, but I have no doubt it was stuffed with dazzling rhetoric and cogent geopolitical analysis. The segment that I’ve viewed online was so deeply mystical and esoteric, one is tempted to think it was ghostwritten for him by Jay Dyer and E. Michael Jones:
The other night, I was watching this movie. I was watching this movie called Fright Night, Freak Night or some type of night, but it was about vampires. I don’t know if you know, but vampires are cool people, are they not? But let me tell you something that I found out: A werewolf can kill a vampire, did you know that? I never knew that. So I don’t want to be a vampire anymore, I want to be a werewolf. . . . Here’s what’s so funny about it: As they’re walking through the house, this guy, he’s got the holy water, he’s blessing the house. . . . He walked upstairs, and this vampire lookin’ real good in this, like, black suit. Whoa — that sounds like Senator Warnock, don’t it? Lookin’ all good in his black suit, floated from the ceiling. He floated from the ceiling looking good and cool. . . . And he took the cross and put it on the vampire’s forehead, and the vampire didn’t even do anything. He said, “That don’t work.” And that’s the way it is in our life. It doesn’t work unless you’ve got faith. It is time for us to have faith. You got to have faith in our fellow brother. . . . And right now, that’s the reason I’m here. Because God has brought his warrior and I’m that warrior that y’all been lookin’ for, for a long time.
I have no faith in anyone who tells me I need to have faith. It’s the oldest scam in the book. I also place no confidence in anyone who gets their “knowledge” from Hollywood movies, especially ones about vampires.
What’s intriguingly puzzling is that Walker starts out saying that werewolves can beat vampires, then segues into an anecdote about how vampires can beat men of God. Without any corroborating evidence, we’re expected to merely trust him that werewolves can beat vampires. We’re expected to fill in the blanks that his vestigial brain left empty.
In the midst of revealing to the voting public that he’s been a vampire his entire life — which usually disqualifies someone from public office — he doesn’t explain how or why he came to believe that werewolves are more powerful than vampires. We’re supposed to merely accept what he’s telling us as a matter of faith. He also doesn’t seem to realize that one can’t simultaneously be a vampire and a Christian; you have to pick one and stick with it.
He also fails to tell us exactly how much the requisite werewolf-to-vampire reassignment surgery will cost Georgia taxpayers.
By the way, when did the werewolf and vampire communities start accepting blacks into their ranks?
Mulatto Woman Trashes Her White Dad at His Funeral
You can buy Jim Goad’s Whiteness: The Original Sin here.
Although much is made of the “tragic mulatto,” these days the real tragedy is the pain and agony that these half-breeds force their white parents to endure.
Both Barack Obama and Colin Kaepernick were the result of mixed-race unions where their biological black fathers vamoosed within seconds of shooting their loads in a white womb. Raised entirely by whites and half-white genetically, they still identify entirely as black.
Has there ever been an instance of a mulatto child turning on their black parent and disavowing their blackness? Even one? Hello?
A yam-colored mulatto woman whose screen name is “saginthesunforever” — which may be a swipe at Caucasian skin’s vulnerability to ultraviolet rays — describes herself as a “black supremacist” and proudly shared a video of herself shitting on the memory of her recently-deceased snow-roach pappy at his funeral:
Dad, please know that I am grateful, and highly aware of what you have done for this family, [but] I still don’t miss you. When you died, I felt like there was a hole. I missed something, but it wasn’t you. It was the idea of what you could [have] become. I missed being able to hope and wish that one day you’d turn a corner and see the world from my perspective. . . . When you died, it solidified the fact that you’ll never be what you could have been, but only what you are — and what you are is a racist, misogynistic, xenophobic, Trump-loving, cis, straight white man. . . . You are everything I aspire not to be and I refuse to stand up here and sing the praises of a man who is the paradigm of white supremacy. . . . I swear to God, I will make this world a better place. Not at all because of you, but in exact opposition to you.
She also claimed that her late father “disrespected and disregarded the lives and deaths of entire communities.” That’s rich coming from someone who openly disrespected the death of the man whose loins were essential to spawning such a speckled ingrate.
Yep, her dad was so irredeemably racist that he impregnated her black mom and raised her to the point where she verbally defecated on his corpse at his funeral.
Sometimes it’s absolutely suicidal to be too nice. Her dad was far too nice, and this is the thanks he gets. If she hates whiteness so much, perhaps she should take a carving knife and start stabbing herself until all the whiteness bleeds out.
An Ongoing Epidemic of Murder against Cisgender People
Media mavens lie openly all the time, but they traffic mainly in lies by omission.
For example, the fact that the mainstream media never once mentions white slavery makes black slavery seem that much worse.
USA Today for some reason felt compelled to tell us last week that “At least 32 transgender and gender-nonconforming people have been killed in the United States in 2022.” Basing their stats on a report released Wednesday by the Human Rights Campaign, we were also informed that:
Transgender people of color account for 81% of known victims this year, and 59% were Black [sic]. Trans women are disproportionately represented, as they have been in years past, also comprising 81% of the deaths recorded at the time of publication.
Interesting that white “trans men” remained relatively unscathed.
An estimated 1.6 million Americans currently disagree with their genitals, which is a more honest way of saying, “They don’t accept the gender they were assigned at birth.”
If “transgender people” keep getting killed at the current rate, the year-end tally would be 37 dead trannies. That means that your average tranny — as if there’s anything average about them — stood a 1 in 32,051 chance of being slain this year.
The FBI logged 22,9000 homicides last year. The current estimated US population is 331,900,000. Subtracting the 1.6 million trannies, that leaves 330,300,000 Americans who don’t disagree with their genitals. Assuming the total number of homicides remains stable, the average normal American who has absolutely no beef against their genitals stands a 1 in 14,424 chance of being murdered this year. In other words, they are more than twice as likely to be murdered than a tranny is.
But who’s killing trannies? What specific kind of trannies are they killing, and why?
Calling the murder of trannies a “rising epidemic of violence,” this article says that “Black trans women account for more than 90% of the victims that are targeted,” and we are left to assume they’re being targeted because of their skin color. But the same article quotes a certain “Eriqa Slack, a trans woman who is incarcerated at San Quentin,” and the sexually confused beast’s quote may provide a crucial clue to what’s actually going on: “A lot of times, we trans women face discriminations because of our gender identity, but most abuses come from not telling the person who we are and what we are about.”
Hmmm . . . so they’re getting abused and killed because they don’t tell people who they are and what they’re about. Very interesting.
An earlier study found that “overall in the United States during 2010 to 2014, transgender residents may have been at lower risk for homicide than were cisgender residents. This is surprising, considering transgender residents’ economic vulnerability and high prevalence of reported violence.”
Did they ever consider that maybe trannies are just drama queens who complain a lot?
The same study found that of the 69 reported tranny murders from 2010-2014, 49 victims were black and only two were white. It also found that a robust 68 of the 69 victims were male-to-female transitioners.
A 2021 article in Forbes likewise found that 96% of victims worldwide were male-to-female. It also found that 58% of those slain were “sex workers.”
When one factors in:
- the almost comical overrepresentation of blacks in committing homicide;
- the fact that almost all victims presented as women; and
- the fact that three in five were listed as “sex workers,” and those were only the ones whose whoring was documented . . .
. . . one wouldn’t be absolutely insane for surmising that in a giant quotient of these cases, the murders happened after some black john took home a black tranny, discovered it had a penis, and shot it dead.
Experts Are Upset that White Suicide Rates Have Dipped
“Suicide Rates Declining for White Americans, But Not for Minorities,” reads the headline in US News & World Report. It might be the most insidiously deceptive headline of the year. The article reads: “In a finding that illustrates just how deeply racial disparities permeate the U.S. health care system, a new government report finds that suicide rates dipped slightly among white Americans while they rose for Black [sic] and Hispanic Americans.”
Speaking of “racial disparities,” I will once again note that the editorial standard these days is to capitalize “black” and leave “white” lowercase.
I’m also unsure what the “U.S. health care system” has to do with suicide rates, but I’m unsure of plenty of things these days.
The article goes on to quote Doreen Marshall, a white woman who’s vice president for mission engagement at the American Foundation for Suicide Prevention. Marshall spits out all the tired tropes about generational trauma and environmental white supremacy:
Depression is the most common condition associated with suicide, and it is often undiagnosed or untreated. Minority populations face multiple barriers to health care perpetuated by structural racism. We need more research to understand how racism and prejudice experienced by minority communities might contribute to suicide risk.
That’s all very nice, but what are the actual numbers?
Oops:
Suicide rates for white people increased from 2000 to 2018, but then dropped from 18 per 100,000 people to 17 per 100,000 in 2020. But among Black and Hispanic people, the suicide rate continued to increase to nearly 8 per 100,000.
So for at least the past 20 years, white suicide rates have been more than double that of non-whites, and they remain that way. But all that the press frets about is the remote possibility that the true “racial disparity” in this case is edging ever so slightly toward true equality.
Mainstream reporters are such shameless whores.
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“…..when did the werewolf and vampire communities start accepting blacks into their ranks?”
The Great Replacement is real, folks. It’s just a matter of time before we have black mermaids, Hobbits and mathemeticians.
Black mathematicians ???
Oh, they’re out there. Check out the actor Terrance Howard, who claims to be a chemical engineer and physicist, explain how 1 x 1 actually equals 2 to students at Oxford. It will blow your mind, in the sense that if you can make it through ten minutes of his bumbling and nonsensical speech you’ll want to blow your brains out. It’s bewildering, hilarious and nerve wracking all at the same time.
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=ca1vIYmGyYA&t=1685s
My goodness I could take just two minutes of that guy. Perhaps being in lecture hall is what Hell actually is like. Forget being roasted. Listening to this guy for eternity. His wife is living in Hell poor woman.
Never forget Thomas Sowell.
John Urschel of the Baltimore Ravens is black-ish. An unimpressive short career but still a more admirable side gig than drug dealing, girlfriend beating, or endzone twerk-ooking.
That’s very true about who is killing the transsexuals. Overwhelmingly it’s Blacks, usually after discovering they’re victims of male fraud. (I’m not suggesting that murder is appropriate in these circumstances, but I will say that disclosure in the beginning would save lives.) Of course, the MSM will never report it honestly. The journalists lament about the transsexuals of color being victimized, but they’d rather get a root canal than admit who’s doing it.
More Blacks, more crime, world-wide. And then the jew-media will blame it all on innocent Whites. However, Blacks should focus their anger on those promoting degeneracy in our culture. Who is behind so-called transsexualism? Answer – the same group who are behind the porn industry and the rest of Cultural Marxism.
It’s simply mystifying. Who is killing all the black tranners? Probably reprobate right-wingers. It can’t be that the black community would harm their own. To even suggest that is perpetuating harmful stereotypes. Baltimore reaching 300+ homicides a year for 8 straight years is a harmful racist trope. Noting record homicide rates in Rochester, Pittsburgh, Raleigh, Macon, Birmingham, Little Rock, Lexington, Milwaukee, St. Paul, Albuquerque, Colorado Springs, Sacramento, Portland and Tacoma is another racist dogwhistle. To allege that the crime problem is made worse by Soros is practically blood-libel. And if there’s one thing I’m sure of, besides the moral imperative of sending the Ukraine weapons for ‘as long as it takes’ even if it means nuclear annihilation, it’s that BIPOC trannoids are our most precious resource. They should be allowed in the military under no circumstances, because their lives are much more vibrant and enriching than my own and we cannot risk them in battle. Fortunately if the current exponential trannification of the population continues, by 2040 not only will the ebil whites be a minority, but the population will be entirely composed of trannoids and their chasers and we will have achieved nirvana.
Why did goad leave taki?
Ahh!
I know this one:
To get to the other side!
He was stapled to the chicken?
Or is that why the punk rocker crossed the road?
I vaguely remember an article he wrote a while back explaining that at Taki he had to walk on egg shells when writing about racial issues. Their loss is our gain.
Maybe he used this one:
Did you hear about the guy who was half-black and half-Japanese?
Every December 7th he attacks Pearl Bailey.
Did you know that 85% of all Japanese men have Cataracts?
The rest drive Rincolns and Chevoreys.
I raughed.
ROR
I got one. How many Bob Roberts does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Four!
With my ham-hands it’s going to take a lot more than four, Shift!
I zinged you!
Consider me properly zinged and with a tip of my hat.
Nope, nope and nope. That suicide statistic is a fat lie. Overdoses are not counted as suicides, they are called “death by overdose” and from 2019 to 2020 they rose by 30% and from 2020 to 2022 by another 18%. Anyone who thinks chemical death of despair isn’t suicide isn’t paying attention.
It can be difficult to tell. With fentanyl there are certainly more accidental overdoses, but some are certainly suicides.
Nil nisi bonum and all that, but any white man like the guy who spawned the raging mulatto with the vitriolic funeral oration, deserves scorn, and since he won’t get it from his fellow whites, he may as well get it from his mixed progeny.
Fright Night was the first movie I saw in the theater without a grownup dragging me to it (The Toy with Richard Pryor and The Incredible Shrinking Woman with Lily Tomlin were my earlier movie picture events). Good flick overall, I forget the name of the teen actor who played the main character, some Alex P. Keaton or Chris O’Donnell lookalike iirc. Chris Sarandon was good, as was Roddy McDowell as the TV vampire hunter. I was expecting genuine scares like the TV movie Salem’s Lot starring David Soul, but it was more of a comedy. Most 80s horrors were a disappointment on that score.
House, Witchboard, The Seventh Sign were also pretty bad. The Unholy starring Ben Cross and Ned Beatty was an improvement in that the redheaded demon haunted my dreams for many years due to her supreme hotness. If there was some cosplay or other cinema convention attended by her, I would pay good money to attend.
Nobody makes me chuckle and want to jump in front of a bus quite like the Goadster. Thanks, Jim!
Walker v Warnock has to be one of the funniest elections in history. One black stereotype (dumb football player) against another (fake black preacher). Put the two together and you couldn’t get 3 digits on an IQ test. What happened to White folks in Georgia. When I lived down there they were a solid bunch, now they lock up a guy for taking pictures of a guy fighting a negro and give themselves a choice of 2 pickaninnys for senator. Did I die and wake up in Lester Maddox’s hell?
The GA Senate election was an absurd choice, even more farcical than Trump-v-Biden in 2020. The PA Senate race was almost as absurd.
Lester Maddox and Enoch Powell were right – nonwhite immigration is racial suicide, made possible by the usual suspects. It was obvious 50 years ago. But 50 years of migrant invasion and jew-propaganda have softened up the White race beyond the point of no return. That is – unless something drastic happens.
Hitting the nail square on with the medias deceptive portrayal of statistics on white suicides and risk of violence against trans. Men substantially outnumber women in suicides, yet there never seems to be the degree of concern about men as there are with unhappy women. My own mental health has transiently dipped after hearing of ‘saginthesunforever’ trashing her dad at his memorial. A quick google of the screen name yields no surprises. First hit is that she had a tik tok account. Will she amount to so much that the Chinese will need to spy on her? Second link reveals that her pronouns are ‘they/them’. So with all her gnashing about white men, I suspect that black dudes will quickly tire of her entitlement save for the sideshow entertainment value. With her tantrum propensity and self centeredness, liberal employers will likely be exhausted as well. Never forget I say.
If there can be a republican senate majority, maybe another supreme court justice, is it worth voting for Herschel Walker? The recommendation for the breakfast diner is appreciated. Perusing their website, I’m struck by the free roll of toilet paper that comes with an order.
https://gritz-family-restaurant.business.site/posts/2014020945565757938?hl=en
What’s next? The Signifying Monkey for Congress?
Jim Goad writes that: “…I will once again note that the editorial standard these days is to capitalize “black” and leave “white” lowercase.” That’s true. The jew-media do it ostentatiously, to cause offense. My reaction is to always use upper case for White and Black, and lower case for jew.
You have to capitalize the “I” in indigenous now, too. No, really.
“It was Saturday Night and I was feelin kinda funny
Gold around my neck, pockets full of money
Went to the corner, man who did I see?
But a super bad bitch lookin back at me
I said, ‘Fly lady, man, you got a big ol butt’
Bitch turned around, all she said was, ‘What?’
I said, ‘My name is Schoolly baby, I’m down with the Shores’
Before I knew it up came my boys
Noisy as hell and drunk as shit
Sayin, ‘Yo Schoolly Schooll, what time is it?’
Looked a little closer and I knew it was a gag
What I thought was a girl was nuttin but a fag”
This must be a common problem in Philadelphia, the city of brotherly love.
“The city of brotherly shove..” -Sun Ra, he lived there in Germantown
Schoolly D’s finest lyrical prose next to Mr. Big Dick.
The black Carl Sandburg.
I used to call this media tactic the ‘postmodern fail-safe.’ They would shift the argumentation into the other direction of ‘disproportionate’ (per capita) once they started losing the primary one of absolute numbers, whether it is homicide, overdose, suicide etc.
But then I realized that this dichotomy was incorrect because many of these statistics leave whites (specifically white men) alone in victimology. So they invented yet another way to marginalize white victimhood: growth rates.
That’s why they get away with these outrageous headlines that completely conceals the runaway grievance whites have far ahead of anybody else. It means any change whatsoever in nonwhite victimhood vis-à-vis whites will necessarily create this imaginary disparity year-over-year because of the base-effect of numerical change in a minority population vs a majority.
So this is once again a battle we literally cannot win no matter what because the system itself is designed to make us look advantageous even in suffering.
They tried to claim that even in death whites have privilege because doctors are more likely to prescribe painkillers to whites than to nonwhites!
https://newsroom.ucla.edu/releases/do-doctors-treat-pain-differently-based-on-race
According to Matt Christiansen’s video on the topic, which I really should rewatch before finishing this comment but won’t, a quarter of the murders take place in Puerto Rico, lowering even further the risk in actual America of a trans-identified person being murdered. And yeah, it’s a lot of prostitutes whose Johns get sticker shock upon discovering they’re actually with another John… who has a Johnson.
I am sorry you were unable to hear Walker’s speech, Jim. Fortunately, I was able to catch it and can provide a few soundbites. I will have to say that overall, the speech really sucked.
On candidates’ qualifications:
They say you are a man of good… taste.
On healthcare:
A foul bauble of man’s vanity. Perhaps you should grow a beard.
On Bi-Partisan cooperation:
Transylvania is not England. Our ways are not your ways. And to you there shall be many strange things.
On Roe vs Wade:
It is no laughing matter! We Draculs have a right to be proud! What devil or witch was ever so great as Atilla, whose blood flows in these veins? Blood…
On church and state:
The Order of the Dracul, the Dragon. An ancient society, pledging my forefathers to defend the church against all enemies of Christ. Their relationship was not entirely… successful.
“By the way, when did the werewolf and vampire communities start accepting blacks into their ranks?”
Have you never heard of the movie “Blacula”?
Blacula was released to mixed reviews in the United States, … Blacula was followed by the sequel Scream Blacula Scream in 1973 and inspired a wave of blaxploitation-themed horror films. -wiki
A White couple goes to an adoption agency but are told they have to wait five years for a healthy White baby. The man says “Healthy White baby, five years? OK, what else ya got?” He was told the agency had two Koreans and a Negro born with his heart on the outside.
It’s a crazy world.
Raising Arizona!
Actually, you can be a vampire and a Christian. This is made clear in Dracula the Un-dead by Dacre Stoker and Ian Holt (2009), which is the official sequel to Dracula. It has to be one of the silliest novels ever written.
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