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Juicy Swole-Ass Gets Strangled by His Own Fake Noose
As an avid student of hate-crime hoaxes ever since Laird Wilcox’s groundbreaking 1994 study Crying Wolf: Hate Crime Hoaxes in America was released to zero national attention, it is with bated breath and jittery excitement that I announce last week’s criminal conviction of gay black Jewish actor Jussie Smollett — AKA “that Empire nigger faggot” — on five felony counts of disorderly conduct via filing false police reports. This brings a gloriously resounding conclusion to what is the most high-profile case of “fake noose” in American history. (more…)