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After nearly 20 years of exile in New York City, I recently returned home to the South. I went to New York for a job and arrived full of hope, delighted at the prospect of a new life in “the greatest city in the world.” My preconceptions about the city were almost all positive, and, as I later discovered, heavily romanticized. I had visions of sitting in basement expresso cafes in Greenwich Village, listening to the recitations of Beat poets accompanied by Gauloises-smoking bongo players in black turtlenecks. Sadly, I found that that culture had passed into the mists of time, due — among other things — to astronomically high rents.
Prior to New York, I had spent all my life in the South, as had my parents and most of the rest of our family. I was born in Virginia, but that’s not where my family is from. I was born there because my father was in the military and was stationed in the Tidewater region. He was born in Atlanta. His father was from West Virginia and his mother, the only Yankee in the family that I know of, was from Ohio. My grandparents met because they lived just across the Ohio River from each other. My paternal grandfather was a businessman, at one time making his living booking Hollywood movies into local Atlanta cinemas. Later, he was Vice President of a small company he founded with his brother-in-law. They marketed a gadget they had co-invented, an automatic silicone lubricator for motion picture projectors, tape machines, and other devices with constantly moving parts.
My mother’s father was also in business. He owned a furniture store in a little town about an hour and a half south of Atlanta. My mother, like myself an only child, was born and raised there. Her stories about her idyllic childhood in the Deep South in the 1930s and ’40s seemed like they had been scripted by Harper Lee — though I have no doubt that every word was true. My mother’s family had not always been in business. At one time they were part of the antebellum gentry. What Southerners call the “War Between the States” (or, better still, the “War of Northern Aggression”) had been calamitous for them, as for so many other Southern families, and they were brought down in the world a bit. Still, my great-grandmother managed to preserve the family farm, in somewhat reduced circumstances, well into the twentieth century.
In my family we were told the following story. One day, after the surrender of the Confederacy, Union soldiers showed up at my great-great-great grandmother’s farm. The adult males in the family were still making the long march home — the long, sad march of the defeated men in grey — and my grandmother was left to deal with the Yankees on her own. They rounded up the slaves and informed them that they were now free — then ran them off into the hills! These newly-minted freedmen hid in the woods, biding their time, then crept back to the farm after the Yankees had left.
“You gots to take care o’ us,” they said to my grandmother. They had nowhere else to go, and this was the only home they’d ever known. And so there they remained, as did their children and their children’s children, as paid farmhands and servants. Similar stories are told by other Southern families. Yankees sometimes ask me how I “feel” about the fact that my family owned slaves. I tell them truthfully that I have no particular feelings about it at all. Though, perhaps, there is in my character just the meagerest trace of pride in the fact that my people once owned other people. As far as shocking liberals goes, it’s the next best thing to having a grandfather who was in the SS.
My mother was a real Southern belle — and, in her old age, a grande dame, as one of our cousins put it. She had impeccable manners and was kind and hospitable to all, no matter their station in the world. But she also had a strong, traditionally Southern sense of class distinctions, and was adroit at putting people in their place if anyone ever dared to be rude or presumptuous. In the South, this is usually accomplished by drawing oneself up to an immense height, then becoming exaggeratedly courteous, as if to say, “Now I shall demonstrate just how much more class I have than you.”
From the time I was very small, my mother made it clear to me that it was the South that was on the side of the angels in what Southerners also sometimes called, with real Anglo-Saxon understatement, the “recent unpleasantness.” I remember earnestly assuring her one night, as she tucked me into bed, that “I’m on your side.” For this profession of loyalty to the Confederacy I received a kiss. When I was about the same age my parents took me to see the Cyclorama in Atlanta and bought me a replica cap of a Confederate infantryman.
My mother and father were somewhat divided over the issue of race. This is most likely attributable to their different family backgrounds. His family had never been slave owners. He and his brother had gone to school under segregation in urban Atlanta, where blacks were (and still, to a great extent, are) confined to the southwestern part of the city. Thus, in contrast to my mother and her family, they had comparatively fewer opportunities to observe blacks up close. As my readers are aware, sustained contact with blacks is generally enough to turn most whites into race realists, whether they will admit to it or not. My father would often entertain us with very skillful and amusing imitations of blacks (“licker talk mighty loud w’en it git loose fum de jug,” and so on), then turn right around and subject me to stern admonitions against “racism.”
Some of this, I think, was due to the military’s anti-racism, which even then was vigorously pushed due to the imperative to “integrate” the armed forces. But there was also an event in my father’s past that haunted him, something he only related to me late in life. Once when he was a boy, he had gotten angry at the family’s black maid and called her a nigger. My grandmother apologized profusely and compelled my father to apologize as well, but it was no use: The woman’s pride had been wounded and she quit the job (for which, I must say, I admire her). My father spent the rest of his life trying to atone for hurting that woman’s feelings, primarily through insisting that he didn’t see what was plainly before his eyes. Late in life, to my great dismay (as well as that of his old military buddies), he became a full-blown liberal.
Things were quite different with my mother. She covered her race realism with the mildest of denials, and often those denials seemed to be proffered with tongue in cheek. She frequently began sentences with “I’m not prejudiced, but . . .” followed by some outrageously prejudiced, but usually accurate observation about blacks (she always used “prejudiced,” which was more common then than “racist”). If some loquacious race huckster like Al Sharpton or Jesse Jackson was shown pontificating on the evening news, she would glower at the TV from the kitchen doorway and exclaim wearily, “Give ’em a microphone . . .” When I was quite young, my mother told me that the one and only thing I could do that would cause her to completely turn her back on me would be if I brought home a colored girl.
One of my mother’s more curious traits, which I do not share, was the tendency to regard Anglo-Saxons as the only real white people (despite the fact that she was half Scots Irish). She never consciously articulated this conviction. And she used a familiar term in her own special way to politely designate these poor, “not quite white” souls: “ethnic.” It was as if, for her, Anglos had no “ethnicity” but were instead pure, standard-issue white people, all others being impure, exotic variations. This has always reminded me of those Indian tribes whose name for themselves translates to “the human beings.”
Once when an Italian-American family moved in down the street, my mother dropped by to welcome them to the neighborhood (i.e., to spy on them). When she returned home, I asked her what they were like. She thought for a moment and, trying to be generous, said, “Well, they’re very . . . (long pause) . . . ethnic.” There was a certain disdain in how she said that word. Perplexed, I asked her what she meant, and with classic Anglo-Saxon offhandedness she replied, “You know, red checked oilcloth on the table and all that.” Besides, like most Italian-Americans in the South, these people were relocated Yankees. And for Yankees my mother had no use. Somewhere or other, Richard Weaver, the agrarian philosopher and native North Carolinian, states that Southerners use the term “Yankees” precisely like the Greeks used the term “barbarians.” This was certainly true of my mother.
And this brings me to a brief excursus on Nick Fuentes. Señor (or is it Signor?) Fuentes, who has much too high an opinion of himself and now seems more punchable than Richard Spencer, devoted a few minutes of his show recently to an attack on the South. He began by trotting out the crudest of stereotypes, making it clear to his audience that he may just have less sympathy for the South and for rural America generally than Mr. Abe Foxman. Fuentes says repeatedly, “My ancestors were not farmers,” pronouncing this word with the same intonation usually reserved for “pornographers” or “Jews.” He seems to think it’s a big deal that his grandfather was a townsman and a merchant — a shoemaker, to be exact. Well, I can assure you that had Fuentes’ Calabrian shoemaker grandfather shown up at my great-grandmother’s farm seeking to be received socially, he would have been immediately directed to the tradesman’s entrance. There, Mammy would have lied and told him that Mrs. Costello was suffering from the vapors that day and consequently unable to receive visitors.
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Though Sr. Fuentes is an alleged “conservative,” he seems unaware that the conflict between North and South essentially boils down to the conflict between the liberal and conservative worldviews, or, better yet, the conflict between the moderns and the ancients: “progress” vs. tradition; egalitarianism vs. hierarchy; race realism vs. race delusion; love of honor vs. love of life; love of those close to us vs. an abstract love of humanity; love of home vs. rootless cosmopolitanism; sincerity vs. irony and detachment; simplicity and honesty vs. a glittering and false sophistication; eccentricity vs. uniformity; an acceptance of mystery vs. an attitude that sees mystery as an affront to human power; belief vs. fanaticism; faith vs. skepticism.
One of my sure companions in my reentry to Southern culture has been the aforementioned Richard Weaver. His book The Southern Tradition at Bay is a study of postbellum Southern apologias. Weaver makes it exhaustively clear that the Southern intelligentsia consciously and explicitly articulated the conflict between North and South in exactly the sort of oppositions I have just mentioned. Furthermore, they understood these oppositions as the fundamental cause of the war, not the opposition over slavery. At one point Weaver quotes one such author, the appropriately named R. B. Rhett, Jr., attempting to articulate the basic differences between the Yankee and the Southerner. The passage is worth quoting at length:
The truth is, there is an incongruity between the two peoples from their very natures. . . . The one is cautious and reticent; the other frank and open in communication. The one is penurious; the other free in the use of money. The one cannot comprehend the meaning of the word honor; the other values it beyond life. . . . The one loves gregariousness and does everything by association; the other cultivates privacy and individuality, and acts with difficulty with others. The one is skeptical, prying, officious, harsh, dogmatic, aggressive, and fond of novelties, misnamed progress; the other is more genial and more tolerant, distrusts change and reverences the past. The one looks upon government as an instrument of aggrandizement, to make money or to rule others; the other regards it simply as an instrument of protection, for securing justice and leaving to all under its authority the privilege of seeking their own happiness in their own way. Is it possible that two people of such different characteristics and antagonistic views can live voluntarily under the same free government?[1]
Having said all the above, it will surprise the reader to learn that for a long time I was a self-hating Southerner. I was embarrassed by much of my heritage, because I reflexively saw it through the eyes of the Yankee. My conservatism, thankfully, moderated my desire to distance myself from that heritage. I knew that the South represented “the old order” — or at least it did at one time. In some abstract sense, I was therefore in favor of it. Outwardly, I often played the part of the proud Southern apologist. I enjoyed defending secession, but a great deal of this had to do with my delight in playing the contrarian, as well as my delight in shocking liberals.
Inwardly, however, I groaned at Southern accents and policed my own speech to remove all such intonation. I resolved never to say “y’all.” And many were the times that, listening to those around me, I thought “deliver me from these hicks.” Never “Lord, deliver me,” for that would have been too, well, Southern. I had absorbed the North’s assessment of the South — the assessment of the conqueror, in other words. The assessment of Sr. Fuentes and his ilk. I seldom let on to anyone — especially Yankees — that I felt this embarrassment. But I am ashamed to say that it was a feature of my character for many years.
That all changed when I moved to New York. Suddenly, I felt very Southern. On hearing that I was from the South, it was often the case that New Yorkers would make disparaging comments about Dixie right to my face, as if they felt sure that I would agree with them. One remark I heard repeatedly was, “I bet you’re glad to be out of the South!” Sometimes I would just immediately change the subject, but occasionally I would fix them with my gaze and pointedly ask, “Why?” This usually caused them to change the subject themselves. Once, because of my Irish name, one brittle Manhattanite harridan mistook me for a Catholic and said, “I thought they didn’t let Catholics into the South.”
New Yorkers claimed that they could hear my Southern accent — even before being told I was from the South, so this wasn’t just the power of suggestion. Ironically, most Southerners don’t hear anything at all and take me for a Yankee. For the Yankee, the Southern accent is the voice of ignorance. They seem unable to hear their own godawful accents, which, to the Southerner, sound coarse, with all the appeal of fingernails on a chalkboard. During my first year in New York, everyone I spoke to sounded to me like a Jew or a gangster. It wasn’t until I’d lived there a few years that I began to find some New York accents amusing, and even sometimes endearing. Definitely an acquired taste.
I like to think that I am very fair in my assessment of New Yorkers. I am always quick to point out to fellow Southerners that I met some awfully nice people in New York. Indeed, if I had to name the kindest and most generous person I have ever known, it would be my Italian-American landlady in Queens, from whom I rented for more than 15 years. Southerners — and everyone else in the country — think that New Yorkers are “rude.” But usually the only situation in which anyone was downright ill-mannered to me was on the highway (driving in New York is a real “war of all against all”). New Yorkers held doors for me, said “please” and “thank you,” and wished me a good day. In particular, they seemed to relish saying “bless you!” anytime anybody sneezed. I still haven’t figured out the reason for that particular cultural difference.
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The nicest people in New York were the lower middle class and working-class white people. My neighborhood in Queens was a small enclave of such people — in an ocean of Latinos, Asians, blacks, and God-knows-what. The neighborhood had once, many years ago, been entirely German and Italian. “Oh, Jef, you don’t know how good it was then,” my neighbors would say to me, all of them over 50 (the young folk tended to move away). These people had crusty exteriors, but once you got to know them you found they often had hearts of gold. And they never gave me any garbage about being from the South.
New York makes people crusty, because in a city of eight million people, about half of whom are hostile or at least weird, it’s safer to keep everyone at arm’s length until you’re sure they’re okay. I often experienced what I called “the New York moment” whenever I had to stop a stranger and ask them a question on the street. That’s the moment during which you can clearly tell that they’re thinking, “Is this guy crazy?” A millisecond later (which is all the time it takes a New Yorker to do a psych evaluation), having concluded I was sane, they would visibly relax and then answer my question graciously. Boy, did I fool them!
You won’t be surprised to hear that the worst people in New York were the affluent denizens of Manhattan and far eastern Long Island, who were exactly what you would expect them to be: shallow, snobbish, entitled, super-detached from reality, and therefore super-liberal. But competing with those folk for the title of World’s Biggest Assholes were the middle-class people out on the island who had enjoyed recent financial success and were determined to let you know it. Never before in my life had I seen such materialism, such conspicuous consumption, such keeping-up-with-the-Joneses. “Nouveau riche” would be putting it nicely. These people wanted you to know that they were better than you because they could afford to buy things that you couldn’t. In my case, they bought things that I wouldn’t, even if I’d been able to. In the South there is a tradition, especially among the “old money,” of not displaying wealth in an ostentatious fashion, which is considered “tacky.”
I stuck it out in New York, as I have said, for close to 20 years. I hoped — truly, I did — that I would come to love it, that it would come to feel like home. But it never did. Frequently, I felt overwhelmed by the sheer ugliness of the place — as well as the noise, the crowds, the stench, and the “diversity.” All visitors to New York notice these things. When I saw tourists (who were usually very easy to spot), I would think, “Why? Why on earth did you choose to come here?” I myself had no choice. New York was where I was offered a job, in a field in which jobs are scarce, especially for white males. Literally, of course, I did have a choice. I could have said no, but at the time that would have seemed like passing up a golden opportunity. Besides, as I have said, I had high hopes for my new life in New York, where, in the beginning, my vagabond shoes were longing to stray. (Sorry, but I was determined to get that line in here somewhere.)
I stuck it out until I was eligible to take the generous early retirement deal offered by my employers — in other words, I got out as soon as I could. But a question loomed: Where to now? I seriously considered heading to Eastern Europe and enlisting full time in the Counter-Currents Revolution. But the idea of being an expat didn’t appeal to me. No, by this point a little voice was nagging me: “Go home, go home,” it said. And home meant the South. Years earlier I had laughed at my mother when, after divorcing my father, she had relocated to a little town in Georgia — not her hometown, but one rather like it. My years in New York, however, had taught me the wisdom of my mother’s decision.
And something else had happened in the intervening years: The country had become much more divided. It was just a few years ago that I could hang out with liberal colleagues and acquaintances and have a pleasant time so long as certain subjects were avoided. Now, for the most part, those days feel like they are over. The possibility of friendly relations seems to have fallen apart the moment Trump went down that escalator in 2015. There is such strong enmity on both sides it is starting to seem like 1861 all over again. I began to feel like I was living in enemy territory — and, with the arrival of Covid hysteria, New York basically became a vast, outdoor madhouse.
The battle lines were drawn and the conclusion was inescapable: I needed to be in a Red State; I needed to be back in the South. Suddenly, all that I had laughed at in the South, all that had embarrassed me, now filled me with affection. And affirming and embracing it now seemed like an act of rebellion. Rednecks. Pickup trucks. Hound dogs. Flannel. Concealed carry. Bluegrass. The Stars and Bars. Waffle House. Cracker Barrel. Sweet tea. Grits. Fried green tomatoes. BBQ. NASCAR. Mountain Dew. Piggly Wiggly. Twang. Good manners. Football. Megachurches. Humidity. Friendliness. Y’all.
Okay, maybe I can do without some of these things — such as sweet tea, NASCAR, football, and humidity. But I will defend all of them in the interests of pissing off as many Yankee liberals as possible. And the Southerners among my readers do not need to remind me in the comments section that the above litany does not do justice to the South; it merely lists some of the things that are most alienating and irksome to Yankees. I am well aware that the South is also the land of Lee, Forrest, Davis, Calhoun, Washington, Jefferson, and Poe — just to offer a very short list of luminaries.
Instead of returning to Virginia, where I spent my childhood and adolescence, or Georgia, where I went to school, I headed to South Carolina — which now seems a much deeper shade of red even than Georgia (Virginia, I am sorry to say, is to a great extent occupied territory). And I headed not to a metropolis like Columbia, but to a small town where one of my closest friends lives with his wife and child, as well as their extended families. They have effectively adopted me. Not a cell in my body misses New York, from which I feel like I am still recovering. My departure, indeed, felt like being released from prison.
Practically every morning, while driving to the YMCA, I pass a megachurch and say to myself, “I can’t believe how lucky I am to be back in the South” (though I doubt I shall ever have any reason to enter that church; I prefer my baptisms sans water slide). I am almost moved to tears by the waitress at the Waffle House who asks me, with genuine warmth, “Can I get you anything else, darlin’?” Even the blacks here — those I have encountered thus far — are warm, friendly, and polite. (Rest assured, oh commenters, I am not, however, being lulled into a false sense of security.) I have come home, at last. And I will probably be buried here — or next to my mother, who is buried in her hometown in Georgia. By the way, now I delight in saying “Y’all” as often as possible — especially to my two hound dogs, who are named for Confederate generals.
When I decided to leave New York, I had some trouble booking a moving company to transport my possessions. You may have heard that there has been a mass exodus of Yankees seeking refuge in the South — due to Covid restrictions, and other Blue State pathologies. Now and then I encounter these people in South Carolina, and I take great pleasure in saying, “I bet you’re glad to be out of the North!” In every single case, they affirm that they are, and without the slightest trace of hurt feelings.
But if Yankees keep coming here at the present rate, I may soon have to move back.
Editor’s Note: The photographs illustrating this article are of Mr. Costello’s family.
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[1] Quoted in Richard Weaver, The Southern Tradition at Bay (New Rochelle, N.Y.: Arlington House, 1968), 149.
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I enjoyed this article all your articles, Mr. Costello. One quick question. I have seen “Jeff” as a short for Jeffery or Jeffrey many times but it is always spelled with 2 “f”s. You just have 1 f. Any reason for that?
I believe it is short for “Josef.”
There was a rapper who went by Def Jef, but I’m betting it’s not the same Jef.
My penname is borrowed from the 1968 Alain Delon film “Le Samourai.” The main character is “Jef Costello.” I have no idea why they used only one f. Greg may be right that it’s short for “Josef.”
Great essay. As if it wasn’t bad enough that the Zio-Industrial Entertainment Complex has spent the last three generations aggressively defaming white Southerners, along comes Test Tube Nonwhite Baby Nick Fuentes, a short, spindly, and suspiciously neat virgin with a high-pitched voice and who has clearly never been punched in the face, sounding exactly like the sneering left when he trash-talks the benighted spawn of “farmers.” Rural whites were the people who put Trump over the top in 2016. If the Dissident Right, or whatever it’s rebranding itself as these days, doesn’t address its Snob Problem, it will continue to lose.
Yeah, Fuentes’ video was a disgrace. And, it shows that the old 1860 divide among whites still exists and will have to be reckoned with in some way. I second Jef’s observations though. I’ve spent most of this year in the Puget Sound area and in New England. I’ve met some of the most genuinely kind and helpful people anywhere on both coasts. (I even met a 50s-something Russian couple who had been in the US since the early ’90s. The man said that they came to the US for a better life but that he was afraid that the US was becoming what they fled in the collapsing Soviet Union.)
By far the most courteous drivers I’ve met are around the Puget Sound. And some New Englanders have commented on how charming my Hillbilly twang is. This morning in Vermont, I had a discussion with a 58 year old white female health care professional about the thirdworldization of Vermont. She even said that the whole BLM thing is mostly BS.
RE: Vermont. A lot of conservative whites who do not live in the tristate area (Maine, NH, and Vermont) constantly complain that they are blue states, or becoming blue states, and are unlivable because of “lib..ruls” or worse, “commies”. Actually, life here is quite agreeable, neighborliness or concern for others is very high as it is in all the high northern latitudes where long winters are a problem.
This area is as close as we will ever come to the ethnostate, and it is an interesting exercise for nationalists to ponder who think the main axis of political warfare is economics.
It turns out you can have a socialist/environmentalist paradise (Vermont) next to a libertarian nuthouse (NH) or a blend (Maine) where concealed or open carry without permits is not even an issue, where people are friendly, generous with their time, will watch out so you don’t freeze to death without being busybodies, and will give you the shirt off their back (if you lost yours through no fault of your own) – and where the population is >90% the indigenous people of Europe, and in most areas outside of cities >98% those people.
I think that the reason that conservatives think of VT, NH & ME as blue states is because they all went for Brandon in 2020. Vermont is extremely leftist other than gun laws. New Hampshire reminds me of Missouri politically. Maine is a mixture of the two as you described. Living in Vermont is pleasant, although they are a little bit crowded for my taste. Even though Vermont is the least populated state, behind Wyoming, it’s also tiny and mountainous, and therefore quite crowded. New Hampshire even more so. Maine in the south and along the coast is a bit crowded, but parts of Maine come close to being wilderness.
As for white ethnostates, most of Missouri outside of Columbia-Jefferson City, Kansas City, St. Louis and the far southeast are predominantly white. Northern and western Arkansas is extremely white outside of a number of noisy blacks in Fayetteville and a number of Hispanics (who all seem to have jobs) in northwest Arkansas. Oklahoma is predominantly white outside of Tulsa, Muskogee and Oklahoma City. Kansas outside of north Wichita, Kansas City & Topeka is predominantly white. Iowa is white outside of the big cities as is Nebraska outside of Omaha (the hometown of Malcom-X) and Lincoln. Then there’s Wyoming, Montana, Idaho, western Washington (Puget Sound area is lost although they are good drivers), western Oregon and northern California. Ohio, Indiana and Illinois are fine outside of the big cities.
Isn’t costello an irish name?
Thanks! Couldn’t agree with you more. I briefly dealt with this “snob problem” in my recent review of Pat Buchanan’s book “Nixon’s White House Wars.” But in that case the snobbery was coming from Establishment Republicans. Sad to see it coming from the “Dissident Right,” who ought to be championing the virtues of white rural America. I hope Fuentes is a relatively isolated case. Not sure why anyone pays any attention to that guy.
How do we know that he’s a test tube baby?
“You know, red checked oilcloth on the table and all that.”
Conversely, this reminds me of how a 1890s working class Irish woman in NYC described the pretentions of some lace-curtain neighbors: “Fruit on the table, and no one sick in the house.” Meaning, I suppose, that at a time when an orange was a suitable Christmas present, only a doctor’s prescription would justify such a frivolous expense.
On polite oneupmanship: Tom Wolfe, a Virginian, observed that Southerners in NYC soon learned that they could insult the natives to their face, in ways too subtle for the Yankee to even perceive; it was great fun.
Accents: according to A. J. Liebling, quoted by Walker Percy as the epigraph to A Confederacy of Dunces, the working class accent of New Orleans is or resembles that of certain parts of Brooklyn or Hoboken — dese and doze, toity toid, etc. Presumably it is from the Irish, carried to such disparate areas by merchant sailors. Although from the Bahamas, my mother did not, like Neville, speak in a mellifluous British accent, but would slip into a milder version of this “Brooklynese”, due I suppose to maritime trade influences.
“On polite oneupmanship: Tom Wolfe, a Virginian, observed that Southerners in NYC soon learned that they could insult the natives to their face, in ways too subtle for the Yankee to even perceive; it was great fun.”
Where did he write this?
I enjoyed that Tom Wolfe comment! Yes, it’s very true. I experienced this many times in New York. Just went right over their heads.
A few examples?
Some examples?
Another masterpiece Jef. My own mother came here from the once Great Britain. Her first stop was New York. She too described the accents as the most foul noise she’d ever heard. Thankfully, for my sake, she stayed.
Thank you!!
I think a place like NYC might have its appeal to a younger man, but clearly by middle age that has evaporated–especially these days. Once upon a time, perhaps twenty-five years ago, I thought seriously about leaving my native N.C., but now I’m glad I stayed. The late unpleasantness, indeed. My great grandmother (whose own grandfather, after his farm and all possessions in Chatham County were burned to the ground by the loathsome Yankees, promptly moved thirty miles to the east and started again) gave my grandfather a strongbox of “worthless” Confederate money for me and my brother to play with back in the 1970s; I sure wish I still had it. Those visceral emotions for the old South and all of its glory were still quite strong throughout my childhood and into the early adult years. Excellent article.
Beautiful story.
In late October I was in central New York, heading west out of enemy territory, when I stopped for fuel, restroom and more coffee. The clerk, a 50s something white man asked where I was from. I told him currently Missouri but that Oklahoma & Arkansas were just as much home to me. He said in a thick New York accent; “Man, I wish I could get in my truck and get out of New York State, maybe out West somewhere…”
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Now and then New Yorkers would confess to me their dissatisfaction with life there. A few came back from visits to the South all agog at how friendly Southerners were. One of them put it best: “Here everyone’s attitude just seems to be ‘f— you!'”
Another great piece, Jef. My sister and brother in law own a Christmas tree farm just west of Columbia and it’s the prettiest place on earth. It’s called Hollow Creek Tree Farm and if you’re in the market for a tree this year I highly recommend it. Your hound dogs are welcome and might even make it into their calendar for next year! (You get a free calendar with the purchase of a tree. My sister takes pictures of all the dogs who come help look for just the right tree.)🎄🎄🎄
Welcome back!
Thank you! I appreciate the invitation, but very soon I am going on a little trip for Christmas and will not return till close to New Year’s Eve. Otherwise, I would be delighted to make your sister’s acquaintance. Maybe next year!
This is me testing something.
Wonderful essay.
People in the North still virtually live in their heyday–the 1950s; the show Happy Days captured our life perfectly. And yes, at that time, there was a huge gulf in development between the two areas. Since then, the North’s quality of life has plummeted, and the South’s has risen.
Not sure why we have to contantly infight, like a communist splinter group. Fuentues and Spencer cracked under the pressure. Our system is much more punitive than post-Stalin Russia. If someone has put everything on the line, people don’t need to pile on.
New York City is totally global. All of its people have been replaced. It’s not even representative of upstate NY.
I’m a native of Georgia myself, that’s a bloody shame your ancestral home was directly in the path of Sherman’s March. I’ve never dwelled outside of Georgia though there was a period where I was working in an area that was riddled with Yankees, a veritable Yankee colony along the low country, as it were. It really did make me more self conscious of my own “southerness” and appreciative of the people I grew up with whereas part of me as a young man resented many of the elements of my native culture. Though I think that had more to do with my youthful angst just lashing out at whatever cultural paradigm happened to be nearest. I really do miss those splendid old accents you hear less and less of these days. I’ve made the observation that the establishment seems to feel much more threatened by more genteel southern culture whereas that of the more “cracker” variety they seem more willing to indulge since it’s far less threatening. It’s a tragic story really, we used to constitute such a significant portion of the republics senior leadership but following the war we totally lost our influence to the scions of the Yankee puritans who, from what little I have read about them, lost their minds upon ascending to the throne, giving way to melancholy and depression, eventually just giving up all together and handing the keys of their empire over to the Judeans who currently rule over us. Truly a bizarre state of affairs.
Whilst some view the confederacy as this moment of glory I take quite the opposite view. It was a very dark period in our history when we were no longer able to kick the can down the road regarding chattel slavery. It’s simply reality that all those grand plantations along the river banks and nestled amongst the hills and dales were built upon the backs of our slaves. How might history have been different had we never gone down that road? Now we have places like Baltimore and Detroit and rap pollutes the minds of our impressionable youth. I can’t help but wonder at times if there’s some sort of providence behind it all. In my mind slavery weakened us, made us complacent and arrogant. We should have been developing industry and engaging in trades rather than getting rich off of negro labor but such is the short sightedness of man, our tribe (southerners) in particular.
I’m also very very curious as to what percentage of DR aligned and adjacent European Americans are southerners, though I suppose that’s impossible to answer. I’m certainly not a southern nationalist as I think such groups are needlessly self marginalizing, we European Americans will be fortunate to survive this debacle at all, let alone with our ethnicities in tact. But I do think a regional chapter based approach to our project could be advantageous. Italian Americans, for example, are probably going to be the best at networking with and converting other Italian Americans, making appeals that tie in better to their specific cultural context than those outside of them would be capable of making. The same would apply to southerners and other regional sub-groups. There could then be a “Continental Congress” of sorts with delegates from each of the sub-groups coordinating our efforts/resources on the national stage.
Excellent point on slavery. It caused most of the South to be stuck in feudalism. Thomas Jefferson said regarding African slavery that we had the wolf by the ear. It was practically impossible to hold on to, but one didn’t dare let go. Yankees caused the let-go, and now we get to pay the price.
Good to see you again, Jef. Did not know you were also of Southron antecedents.
I, too, spent twenty years in NYC, before fleeing to a small town in the Ozarks. The vax mandate was the tipping point, but I had grown increasingly disenchanted almost from Day 1 in the city, and especially post-2015. Although I have serious doubts about the local redneck* culture in my new environs–depressing rates of fentanyl-abuse, meth-abuse, and, among the women, obesity; terribly ugly buildings and sprawl (yes, small-town sprawl); far too many big-box stores and fast-food joints (I would miss NYC dining, except I am well over the pretensions of all that, and I am happy simply to make most meals at home)–I have zero regrets about leaving New York.
Well, perhaps I miss the bike path along the Hudson. You would have to be certifiably insane to ride a bike on the rolling, twisting, shoulderless roads in these parts, with pick-ups barreling at upwards of 90 mph . . . . And I’ve yet to learn how to fire a gun. At least in terms of deterrence, I need not have one, as it’s simply assumed that everyone carries.
But as for NYC, I would never go back. All the rodents and trash, the ubiquitous stench of marijuana, the blessed minorities occupying every park bench, always making a commotion, no matter the hour. And the just as intolerable professional classes with their shallow views and lock-step conformity. I’m very glad to be gone.
*When I say “redneck,” I don’t use it entirely as a pejorative. I also use it in an Albion’s Seed kinda way. They retain many of their rugged virtues, and yet they seem a fallen race.
True about opioids, meth & fentanyl in Arkansas. I was a parole-probation officer there for a couple of years. It’s a terrible scourge. It was caused by globalism. When I was a teenager and young adult in the late ’70s and ’80s, Arkansas was a mecca of manufacturing. Most of those jobs went to Asia and Mexico, leaving factory turkey, chicken and hog farming as the only real industries outside of northwest Arkansas. And they have to be large corporate organizations to survive the attacks by the small but vocal groups of radical environmentalists who have driven out the family farms.
Globalism nearly ruined Arkansas.
Welcome back to America, Mr. Jeff. It is out there and still worth saving.
We set the table for you. Bon appetit!
https://www.google.com/amp/s/amp.marca.com/en/world-cup/2022/12/04/638c86f4268e3e950b8b45e4.html
I cried happy tears for you on your repatriation. May Right prevail.
The South is actually three regions: The Tidewater, The Deep South, and Greater Appalachia who’s influence encompasses areas outside of what is normally thought of as The South although it’s heartland is in The South. A Yankee named Colin Woodard wrote an excellent book on the American nations: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/American_Nations
For a history of the Scotts-Irish, who have probably been the most influential ethnic group in the US, James Webb wrote an excellent book about: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Born_Fighting
I’d like to further add to that:
The Deep South, has two major economic anchor points, the Tri-Megalopolis of Texas: Houston, Dallas and Austin, in the far southwest. And the Piedmont Nexus of Charlotte, Atlanta and Birmingham. The Piedmont Nexus and the Tri-Megalopolis are economic power centers whereas most of what’s in between could be considered “fly-over”. Naturally both of these economic power centers contain the highest concentrations of non native, hostile elements.
The French Louisianans are southern more by virtue of geography than anthropology, though I don’t mean that in a derogatory way. But they’re a tiny minority in the grand scheme of things.
And the Tidewater has long since ceased to be relevant. It’s a place for tourists, transplants and the idle rich. There are some important logistical hubs in Charleston and Savannah but outside of that they’re almost like fake cities. Places where people retire and drink too many cocktails. They’re also incredibly, I mean incredibly, un-southern if you actually talk to the people that live there. Hardly anyone in those places is a native.
I generally agree with the assessment on Appalachia. It’s our version of Afghanistan, can’t be conquered but who would want to conquer it anyway? Not knocking it though, I love the Appalachians, one of the most serene places on Earth.
The relevant portions of the south are the Piedmont Nexus and the Tri-Megalopolis, that’s where all the power lies. Most of the south is practically wilderness, just vast forests.
Appalachia is much more than the mountain region. It’s the Scotts-Irish heritage and all the places they influence through migration. The oil and gas fields, for instance, of Oklahoma, Texas, eastern New Mexico, Louisiana, Wyoming, California & Alaska are controlled by the Scotts-Irish ethos regardless of what ethnic groups happen to live there. It’s mostly Scotts-Irish or others who’ve adopted that unique world view who created and maintain the industry. The industry that’s the foundation of Civilization.
Go to the West Texas Permian Basin fields, a predominantly Hispanic area, and see how many Mexicans work in the industry. You’ll find a highly anglicized redneck TexMex males whom you’ll have a hard time distinguishing from a six feet tall rawboned Borderer who’s ancestors came from southeast Scotland. They dress the same, practically look the same, work the same, drive the same vehicles, have the same attitudes and talk the same. Many don’t even speak Spanish. Until the New Millennium Texas and Oklahoma were very effective at assimilating Mexicans. That began to change as the border began to be overran and Woke became the new ethos.
I’m from the Deep South, descendant of multiple slave lords, unrepentant, unvanquished, etc., but I LOVE New Yawk! People there seem more cultured. They like and can talk about movies(other than capeshit). Great restaurants, museums, you name it. Only, er, bring your check books! Lol!
Nick Fuentes is a reasonably interesting young fellow. But he’s incredibly naive to believe that there will be any energy in an American move to the right that doesn’t include the men of the south. Also, his inability to think past the Trump phenomenon is a severe hindrance to any cause that he makes himself a part of. He’s articulate, he’s intelligent, but he’s very green in his ability to see down the road. Time and life experiences will correct him or it won’t. But it’s time for him to get it ironed out if he expects to have the influence that he’s obviously seeking. As it stands, he’s woefully incomplete.
Perhaps one day, Nick will come home.
I also used to look down on my rural upbringing but it’s a lot better than living in an urban environment so I have also moved back. Your home is your home.
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