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The Melanincompoop Theory

Phil Eiger Newmann, Melanin’s Deficiency, 2021.

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Last week, doddering President-Elect Joe Biden nominated a black female lawyer named Kirsten Clarke to head the Department of Justice’s Civil Rights Division. Referring to the Brooklyn-born daughter of Jamaican immigrants as “one of the most distinguished civil rights attorneys in America,” the CIA robots who control Biden’s cyber-brain transmitted the following words through his thin, dry, cracked lips:

“The Civil Rights division represents the moral center of the Department of Justice. And the heart of that fundamental American ideal that we’re all created equal and all deserve to be treated equally.”

Responding to her nomination, Clarke — whose forehead is the size of a watermelon — said, “If I am fortunate enough to be confirmed, we will turn the page on hate and close the door on discrimination by enforcing our federal civil rights laws.”

It is unclear whether Biden was aware that in 1994 while a student at Harvard, Clarke proclaimed that blacks were genetically superior to whites due to their relative abundance of melanin. So much for “that fundamental American ideal that we’re all created equal.”

In a 1994 letter to the Harvard Crimson that was cosigned by Clarke and a woman named Victoria Kennedy and titled “Blacks Seek An End to Abuse,” Clarke objected “to those who defend The Bell Curve” by urging them to “please use the following theories and observations to assist you in your search for truth regarding the genetic differences between Blacks and whites.” (Even back then, she was capitalizing “black” while making “white” lowercase — it took the Associated Press more than a quarter-century to catch up with her.) Here is what Clarke and Kennedy depicted in their letter as the “truth”:

One: Dr. Richard King reveals that at the core of the human brain is the “locus coeruleus” which is a structure that is Black because it contains large amounts of (neuro) melanin which is essential for its operation.

Two: Black infants sit, stand, crawl and walk sooner than whites.

Three: Carol Barnes notes that human mental processes are controlled by melanin–that same chemical which gives Blacks their superior physical and mental abilities.

Four: Some scientists have revealed that most whites are unable to produce melanin because their pineal glands are often calcification [sic] or non-functioning. Pineal calcification rates with Africans are five to 15 percent, Asians 15 to 25 percent and Europeans 60 to 80 percent. This is the chemical basis for the cultural differences between Blacks and whites.

Five: Melanin endows Blacks with greater mental, physical and spiritual abilities–something which cannot be measured based on Eurocentric standards.

So much to unpack!

Dr. Richard King is the author of Melanin: A Key To Freedom, a paperback book described thusly on Amazon:

A Study of Ancient African History reveals an early African definitions of the human melanin system as a whole body Black Melanin System that serves as the eye of the soul to produce inner vision , true spiritual consciousness , creative genius , beatific vision , to become godlike , and to have conversation with immortals . The purpose of ancient education was to provide knowledge and development of the will of the student that allowed salvation of the soul from the fetters of the physical body. . . .

King was pushing what is known as “Melanin Theory” — a misnomer used to describe something that is merely a wacky hypothesis.

You can buy Jim Goad’s Whiteness: The Original Sin here.

This half-baked “theory” has also been peddled by Frances Cress Welsing, whose The Cress Theory of Color-Confrontation and Racism states:

The quality of whiteness is a genetic inadequacy or a relative genetic-deficiency state or disease upon the genetic inability to produce the skin pigments of melanin which are responsible for all skin coloration. . . . The. . . psychological reaction of whites has been directed toward all people with the capacity to produce the melanin skin pigments. However, the most profound aggressions have been directed toward the Black, “nonwhite” peoples who have the greatest potential and therefore are the most envied and the most feared in genetic competition.

The Melanin Theory was also pushed by Leonard Jeffries, another superstar of early 1990s black-supremacist folderol who divides the world into Ice People and Sun People and wrote that melanin enables blacks to “negotiate the vibrations of the universe and to deal with the ultraviolet rays of the sun.”

The Melanin Theory persists to this day in the blog-droppings of mentally handicapped black-supremacist females who give themselves handles such as “Queen Mother Goddess” [republished exactly as it was typed]:

Melanin is a liquid that is produced and secreted by the pineal gland during the night time. . . . The 3rd eye is also called the pineal gland. . . . MELANIN IS LIFE ITSELF! && here’s why. Melanin is the material or immaterial of what makes up not only EVERY living THING or BEING on this planet BUT it’s also what makes up the UNIVERSE, STARS AND PLANETS in which we know of! It IS the DARK MATTER that scientist have come to discover. It is the black holes that NASA has discovered in space. . . . Without MELANIN, LIFE ITSELF would be NON-EXIST and it would only exist in the primordial waters in which we sprung from. . . .So, let’s go over the basic fundamentals of the 3rd eye, Melanin and the Pineal Gland. We know that the pineal gland and the 3rd eye are one in the same. We also know that the “liquid elixir” that the pineal gland/3rd eye produces is Melanin.

Today I learned that what astronomers refer to as “black holes” are, in fact, genetically superior Space Negroes.

What does actual science say about all this nonsense?

For starters, the locus coeruleus is a part of the brain that regulates the production of melatonin, not melanin. The same goes for the pineal gland — it has everything to do with melatonin and nothing to do with melanin.

Melatonin regulates sleep; melanin determines skin pigment. For at least three decades, prominent black “academics” have been basing their crotch-tugging boasts of intellectual superiority on the embarrassing fact that all big words look the same to them. Perhaps they also mistook “pineal” for “penile”?

As my father used to say, “These people can’t tell their ass from a hole in the ground.”

In 2019, Kirsten Clarke successfully represented a black woman named Taylor Dumpson — who had recently become the first black female student-body president at American University — in a civil lawsuit against Andrew Anglin of the Daily Stormer, whose calls for a “troll storm” to harass Dumpson allegedly persuaded pranksters to leave bananas around campus, causing Dumpson $725,000 worth of emotional suffering.

In interviews given over the riot-addled summer of 2020, Clarke stated that all the burning and beating and murdering and looting on behalf of a felonious, fentanyl-drenched retard named George Floyd presented a “perfect storm” for the melanin-rich and IQ-deficient to pretend they deserve to be treated as equals. She has also stated that it’s high time for another round of Reconstruction.

Black-supremacist hypothesizing and excuse-making have always been enjoyably dumb — until now. Biden has appointed a black supremacist who can’t tell her ass from a hole in the ground to enact Reconstruction-level racial vengeance against white America.

I can’t seem to laugh about this, and I don’t want to cry.

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  1. Weave
    Posted January 14, 2021 at 4:46 am | Permalink

    Constantly having to say you are superior or that your lives matter is like telling people you are pretty. If you have to tell them, then it ain’t really obvious.

    • Dex
      Posted January 16, 2021 at 7:18 pm | Permalink

      The source of all our problems in the West (also the world) is the jews.

  2. Posted January 14, 2021 at 5:04 am | Permalink

    The only silver lining to Resident Bidet’s administration is that it’s already looking like it’s going to make Jimmy Carter look competent.

  3. 12AX7
    Posted January 14, 2021 at 5:04 am | Permalink

    This will not end well. It’s worse than it first appears, though. The U.S. Air Force has a program to train more colored pilots and women because colored pilots are (of course) a miniscule fraction of all Air Force pilots.

    The same thing is happening in all the armed services; Army, Marines and Navy, too. This pro-colored policy results in discrimination against White servicemen in favor of coloreds so the officers can meet their diversity quotas. This will drive out White servicemen from the military and discourage young White men from entering the military, the backbone of a successful military force.

    At the same time the U.S. Government is weakening the military it is antagonizing China and risking getting involved in another war in the Near East for “Our Greatest Ally.” The U.S. Government will quickly find that its “diverse” military doesn’t do well against a determined, competent enemy should it start another war. It is hard to conceive of toothless old Joe or President Camel Toe Harris successfully making a patriotic appeal to young, White men to serve in the military in a time of national crisis, especially after the U.S. Government has been spitting on these very people.

    • Gorgeous George
      Posted January 14, 2021 at 5:21 am | Permalink

      Not only China, Russia too.
      The changes made today will be in true effect in about 25 years. The army/Navy/AF is still predominantly white and capable, except for the retards in charge of policy and the kleptocratic caste that pushes unproven junk at astronomical costs.
      Todays US armed forces are a pale shadow of the Gulf War 1 forces, and in another 25 years it will be a freak show of semi literate half baked trans mullatos led by humanities degree holding justice warriors riding on fabulously overpriced complex junk that has no place in the modern battlefield. To get the latest on these topics check out where he regularly covers such topics.

      • 3g4me
        Posted January 14, 2021 at 10:02 am | Permalink

        The army/navy/air force is NOT still predominantly “white and capable.” It’s increasingly non-White and the Whites are increasingly female. Witness females crashing ships and incapable of landing planes. Black ‘sailors’ who can’t swim. In addition to melanin-enriched leaders, more and more wear a special little hat.
        The hell with foreign adventures – these are the ‘troops’ that will be brought to bear against White resistance anywhere. Look at all the clueless, deranged White men in the Capitol building, thinking they’re doing their patriotic duty. No decent White should serve in the US military in any capacity.

      • Douglas
        Posted January 14, 2021 at 12:15 pm | Permalink

        My Air Force doctor is a black South African given the rank of LTC. His assistants are a black captain and his nurse is a Hispanic Major. I have served 20 then spent another 20 in the military, while it is still slightly more whit especially the specialized fields it is led by social justice warriors.

      • bilejones
        Posted January 16, 2021 at 3:56 pm | Permalink

        So you don’t welcome the replacement of The Big Red One with The slender lavender too?

    • Flel
      Posted January 14, 2021 at 12:16 pm | Permalink

      D’s like to use the draft in loading up the services. I can imagine a new system where it’s not random in the slightest. Whites get drafted and shipped immediately to the frontlines and blacks get put in officer school led by other wishcast black officers. Discipline would be nonexistent other than driving down the white soldiers.

      I thought a black hole was that whore Princess down on the corner?

    • Franz
      Posted January 15, 2021 at 1:35 am | Permalink

      Strap a seat and an air bottle in every pilotless Air Force drone and strap one of the melanin warriors in each one.

      Problem solved.

  4. Anthony Kimball
    Posted January 14, 2021 at 5:05 am | Permalink

    It has long been known that blacks, when assessed as a group, are the dumbest people on earth. And yet, due almost entirely to the efforts of the enemy media over the last 55+ years, an alarming number of our people have been pushed (sometimes subtly, oftentimes not) into worshipping these tar monsters as virtual gods. Even worse, over the past several years many of our less-enlightened folk have engaged in truly disgusting and cringe-worthy public displays of contrition and apology toward these animals. I would just like to make it known, for the record, that I have never been deceived by the constant barrage of media lies regarding blacks and I think the comment section for this particular article would be an ideal place for fellow counter currents readers to similarly declare their awareness of the truth of this issue and, like me, their absolute refusal, no matter the cost, to bow down to or deify these obvious inferiors.

    • Jud Jackson
      Posted January 15, 2021 at 2:26 am | Permalink

      Of course blacks are pretty dumb. But aren’t the Australian Aborigines even dumber?

    • Victor Henderson
      Posted January 15, 2021 at 9:21 am | Permalink

      ”It has long been known that blacks, when assessed as a group, are the dumbest people on earth.”‘

      I have to disagree on this, American blacks as a group might not perform well overal. But there alot of African groups that are very very far away of being ”dumb”. We underestimate people like Nigerians, Kenyans, Ghanians, Ivorians, Ethiopians etc who are very smart and intelligent people, i can even say this based on my experience in the UK. Even Jamaicans are very sharp people as a collective but less assertive then the Africans. The same way we in the west underestimated the Japanese, and especially the CCP Chinese aswell. The koreans to me are not anything special, its because of the USA that they have become a wealthy nation if not for the USA South Korea would be a shithole.

      • Reality Check
        Posted January 16, 2021 at 10:10 am | Permalink

        How many Africans invented the wheel on their own?

  5. Antidote
    Posted January 14, 2021 at 5:57 am | Permalink

    Kirsten Clarke! If you Bing that name you will get mostly a multitude of British Isles/Scandinavian looking women with peaches and cream complexions, light eyes, and hair ranging from blonde to dirty blonde, with small, delicate features. Our Kirsten Clarke has an unappealing physiognomy; apply some oxidised copper colour make-up to her face, and she would be a dead ringer for a morlock from the first ‘The time Machine’.
    The Jews may derail this nomination because KC was on the side of Professor Tony Martin during the ‘Jewish Control of Slavery’ debate as well as the ‘Not out of Africa’ debate initiated by Professor Lefkowitz. Difficult to say; If she publicly recants and expresses philosemitism by disavowing TM she may stay, but if she digs in her heels she will forfeit all those wonderful Gibs.

    • Sandra Lynn
      Posted January 14, 2021 at 9:15 am | Permalink

      Ummm, Her name is Kristen Clarke, not Kirsten.

  6. Till
    Posted January 14, 2021 at 6:06 am | Permalink

    At this point I don’t believe Biden himself is approving anyone, it’s just the Js and degenerates around him using a rubber stamp with his name on it, while he wipes drool off of his chin.

  7. Captain John Charity Spring MA
    Posted January 14, 2021 at 7:12 am | Permalink

    So race is a real thing then. Huh.

    • Vauquelin
      Posted January 14, 2021 at 7:47 am | Permalink

      Black supremacism is growing. It will be a great big redpill once government officials start openly calling whites racially inferior. So much for the red herring known as Equality.

  8. Some White Guy
    Posted January 14, 2021 at 7:47 am | Permalink

    Perhaps we should have offered truck loads of bananas to the blm rioters last year? If bananas had been left outside store fronts all over America, think of the destruction and mayhem we could have avoided.

    • Posted January 14, 2021 at 10:01 am | Permalink

      Now I’m imagining driving a truck past an angry crowd while tossing bananas at them. I needed a good laugh!

      • Captain John Charity Spring MA
        Posted January 14, 2021 at 1:59 pm | Permalink

        Sounds like Real Madrid trolling FC Barcelona before a cup match.

    • Flel
      Posted January 14, 2021 at 12:21 pm | Permalink

      Leave the peels so they can slip…ah minstrel entertainment at its best 🍌

  9. Alexandra O.
    Posted January 14, 2021 at 8:01 am | Permalink

    Goad, you’ve done it again! “Black holes (in space) are in fact ‘genetically superior Space Negroes”. Tears streaming yet again! If there were Academy Awards for “Best Comedy Racial Reality Observations”, you’d win hands down!

    However, as a proper, middle-aged White lady, raised nicely, I try to keep a lid on racial slurs in my thinking and in my speech, but the last several years — and not to mention, the entire past year — have clearly shown that as of January 20, our borders and our Halls of Justice and all other Administrative Offices in WDC, will be thrown open to Mexicans, Moslems, and Mulattos. (“Mexican”, BTW, is a racial slur in L.A.).

    We are in for a grueling four years, in which we, the wise, will keep our heads down, our mouths shut, and our powder dry — while still reading CC’s daily missives to keep us on track with sanity and reality. So work silently and unobtrusively, and yet make efforts to gather together more of us. We are smarter than the melanin-addled others.

  10. Stephen Phillips
    Posted January 14, 2021 at 9:01 am | Permalink

    “I can’t seem to laugh about this, and I don’t want to cry.”

    I feel the same way, so I just went and flossed my teeth instead.

  11. Taylor McClain
    Posted January 14, 2021 at 9:20 am | Permalink

    While not exactly an apology, she has already backtracked her remarks with, “It was all just a joke people.”

    • HamburgerToday
      Posted January 14, 2021 at 10:20 am | Permalink

      All this article tells me is that she’s a whore for the Jews.

      • Old Enough To Be Your Mother
        Posted January 16, 2021 at 4:54 am | Permalink

        Totally. Anti-White rhetoric? No problem. Anti-semitic rhetoric; game over!

  12. Karl
    Posted January 14, 2021 at 9:41 am | Permalink

    Facts, figures, quotes and backgrounds on slavery summarized by Swiss Express-Zeitung (October 2020 issue). (in German)

  13. Dennis
    Posted January 14, 2021 at 10:22 am | Permalink

    That they apparently can’t even understand the difference between melanin and melatonin tells you everything you need to know about their allegedly superior mental faculties.

    This country is doomed.

    • Bill Miller
      Posted January 14, 2021 at 2:27 pm | Permalink

      Melatonin makes you tired.
      Melanin makes you lazy.

  14. J. K.
    Posted January 14, 2021 at 11:28 am | Permalink

    I like the way that, no matter where else they force diversity, the government still refuses to practice it in the one place that will not countenance the farce: prison.

    Until they desegregate prisons, they don’t really believe it’s ultimately anything but a repressive, violent disaster.

  15. Douglas
    Posted January 14, 2021 at 12:16 pm | Permalink

    So here we are. We are cornered. Do we wait for them to close in for the kill? I guess so. After all, we have to worry about FBI infiltration. We have to worry they will label us racist. We have to worry they will try to make is look bad. Hell they might even call us terrorists.

    Now the normies which are legion still can’t see the corner they are standing in. Time to duck and cover.

  16. Bookai
    Posted January 14, 2021 at 1:34 pm | Permalink

    melanin enables blacks to “negotiate the vibrations of the universe and to deal with the ultraviolet rays of the sun.”

    So basically melanin is now midi-chlorians n’ shiet. Black Jedi Order when?

  17. Taylor McClain
    Posted January 15, 2021 at 6:13 am | Permalink

    The shitlibs have circled the wagons to protect one of their own. Apparently, the Hebrews are going to give her a pass.

  18. Autobot
    Posted January 15, 2021 at 6:22 am | Permalink

    It’s true. When we are all enslaved by the Chinese sometime in the next twenty years and they put us to hard labor in loin clothes out in the hot sun, all us whites will blister and die, while the blacks will survive. Just watch.

    • Joe Guy
      Posted January 15, 2021 at 9:39 am | Permalink

      Funny you should mention that. I believe they will invade the USA in 2030.

      • Kolya Krassotkin
        Posted January 17, 2021 at 8:28 am | Permalink

        If the Chinese do invade, it will be the usual suspects, who have historically always opened the city gates to invaders, welcoming them in.

        (Will the Chinese like General Tso’s Gefilte Fish?)

  19. Posted January 15, 2021 at 12:48 pm | Permalink

    The Chinese do not hate their majority population and will oppose turning it into a minority. Further, they know how to deal with their minorities. We have much to learn from that ancient civilization. If we wished to deliver ourselves from multiculturalism, the Chinese model would serve very nicely.

  20. bobby
    Posted January 15, 2021 at 4:53 pm | Permalink

    When speaking of the qualities of “whiteness”, I’ve always felt that Sir Isaac Newton was a founding father of “whiteness theory”, when he discovered that white consists of all the colors. It might therefore be called the “master color”. My Lord, I just realized how easy it is to write bullshit that weak minded people would immediately assume to be true.

  21. admin user
    Posted January 16, 2021 at 8:45 am | Permalink

    OMG that story about andrew anglin prompting people to leave bananas lying around campus – i’m still laughing!

    anglin writes well but comes across poorly whenever i’ve encountered him livestreaming.

  22. Digger
    Posted January 16, 2021 at 9:10 am | Permalink

    Black holes anti-matter.

  23. S
    Posted January 16, 2021 at 10:00 am | Permalink

    Ayo, hold up. So you be saying I can’t get blacked by taking melaninatonin sleeping pills? Sheeeeit.

  24. S
    Posted January 16, 2021 at 10:08 am | Permalink

    Yikes, wait a minute Jim. There actually is a connection between melanin and melatonin.

    “Melatonin controls pigmentation changes by aggregation of melanin into the melanocytes within the skin, causing the skin to change color. This interaction is also responsible for the paler skin color of elderly people and those with insomnia.”

    Look like it’s no more melatonin for me!

  25. Reality Check
    Posted January 16, 2021 at 10:13 am | Permalink

    The best thing that could happen is these ‘people’ being allowed to say whatever is on their minds..

  26. ValhallaX
    Posted January 17, 2021 at 12:16 pm | Permalink

    Nice comments, some very funny as well.

    However, I sense the hairy hand of a zionist supremacist here as well.

    Nobody loves to see us fighting their little precious proxies, while the Unmentionables rob our countries blind.

    I would love to see our best word merchants hit the Unmentionables as sweetly as the easy target, blacks. We should be above hitting the weak and the stupid, tempting as it may be. Way too easy, and leads nowhere. No, direct the merchandise to the party that is behind the party of White suffering. And, as we all know, it is not Blacks, as irritating and dangerous they may be. We all know they are not the source of our suffering.

  27. Jason
    Posted January 19, 2021 at 7:19 am | Permalink

    Jim didn’t link a source for Clarke’s “perfect storm” comments, or her comments about Reconstruction. Google didn’t find them for me, either. My search for “katherine clark” and “perfect storm” only found me statements about the lack of child care options for low income parents. I like Jim’s writing, but I think he needs to link the stuff he’s referring to all of the time, not just most of the time.

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