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The Hippies, 50 Years Later: From “Make Love, Not War” to “Make War, Not Hate”
Full disclosure: This isn’t my war.
I didn’t approve of this war. No one even consulted me about it, which frankly felt like a bit of a snub. And I’m certainly not a pacifist. I’m not against this new war because I hate to see human beings getting killed — quite the opposite, I think more of them need to be killed, and quickly — (more…)
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How to Stay Calm in the Event of a Thermonuclear War
As was the case with this column two weeks ago, this will be an all Russia-Ukraine edition. (more…)
Putlere! — Banderovče!
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English original here
Jako by utrpení posledních dvou let nestačilo, jako bychom neměli dost mentální i sociální destabilizace, temné a sadistické síly, které tahají za nitky vesmíru, se rozhodly přihodit na naše hřbety novou světovou válku. No, paráda! Nejsem si jistý, jestli nám zbývá dostatek kolektivního rozumu, abychom se s takovouto ránou dokázali vypořádat. (more…)
Taylor Denise Schabusiness, whose one regret in life is that she forgot to hide the head of the young man she decapitated while having sex and smoking meth with him, because it was so much fun.
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Having established last week that both sides in the Russia/Ukraine conflict are Nazis, it appears that both Russia and Ukraine are feverishly continuing to exterminate the other side, and the only excitement that remains is finding out which side will be the first to render the other side biologically extinct. In other words, as the kids say, “Nazis gonna Nazi” and “When it comes to genocide, second place is last place,” so there’s no truly enjoyable news from Ukraine’s charbroiled death pits this week. (more…)
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Czech version here
World War III: Nazis vs. Nazis in The War to End All Nazis
As if the last two years weren’t sufficiently taxing, as if we all hadn’t had quite enough mental and social destabilization, the sinister and sadistic forces that pull the universe’s strings have decided to toss a new World War into the mix. (more…)
A new off-Broadway musical called Black No More depicts a machine that turns black people white. Photo credit: Monique Carboni/The New Group
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To assert — as does the entire modern racial-justice-industrial complex without any hesitation or equivocation — that any disparities regarding income, health, and longevity between black and white Americans are due to white maleficence is to ignore how blacks fare when they are entirely quarantined from the foul clutches and nostril-searing stench of white supremacy. (more…)
A compilation tape showing Joe Rogan, shown here groveling for forgiveness, dropping 24 n-bombs in 29 seconds may be the new world record holder.
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Is there even a remote mathematical possibility that “Reggin” sounds a lot like “Rogan,” but when you spell “Reggin” backwards, it’s the most awful word in the English language?
Not too long ago, massively successful podcaster Joe Rogan made sport of how people timidly say “the N-word” instead of “nigger” due to a medievally superstitious amount of power accorded to the word by the people who not only demand you never say it, but who will attempt to socially murder you if you have ever said it, no matter how innocent the context. (more…)
Caryn Johnson, aka Whoopi Goldberg, who got her nickname from her penchant for farting in public and claiming to be part Jewish.
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What is race? What is racism? If race doesn’t exist, why, then, is there so much racism?
And what about the Jews? Are Jews members of a race, a religion, or both? Can one measure precisely, down to the tiniest jewtrino, exactly how Jewish a self-proclaimed Jew is?
What was the Holocaust? How many people died? How many people didn’t die? How many died amidst the Holocaust but not because of it? And most importantly: Is it true what they say about the Jews? (more…)
Sonny Weems of China’s Guangdong Southern Tigers, who was recently called a word that rhymes with figure after a game by some native Chinamen.
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Ever since Donald Trump used the racist term “China virus” to hatefully misrepresent a virus that came from China, many black Americans interpreted it as a dog whistle to begin beating the shit out of Asian-Americans on the streets. In case you didn’t get the memo, blacks suffer from an internalized whiteness that makes them think it’s okay to pummel non-whites, whereas Asians are plagued with an internalized whiteness that makes them score well on standardized tests, earn high incomes, and commit far fewer crimes than blacks. (more…)
Allyn Walker, until recently an Assistant Professor at Old Dominion University, wants to “destigmatize pedophilia.”
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Siberia: The Last Great White Refuge?
To the abject dismay and brooding disgruntlement of many of my Nordic brethren, I hate the winter with every last freckle on my shoulders and have often said that the best thing about European exploration and colonialism is that it enabled white people to finally live in places that had good weather. (more…)
Varg Vikernes
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Norwegian Metalhead Who Murdered Another Norwegian Metalhead in 1993 Tweets about What Lord of the Rings Would Look Like in 2022
The very fact that he was born Kristian Vikernes, performed as Count Grishnackh, is best known to the world as Varg Vikernes, and now has the legal name Louis Cachet is all you need to know that the subject of my opening segment is a musician, and everyone who’s not a musician knows that musicians are the flakiest people on Earth. (more…)
Jack Murphy, aka John Goldman, an allegedly conservative “masculinity coach” who will get very angry with you if you suggest he’s gay, even though he’s said publicly that he’s had sex with men and has made videos while using a dildo on himself. He also used to frequently interact with a recent mass shooter on Twitter.
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Lyndon McLeod, Jack Murphy, & the Perils of Performative Masculinity
As a wee beardless youth in the brick-and-cement ’burbs of Philadelphia, I found myself watching an old Robert Mitchum film on TV one night and wondering how he managed to be so cool. Then it suddenly occurred to me that his secret was that he didn’t think about being cool; he simply was cool. To become conscious about being cool was to take a long leap away from even hoping to be cool. (more…)
