This Is Vaginal Trap
Rapefugees vs Killer Condoms in South Africa & Germany

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If you ever fancied getting raped, you could do far worse than try moving to South Africa. According to the worst available statistics, a rape is reported to police there every 30 or so seconds, a timetable much more regular than their dilapidated trains or buses.

We hear a lot of exaggerated lefty feminist chatter about so-called “rape culture” in the West these days, but in SA it really exists. Consent is an unknown concept to many blacks over there, even amongst the higher echelons of society like the judiciary. An amusing ongoing South African court-case you may not have heard about (because you’re not supposed to), for example, involves a high-ranking 64-year-old black judge, Selby Mbenenge, who has been accused of sexually harassing his 41-year-old female underling, a legal secretary named Andiswa Mengo.

Selby didn’t physically rape her, he was just accused of refusing to take no for an answer – and then labelling anyone who dared complain as being a big, white-brained racist. Even if they happened to be black. In fact, especially if they happened to be black.

The trial was described in South African tabloid media as one in which “all the vegetables need to be on the table … and they were”, a jocular tone completely unthinkable in any Western media reporting of a sexual misconduct story. The case was quite funny, though. Mengo accused Mbenenge of sending her an image of “a man muffing a woman” and an emoji of a peeled banana, which he denied represented his penis, perhaps because it would have been completely the wrong color.

“It has nothing to do with any penis,” the learned judge explained. Instead, the emoji was just supposed to indicate “something nice we could share, like chocolate.” Was this itself merely an oblique reference towards anal sex, though? Mbenenge also mailed Mengo a peach emoji, which a sext-speak “expert” testified in court definitely represented “a bum.” As further proof of his immoral intentions, Mengo testified her suitor had sent her an explicit photo of his own “Long Tom”; she could tell the genital definitely belonged to him, as “the pubic hair was the same color as the gray on his head.” What an identity-parade episode of Columbo or Hill Street Blues that would have made!

The evidence against Judge Mbenenge was building up, but then he dropped his bombshell defense argument: anyone accusing him of sexual harassment was RACIST. In black Xhosa culture, dating was supposed to take the form of ritual negotiation. A man would offer a woman sex and she would say no, but would not really mean it, a concept known as ukumtsa, or “a pretense of shyness intended to be alluring”, like Pepé Le Pew always used to wrongly spy in all those female black cats with a line of white paint accidentally sprayed down their backs by careless road-maintenance workers. So, when his victim sent the judge actual Bible verses by telephone to ward him off like he was Dracula, Mbenenge interpreted this as her just playing hard to get.

Rather than genuinely saying no, the little minx Mengo was angling to be given something nice in return for spreading her legs and allowing her superior to “muff” her, Mbenenge thought. Chocolate, perhaps, or a free banana. As such, Judge Mbenenge wasted no time in getting down to carnal negotiation. Within a mere thirty minutes of meeting his new subordinate, he was asking her for nude photos of herself, a modus operandi even Jeffrey Epstein would have considered a bit too forward. The suggestion they should begin dating initially, by going out for dinner maybe, or having a conversation about something of mutual interest first, was something which made sense only in an outside “Western context”, testified Mbenenge.

Warming to this theme, the accused and his defense team gave their opinion that the very concept of “no means no” was just “a Eurocentric perspective” on the matter of muffing, “a perspective that does not appreciate my culture,” an egregious “imposition of whiteness” in fact. Taken to its logical conclusion, that would mean a white European woman declining a black African man’s generous offer to rape her over here in the West would be a gross example of anti-black racism in action.

The Vagina Ideologues

Judge Mbenenge himself was not personally a full-on rapist, but his attitudes displayed openly and unashamedly in court were clearly, shall we say, somewhat “rape-adjacent.” I would humbly suggest that the mass importation of millions of even more impulsive and genitally-incontinent lower-class individuals from cultures with widely shared attitudes like this towards women into Western lands would inevitably and obviously lead to a massive uptick in the number of rapes occurring in them.

Predictably, the figures do show this, and there are cases on record of non-native males convicted of sex-offenses in Europe who plead in court they didn’t realize what they were doing was even in any way wrong due to their alien cultural upbringing – the truly scary thing being that they might actually be telling the truth here, rather than simply angling for a cheap reduction in their sentences.

Yet, if our leaders have foolishly inflicted this plague upon us, then they cannot possibly ever concede the fact, and institute any genuine solutions to it like mass deportations, as that would be to admit their own culpability. Instead, they must settle for attempting a suite of genuinely bizarre pseudo-solutions instead, like widening French pavements so that lazy, short-armed African rapists won’t be able to grab any Euro-girls in the first place or, now, fitting white women’s vaginas with artificial teeth to bite black men’s wandering cocks off with all across Germany.

In the past five years, the number of rapes in Deutschland has increased by 49.5 percent, surpassing 12,000 per year, at least 1,000 each month. Accordingly, the Fraunhofer Institute for Health Technology in Stuttgart, together with the Ravensburg-Weingarten University of Applied Science, have announced a new study, to be led by academic sociologist Julia Wege and physician Urs Schneider, into what are termed “technical aids against sexual violence” – i.e., glorified vaginal mouse-traps.

Penis Thigh-Trap

The scholars’ primary focus is to be on a device called Rape-aXe, which is basically a female condom, but with barbed, penis-mauling teeth on the inside. This was invented in South Africa by a white female physician named Sonnet Ehlers, ahead of the 2010 FIFA World Cup soccer tournament held in the country, when some pessimists expected many visitors to end up getting raped; thanks to the existence of black ukumtsa “no means yes” culture there, South Africa possesses possibly the planet’s highest rape-rate, with one in three women in Johannesburg being raped during their lifetimes, and the other two in three wondering what they did so wrong to be left out.

Some molestation-averse South African females already walked around with razor blades wrapped in sponges jammed between their legs anyway, meaning raping them would be like trying to have sex with an oversized novelty pencil-sharpener, helping give Ehlers her idea.

In Ehler’s brainchild, rows of jagged hooks attach themselves to any unsolicited penetrating penis, causing the rapist to withdraw in pain immediately, taking the Rape-aXe death-condom with him; the barbs are constructed in such a way that any attempt to pull the device off only end up tightening it, like a Chinese finger-trap, but not for fingers. Non-deadly removal is only possible by a trained, scalpel-wielding doctor at a hospital, who will naturally call in the police to arrest the rapist as soon as the patient presents himself there with an aching, gash-chomped dick.

Back when Ehlers’ invention was first announced (it hasn’t actually yet been released, due to funding-problems) in 2010, it would still have seemed like quite a comical thing to most Westerners. If you head to the Rape-aXe website, parts of it are indeed inadvertently very funny. For example, the suggestion is made that, in order to repel rapists in the first instance, women should wear the following Ghostbusters-style badge, letting potential assailants know what’s in store for them:

The penis size doesn’t look very accurate for a black man there, does it?

The device’s FAQs page also features accidentally amusing queries like “What happens to a small penis? Won’t it fall off?”, “Can the rapist turn Rape-aXe in-side-out and reinsert it back into the women?”, “Will I be attached to the rapist [permanently] if I use Rape-aXe?” and “Will using Rape-aXe cause me to lose my virginity?” to which the highly unsympathetic answer is basically “You definitely won’t be a virgin if you’re raped by half of Soweto, love.”

Nelson Mandingo

It reads like a spoof, but isn’t. Rape in post-Apartheid South Africa is so universal a phenomenon that Rape-aXe is not the only minge-machine conceived to thwart it. In 2000, retired white anesthetist Jaap Haumann built a “killer tampon” which contained a miniature spring-loaded guillotine intended to slice off a rapist’s penis-head immediately upon achieving first-contact with it; no word on whether it also came with a free perineum-mounted wicker basket to catch it in.

The “tampon timebomb” had, said Haumann, already been shown off to “robust” men and rapists in prison, who told the doctor in terrified tones that they definitely wouldn’t shove themselves into a vagina locked and loaded with one of those, as “to a rapist his penis is one of the most important parts of his body”, particularly when it came to the task of raping people with it.

Hahahaha, how we morally superior progressive Westerners were encouraged to laugh back then at those crazy racist South African whites, so hyper-paranoid about the exaggerated dangers of being molested by black rapists, and then, having removed white minority rule from SA and watched safely from a distance as society got even worse there, we even more stupidly removed white majority rule from Western Europe and were somehow surprised when the end results proved to be exactly the same over here, too.

By 2012, a truly strange article called “Vagina Dentata [‘Toothed Vagina’] and the Annihilation of Rape” was appearing in the obscure journal Anarcho-Transhumanism, arguing that, as sad case-studies like South Africa proved, a propensity for rape was just inherently inbuilt into primitive primates of all kinds; zoological evidence showed that “approximately 50 percent of orangutans are the result of rape”, the best T-shirt slogan #MeToo never used. Being a transhumanist, the author argued the best defense against all the rape-happy simians on the loose was to offer potential victims genetically modified new super-vaginas to repel unwanted visitors:

[Imagine] a vagina dentata that narcotizes trespassers with a tiny hypodermic needle. If women installed this, the dismantling of it could be regarded as part of the foreplay process, like removing the last item of clothing. Female groins could also be implanted with micro-spray guns that have incapacitating fumes, similar to the gas Russians used to overpower Chechen militants in the 2002 Moscow theater-hostage crisis. These solutions, however, are only slightly better than Rape-aXe, because the weaponry would inspire counter-weaponry [built into rapists’ new armored GM penises]. Star Trek and Superman offer stronger resistance possibilities. If the ‘deflector shield’ that protected the Starship Enterprise is scaled down for the human form, a bubble of [vaginal] security would be attained. The ‘Man of Steel’ is equally invulnerable [to anal rape] with his dense Kryptonian body and ‘force field’ surrounding his flesh. Neither of these improvements is forecast for the near future, however.

Shame. But is it really all that desirable to have to forge the Man of Steel a Ring of Steel in any case? Honestly, isn’t the best defense against mass migrant-rape just having strong borders, not strong force-fields in your undies?

In any case, vaginas already are traps, aren’t they? That’s how women get you to marry them.