Tag: The Worst Week Yet

Shannon Brandt, who has confessed to murdering conservative Cayler Ellingson for no reason other than because they had a political argument, was allowed to walk since Ellingson was an “extremist.”

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Man Runs Over and Kills Republican “Extremist” With His Car

In case you haven’t heard — because almost no one in the mainstream media has made a peep about it — in the early morning hours of Sunday, September 18, a drunken North Dakota man purposely ran over and killed an 18-year-old male after a “political argument.” He then fled the scene, called 911, and told them he thought his victim was a member of a Republican “extremist group.” A police affidavit states that the perpetrator “admitted to striking the pedestrian with his car because he had a political argument with the pedestrian.” (more…)

Transsexual high school shop teacher Kayla Lemieux

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Illegal Aliens Get Tossed from State to State Like Hot Potatoes Because No One Likes Illegal Aliens

The phrase “not in my backyard” — represented with the acronym NIMBY — refers to the time-tested tendency of superficially progressive rich people to demand that the social compassion they so loudly champion is doled out at someone else’s expense. They fetishize the very idea of the downtrodden so long as the downtrodden don’t dare tread anywhere near their lawns. (more…)

Elana Dykewomon, a playwright who spent her life somehow navigating the difficult path between being lesbian and Jewish, and who recently passed away a half-hour before one of her plays was to be livestreamed.

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Hatred Toward Dirty Shitskinned Hindu Infidels Spreads Like Rancid Curry Paste Across the West

New forms of hatred, or at least ones that don’t get a lot of attention, are always refreshing for those of us who experience occupational burnout from the typical forms of hatred.

This week we shall focus on “Hinduphobia,” which is a word I heard for the first time last week. (more…)

Get your Italian Hitler wines while you still can!

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Major Record Label Drops Virtual-Reality Rapper for Being Realistically Black

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Joanna Bourke, a writer who defends bestiality, whose photo perhaps explains how she became interested in the subject.

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Black Wendy’s Employee Kills Elderly White Man with One Punch

We should all pity poor Antoine Kendrick of Prescott Valley, Arizona. For starters, he was born black, and no amount of bleaching and scrubbing can change that. Because of the institutionally racist school-to-fast-food-to-prison pipeline, Po’ Antoine was also trapped in a dead-end job as a Wendy’s cashier at the age of 35. (more…)

Ricky Shiffer, an Ohio man who was recently killed while attempting to attack an IRS office after calling for others to rise up against the US government, in an incident the timing of which is very much not suspicious and you’re crazy to even suggest that it might be.

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Salman Rushdie Finally Gets Stabbed

Apparently, Allah gets very upset when people disrespect him. Apparently, Allah is more thin-skinned than Frank Sinatra. I’ve never quite understood how a divine entity can have his feelings hurt by mere mortals, but I’ve read enough of the Koran to realize that Allah is mercurial to the point where his mental condition might require medication. (more…)

Christopher Forth is a white dude at the University of Kansas who will soon be offering his students courses in “Angry White Male Studies.”

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Whoopi Goldberg and Stacey Abrams Say God Gave Women Free Will to Abort Their Fetuses

Have there ever been two more pugnaciously undesirable black women on this multicolored planet than Stacey Abrams and Whoopi Goldberg? Although one can thank cosmic beneficence for the fact that both of them are past breeding age, the idea that they both at one time in their lives had a sex drive, and thus a hardwired instinct to inflict replicas of themselves upon the world, is a haunting and thoroughly objectionable proposition. (more…)

Roy James Holden, a former cable guy who pleaded guilty to murdering one of his elderly white customers. His employer claims they had no idea Holden could be a criminal, despite lying on his application and being caught photographing his customers’ personal documents prior to the murder.

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We’re Not in a Recession — We’re Just Transitioning to a Sheconomy

Merriam-Webster defines a recession as “a period of reduced economic activity.”

In December 2000, lame-duck President Bill Clinton said, “A recession is two quarters in a row of negative growth.”

On Thursday, the Commerce Department’s Bureau of Economic Analysis revealed that the nation’s GDP fell 0.9% in the second quarter after falling 1.6% in the first quarter.

So two subsequent economic quarterly contractions, coupled with the highest inflation in 40 years, means we’re in a recession, right? (more…)

A screen grab from one of Chinese filmmaker Lu Ke’s Jokes About Black People videos.

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Study: Antidepressants Don’t Work

I have seen the greatest minds of my generation destroyed by pills intended to cure their sadness. (more…)

Brad Schneider, US Representative for Illinois, who appears to have part of his face around the bridge of his nose and near his eyeballs crudely stitched onto his head Frankenstein-style.

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Hunter Biden, Crackhead of the Apocalypse

In late 2020, when news broke about a laptop with incriminating evidence that Hunter Biden had carelessly dropped off at a Delaware computer repair shop, the story was viciously suppressed by the mainstream media, a collective act of censorship that may have had an influence on the presidential election.

Last weekend, hackers from 4chan claimed to have wormed their way into Biden’s iCloud account and began posting images and video footage from what they’d found. (more…)

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Georgia Guidestones Demolished, New World Order Vanquished

Until a few days ago, the infamously ominous stone tablets known as the Georgia Guidestones sat a mere 88 miles from where I’m typing this. (more…)

Melvin Williams, who has been accused of killing one employee and wounding another at a Subway restaurant after he complained that they had put too much mayo on his sandwich, the latest in a spate of fast food-related killings in the US.

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Roe v. Wade Overturned, Human Progress Forever Aborted

On Friday, June 24, the US Supreme Court overturned 1973’s Roe v. Wade decision based on the premise that there is no specifically enumerated constitutional right to murder your unborn fetus.

In unison, snaggletoothed vaginas across the country began barking — and in some cases, biting. (more…)