Chet Hanks, the white savior we need.
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Black-on-black violence is a serious problem that desperately needs to be swept under the rug.
If the American public were to ever be truly informed of how violent black people really are, especially to other black people, the embarrassing revelation may upset black people to the point where they get even more violent and kill even more black people. (more…)
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If you search the name “Ramokone Linah” on Google Images, you’ll see several pictures of hippopotami but zero snapshots of the black South African woman named Ramokone Linah, who was shot by a white Afrikaner because he mistook her for a hippopotamus. (more…)
According to director Robert Eggers, The Northman is an attempt to overcome dangerous stereotypes about the Vikings, such as the idea that they were all-white rather than multicultural.
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After debuting in Europe last month, Viking historical action saga The Northman opened in the United States on Friday. At the film’s London premiere, director Robert Eggers said that he was trying to re-appropriate — or maybe the actual word he used was expropriate, dis-appropriate, inappropriate, or extricate — Viking history from the Nordicists and white supremacists and lovers of historical facts who would dare deny that Viking societies were multicultural, progressive, and perfectly in lockstep with everything that filmmakers in 2022 have been led to believe is righteous and pure. (more…)
Nice Tennessee State Senator Frank Niceley advised the homeless to model themselves after Adolf Hitler.
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As the days grow longer and the calla lilies are in bloom again and a young man’s fancy lightly turns to thoughts of love, a restless American nation-within-a-nation of 47 million perpetually disgruntled ex-Africans yearns for an excuse to burn down cities until winter comes again and even the glowing embers of once-great metropolises make it too damned cold to comfortably riot. (more…)
Real and imagined microaggressions such as this not only trigger emotional distress, but also require large amounts of taxpayer-funded research to resolve.
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It only takes one look at the face of recently-slain Maryland rapper Goonew, whose mammy named him Markelle Morrow, to realize that if he hadn’t been squashed like a furry black bug under the wicked thumb of white supremacy since birth, he’d currently be pursuing postdoctoral research in particle physics. (more…)
A typical structure in Tullahassee, Oklahoma, a historically all-black town that is now seeking reparations for slavery despite the fact that it was founded by an Indian tribe that had brought their slaves with them.
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Although it’s a statistical fact that when it comes to things such as rape, murder, and all other forms of violent crime, blacks are far more dangerous to both blacks and whites than whites are to blacks, on Tuesday our sclerotic, cadaverous, drooling, diaper-soiling President signed into law a bill that pretends the complete opposite is true. (more…)
Ukrainian President Volodymyr Zelensky is the new symbol of Jewish masculinity — at least according to the Washington Post.
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In the past few weeks I’ve gone on record stating that I don’t see the current Ukraine/Russia conflict being good for Americans in any conceivable way.
This was before I learned that Vladimir Putin is evil. Now that I know this, I agree that he must be stopped by any means necessary, even if it means genociding the entire human race. (more…)
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The Hippies, 50 Years Later: From “Make Love, Not War” to “Make War, Not Hate”
Full disclosure: This isn’t my war.
I didn’t approve of this war. No one even consulted me about it, which frankly felt like a bit of a snub. And I’m certainly not a pacifist. I’m not against this new war because I hate to see human beings getting killed — quite the opposite, I think more of them need to be killed, and quickly — (more…)
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How to Stay Calm in the Event of a Thermonuclear War
As was the case with this column two weeks ago, this will be an all Russia-Ukraine edition. (more…)
Putlere! — Banderovče!
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English original here
Jako by utrpení posledních dvou let nestačilo, jako bychom neměli dost mentální i sociální destabilizace, temné a sadistické síly, které tahají za nitky vesmíru, se rozhodly přihodit na naše hřbety novou světovou válku. No, paráda! Nejsem si jistý, jestli nám zbývá dostatek kolektivního rozumu, abychom se s takovouto ránou dokázali vypořádat. (more…)
Taylor Denise Schabusiness, whose one regret in life is that she forgot to hide the head of the young man she decapitated while having sex and smoking meth with him, because it was so much fun.
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Having established last week that both sides in the Russia/Ukraine conflict are Nazis, it appears that both Russia and Ukraine are feverishly continuing to exterminate the other side, and the only excitement that remains is finding out which side will be the first to render the other side biologically extinct. In other words, as the kids say, “Nazis gonna Nazi” and “When it comes to genocide, second place is last place,” so there’s no truly enjoyable news from Ukraine’s charbroiled death pits this week. (more…)
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Czech version here
World War III: Nazis vs. Nazis in The War to End All Nazis
As if the last two years weren’t sufficiently taxing, as if we all hadn’t had quite enough mental and social destabilization, the sinister and sadistic forces that pull the universe’s strings have decided to toss a new World War into the mix. (more…)
