NFL Players Association Executive Director DeMaurice Smith, whom Raiders coach Jon Gruden described as possessing “lips the size of Michelin tires.”
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NFL Coach Resigns After His Hilarious Emails are Leaked
Black Americans are as statistically overrepresented in the ranks of professional football players as they are when it comes to committing homicide.
With his Nordic features and blond hair, Jon Gruden was a white NFL coach until last week. Back in 2003, he led the Tampa Bay Buccaneers to a decisive Super Bowl victory over what were then known as the Oakland Raiders. (more…)
Samuel Little, the most murderous serial killer in American history.
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The Cost of N-Bombs: $137 Million
How much money would you accept to be called a nigger for nine months?
Even if I agreed to a $10,000 settlement, I’d feel as if I was stealing from the person who kept calling me a nigger. It doesn’t even matter if they kept telling me to go back to Africa and drew the occasional swastika in a shared bathroom. (more…)
World heavyweight champion Oleksandr Usyk
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Boxing’s Heavyweight Division is Ruled by Undefeated White Men
Last Saturday night, right after our editorial deadline had passed, the undefeated Ukrainian heavyweight boxer Oleksandr Usyk won a unanimous decision against the much taller and heavier black British boxer Anthony Joshua, stripping Joshua of the WBO, WBA, and IBF championship belts. (more…)
Anti-white warrior Sherronda J. Brown, living proof that black women eat too much.
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Biden Gives Speech at Anti-White Conference
I’d bet my house that President Joe Biden’s diapers aren’t white — they’re red, black, and green.
Last Tuesday, the Doddering Incontinent Drooling Idiot Leader of the Free World gave the opening address for “Root Institute 2021,” an online conference hosted by The Root, a bliggety-black blog whose tagline is “The Blacker the Content the Sweeter the Truth.” (more…)
Mohamed Noor, the ex-Minneapolis cop whose murder conviction for the killing of a white woman, Justine Ruszczyk Damond, was just overturned.
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College: No Place for White Males
In both the United States and England, white males are seeing their college enrollment numbers drop while women and racial minorities are making gains. (more…)
The Martinsville Seven, dead black men who were pardoned last week for the crime of gang-raping a white woman in 1949.
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Black Crowd in Chicago Laughs and Twerks as White Men are Beaten Unconscious
American blacks these days are full of murder and rhythm — they seem to love attacking white people and then dancing. I wrote last week about a black man shooting a white man dead in Miami Beach and then dancing, as well as a black woman in the Bronx shoving a white toddler to the ground and then merrily mincing away. (more…)
Lt. Michael Leroy Byrd, the Capitol police officer who killed Ashli Babbitt.
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Capitol Storm Killer Finally Revealed to Be Bantu-American Cop
These days in African America, the moment any black person dies within a hundred feet of a white cop, both the dead black person and the white cop become celebrities in the twinkling of an eye. The white cop is identified by name, his or her picture is blasted on Jumbotrons from coast to coast, and it’s likely that the cop’s home address will be leaked online before the black corpse has had time to stiffen. (more…)
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Afghanistan: One Jew Left
As recently as 2005, there were two Jews left in Afghanistan. They both lived in the country’s last remaining synagogue, and they both actively hated one another. (more…)
Jake Davison
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Making Quality Education Accessible to the Dumb and Oppressed
At an unspecified moment about six months ago when everyone was asleep, this topsy-turvy world’s string-pullers and shot-callers quietly replaced the word “equality” with the much more insidious term “equity.” In the twinkling of an eye, they ditched the idea of a level playing field and instead insisted that all games must end in a tie. (more…)
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Illegal Alien Beheads Legal Alien Girlfriend on Minnesota Street
“Give me your tired, your poor,” went the famous poem by Emma Lazarus, “your huddled masses yearning to be decapitated by those who didn’t even bother to enter the country legally.”
Alexi Saborit-Viltres is a 42-year old native of Cuba with a nasty case of vitiligo hispanicus across one side of his face who was arrested by the Department of Homeland Security in 2012 for immigration violations and was for some reason sprung free and allowed to mince and prance and gallop and cavort throughout this Nation of Immigrants long enough to chop off his girlfriend’s head in broad daylight one sunny day last month in the Minneapolis suburb of Shakopee. (more…)
Lawrence Wright, the allegedly not black man who allegedly assaulted an Asian woman in New York’s Chinatown for no reason in June.
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Why The Olympics are Basically a Klan Rally
Since the Olympics originated in ancient Greece, and since ancient Greece is considered the cradle of Western Civilization, and since Western Civilization is responsible for all disharmony and hatred and suffering among human groups throughout history, it’s a wonder that the white supremacists who run the Olympics haven’t yet rounded up all the Athletes of Color who gather together every four years and sent them all to camps to be tortured to death on live television. (more…)
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Racist Bird and Fish Names: The Niggling Continues
There will come a time when you will no longer be able to behold the simple beauty of a white dove or enjoy a savory plate of whitefish due to these creatures’ undeniable links to the Ku Klux Klan.
In the ongoing stampede to purge history and nomenclature of anything that would remotely suggest there were ever any redeeming qualities to white people, ornithologists and ichthyologists are marching arm-in-arm with entomologists (more…)
Late incel of color, Elliot Rodger
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What Are the Odds? Two Kenyan Pedophile Serial Killers Named “Wanjala” Arrested in the Same Week
A mere one in every 361 Kenyans has the surname “Wanjala,” so it is a matter of shock and awe that last week, two different young male pedophile serial killers in Kenya with that last name were arrested and confessed to their crimes. (more…)
Viennese feminists inside the office of oe24
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“SoHo Karen” Charged With Hate Crime for Accusing Negro Youth of Stealing Her Phone
The George Floyd saga cemented the fact that in modern America, if you’re black and something bad happens to you, it’s BECAUSE you’re black. (more…)
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Hiding Behind Your Blackness to Torture Cats
Rashad Gober is a 31-year-old black man who has dreadlocks, wears rainbow-colored headbands, and sports T-shirts with messages such as “WHY BE RACIST, SEXIST, HOMOPHOBIC, OR TRANSPHOBIC WHEN YOU COULD JUST BE QUIET?” (more…)
A banana in the hands of the George Floyd statue in Newark, New Jersey
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Census: White Americans Finally Become Less Than 3/5ths of a Nation
Remember when that fat alcoholic woman-killer Ted Kennedy assured us that the Immigration and Nationality Act of 1965 wouldn’t alter the nation’s demographics? (more…)
Vandalized mural in Buckhead, Atlanta
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NYC Psychoanalyst Describes Whiteness as “A Malignant, Parasitic-Like Condition”
Dr. Donald Moss looks like the sort of phenotypically Caucasian person who postures as an expert on race but is so utterly clueless about race, he probably doesn’t realize that he’s the type of easy-to-spot weakling (more…)
Philadelphia’s pride flag, redesigned in 2017
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Carjacker Who Shot and Killed Elderly White Man Acquitted of Murder Because Elderly White Men Are Scary
Look at this picture. Which person looks scary to you?
On the left is 28-year-old Devon Dunham, who last week was acquitted on murder charges for a 2017 incident in Hardeeville, South Carolina. (more…)
Sasha Johnson
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“Oxford’s Black Panther” Shot in the Head By a Black Man
Sasha Johnson is a 27-year-old black woman who is fortunate enough to be living in England rather than the Congo but is too ungrateful to realize it. With her revolutionary sunglasses and revolutionary beret and revolutionary black power fist, she looks like someone that Hollywood nerd Quentin Tarantino would cast whenever he finally decides to do a cinematic homage to the Black Panthers sixty years too late. (more…)
An exploded RV burns on North Schmeer Road in Portland, Oregon
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Hideous Ewok Lesbian Chicago Mayor Refuses 1-on-1 Interviews With Evil Whites
It’s a widely known fact that Lori Lightfoot, since she is married to a white woman who looks like John Kerry with tits, is the first black lesbian mayor of the Windy City. What’s not as widely known is that she earned her surname when, as a bright and inquisitive child, she noticed that the soles of her feet were lighter than the rest of her body. (more…)
Left: Rockim Prowell as captured on security footage. Right: Rockim Prowell’s mugshot.
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Falling Deep Into the Slurry Pit
Last Thursday, the US Supreme Court was scheduled to review a lawsuit by a black man who’d worked in Parkland Memorial Hospital in Dallas, Texas, claiming he’d been subjected to a hostile work environment after seeing “the N-word” carved into an elevator wall at the hospital. (more…)
February, 1963 cover of Commentary
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White Supremacist Attacks on Asians Continue
Remember when Donald Trump called COVID-19 the “China virus” and openly, unequivocally, and unabashedly encouraged American blacks to stab Asians and smash them in the head with bricks? Even though he’s not the president anymore, it’s still happening! (more…)
Jessica Beauvais drinking wine from a plastic cup
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Black Woman Livestreams Two-Hour “Fuck Tha Police” Rant, Then Kills Rather Than Fucks a White Policeman
Jessica Beauvais is a 32-year-old black New Yorker whose major accomplishments up to last week were receiving four separate citations for driving with a suspended license. (more…)
Squaw Tit Mountain postcard, from James R. Powell’s Route 66 collection, 1937.
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Chauvin Found Guilty — But There’s More Work To Be Done, So Let’s Keep Rioting!
After being found guilty on all three counts last week, Derek Chauvin has become the nation’s white-boy-summer piñata (more…)
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America Braces for Mass Insomnia as Floyd Trial Wraps Up
As the Trial of the Century winds down in Ol’ Minneapolis Way, news outlets are prognosticating a vicious wave of “unrest” all across the country. (more…)
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Tucker Carlson and the New York Times Agree About the Great Replacement
The Anti-Defamation League is a Jewish organization that exists for the sole purpose of defaming whites. Its current CEO, Jonathan Greenblatt, resembles an egg with AIDS. (more…)
G. Gordon Liddy, photographed by Paul Hosefros in 1992.
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White Supremacists Wearing Realistic-Looking “Black Men” Masks Continue Attacking Asians
Tariq Nasheed is a prophet and a pusher, partly truth, partly fiction — a walking contradiction. He’s also the dumbest person on Twitter. (more…)
Israeli Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu greets convicted spy Johnathan Pollard upon his arrival to Israel
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Charlottesville Mayor Writes Weird Poem About How Charlottesville Rapes You
Unless things turn around right quick and proper, the city of Charlottesville, Virginia, will be seen as the Waterloo of white identity politics for the foreseeable future. (more…)
