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Once Deemed Hopeless, Haiti’s Rating Has Been Downgraded to Beyond Hopeless
For over 200 years now, Haiti has served as living proof of what happens after you kill all the white people. It’s a country that stubbornly keeps fucking up and failing to get its shit together, almost as if it can’t help itself.
When Haiti is referred to as “hell on Earth,” I wonder whether the people suffering the torments of the damned in hell feel insulted by the comparison.
Haiti is always “plunging into chaos” and “descending into chaos,” often at the same time. And now comes word that Haiti is plunging and descending even further into chaos, which surprises me, because I was under the impression there was no room left for them to plunge and descend any deeper.
As of this writing, Haiti’s nominal prime minister — an unelected puppet named Ariel Henry — is taking an unplanned vacation in Puerto Rico. Henry was appointed prime minister in 2021 after the assassination of President Jovenel Moïse, who was savagely beaten and then shot dead in his own home by a group of “Columbian mercenaries” who were suspected to have been taking orders from Haitian gang lords who were hostile to other Haitian gang lords who were reputedly taking orders from Moïse. The assassination was so complicated that Moïse’s wife has been charged as an accomplice in his murder. Typical Haiti stuff.
As the story goes, the deeply unpopular Ariel Henry recently traveled to Africa to beseech Kenyan authorities to provide police aid in restoring order to Haiti. Upon his return, gunfire at the airport from Haitian gangs — whom the United Nations estimates now control 80% of the capital city of Port-au-Prince — prevented a safe landing. Henry’s plane attempted to land on an airstrip in the Dominican Republic, whose sad fortune is to share an island with Haiti, only to be turned away yet again. (To its credit, the Dominican Republic finally started building a border wall between itself and Haiti in 2022.) And so Henry landed in Puerto Rico, where he is plotting his next move. At the moment, Haiti has no official ruling authority and continues to brazenly embarrass itself on the global stage.
Amid reports of triumphant gang members “eating people they’ve killed” on the streets of Port-au-Prince, a lone figure is emerging as the heir apparent to control of Haiti: Jimmy “Barbecue” Cherizier, the 46-year-old leader of a gang confederacy known as the Revolutionary Forces of the G9 Family and Allies. Cherizier, despite posturing as a Robin Hood character who uplifts the poor, is a former policeman who was still on the payroll when he and cohorts carried out a brutal 2018 attack upon the peasants of the capital city’s infamous Cité Soleil slum that left 71 people dead — including a 10-month-old child.
Folklore has it that Cherizier earned the moniker “Barbecue” due to his predilection for burning his opponents alive. Cherizier denies this and says the nickname derived from the fact that his mother was a street vendor and sold barbecued chicken when young Jimmy was but a beardless youth.
The weekend before last, Cherizier’s forces led a startling attack on two prisons in Port-au-Prince: the National Penitentiary, which is located only a few hundred yards from the National Palace, and the Croix des Bouquets, resulting in nearly 4,000 hardened criminals, many of whom were convicted in the 2021 assassination of Jovenel Moïse, being released back onto the streets.
Over the past couple weeks, Cherizier has been speaking like someone more than willing to assume the reins of power in Haiti. Among his public statements:
If Ariel Henry doesn’t resign, if the international community continues to support him, we’ll be heading straight for a civil war that will lead to genocide. Either Haiti becomes a paradise or a hell for all of us. It’s out of the question for a small group of rich people living in big hotels to decide the fate of people living in working-class neighborhoods.
Haitian people, please, this is your battle. Today, the moment has arrived for us to do legitimate violence. Take to the streets with everything you have.
This is, however, Haiti, and Cherizier does not even have total control over the country’s would-be warlords. A primary rival is one Joseph Wilson, who also goes by “Lanmò San Jou” (“death has no appointed time”), leads a criminal syndicate known as 400 Mawozo (“400 Morons”), and has vowed to summon the “voodoo spirit of death” in his quest to seize power in the anarchic shithole that both he and Cherizier call home. Wilson has reputedly joined forces with the G-Pep gang, who specialize in “short-term kidnappings” where, according to one analyst:
Men are beaten and burned with materials like melted plastic. Women and girls are subject to gang rape. . . . This situation spurs relatives to find money to pay ransom. Sometimes kidnappers call the relatives so they can hear the rape being carried out on the phone.
Compounding matters — again, this is Haiti, where even though everyone is a simpleton, nothing is simple — is the fact that due to years of predation at the hands of machete-wielding gangsters, citizens are now forming private militias and barbecuing suspected gang members alive.
I don’t see any reason to suspect that Haitians are going to resolve this. I can only hope that Haiti’s 11 million Haitians remain in Haiti and aren’t welcomed into the United States as refugees.
Michael Moore: Never Mind the Muzzies, the True Enemies of Jews are White Christians
Pudgy and saggy documentarian Michael Moore is a white male and practicing Catholic. Moore is also the author of the 2001 book Stupid White Men and a serial defamer of whiteness. Last I checked up on his living arrangements, he was stationed in the 97%-white enclave of Torch Lake, Michigan.
He recently appeared on an MSNBC show acting perplexed as to why there exists even the remotest enmity between Israelis and Palestinians and wondering why the latter are forced to exist in an “open-air prison,” seeing as how Palestinians are not the Jews’ “true” enemy:
You know, when people are in prison, it’s because they’ve committed a crime. Can somebody right now tell me what the crime is that the Palestinian people, as a group of people, have committed? What is the crime? Because according to my knowledge of history, the enemies of Israel who have been persecuted, the Israelis, the Jewish people of this world have been persecuted for 5,000 years.
But for the last 2,000 years, most of the persecution has come from white European-centric Christians. That’s been your enemy. No Palestinian helped to build Auschwitz. No Palestinian stood on the docks of New York City when boatloads of Jewish refugees trying to escape the Holocaust came here to be protected by this country and were turned away at the docks in New York and sent back to Germany to die. No Palestinian did that. No Palestinian ran the Spanish Inquisition. Your enemy, your enemy is not the Palestinian people. It is white Christian European people who have been slaughtering Jews for the last 2,000 years. And let’s just call it for what it is. But why are they in an open-air prison? Why are two million of them in an open-air prison?
By Michael Moore’s own flabby reasoning, he — as a white, male Christian — is the true enemy of Jews, and yet he acts as their staunchest defender. Michael Moore is the epitome of a stupid white man.
Body Parts are Found in Freezer of Former Bronx Gangbanger Who Served 25 Years for Armed Robbery and then Became a “Justice Reform Advocate”
In what might be the biggest public-relations blow to the project of “criminal justice reform” in a coon’s age, a convicted felon who gained publicity as an activist against harsh sentencing has been arrested in connection with the fact that during the course of conducting a “wellness check” at his Bronx apartment, police say they discovered a decapitated head, two arms, two legs, and a foot in the freezer of 48-year-old Sheldon Johnson. The torso of victim Colin Small was allegedly found elsewhere in Johnson’s apartment. Police say the pair had unresolved grievances with one another dating back to when they both spent time at Sing Sing Prison.
Johnson, whose father and son were also named Sheldon Johnson, was profiled in a 2016 Buzzfeed article that portrayed his father, Sheldon Johnson the Elder, as a deaf pedophile who repeatedly raped his own seven-year-old daughter, and his son, Sheldon Johnson III, as someone convicted of manslaughter for terrorizing a Chinese exchange student who ran into traffic and was struck dead by a car after fleeing young Johnson’s attack.
Sheldon Johnson, Jr., erstwhile criminal-justice advocate, was released from prison in 2023 after serving 25 years for armed robbery. In February of this year, he appeared on Joe Rogan’s podcast to deliver the usual spiel about turning his life around. At some point between exiting the penitentiary and being arrested for allegedly dismembering a former gang rival, he worked with a group called Queens Defenders and posed for a photo op with corpulent Manhattan District Attorney Alvin Bragg.
As they say, the apple doesn’t fall far from the tree. But does it spoil the whole bunch? At least we can all agree that being charged with dismembering a former rival while campaigning against injustices in the criminal-justice system is a bad look.
People are Suddenly Getting Charged for Anti-White “Hate Speech” and “Hate Crimes” — Is That a Good Thing?
Although I will always believe it’s a childish and reductive form of gaslighting to distill complex sociopolitical struggles over land and resources to a simple matter of “hate,” I will likewise always believe that using double standards to redress perceived historical injustices generates more palpable racial hatred than mere slurs or pattern recognition could ever hope to achieve. In other words, the biggest cause of modern racial hatred is the ceaseless campaign to stamp out racial hatred.
I’d also wager that if such things could be measured, most modern racial hatred among whites comes from the fact that for generations, they have been treated as a malignant anomaly among all races — simultaneously the only race that doesn’t deserve to have a racial identity as well as the only race that is institutionally capable of harming and hating other races.
This is why I’m not sure how to react to what seems like a recent uptick in mainstream usage of the term “anti-white” as well as — at least this week — two separate cases where people are being criminally accused of anti-white “hate.”
Mark Elliott Lewis is one of those black people who, as my dad used to say disgustedly, is so dark that a lump of coal would leave a white mark on him. Last Thursday in Columbia, Missouri, he was charged with a hate crime for an incident on February 27 at a local Walgreens where, flustered and flummoxed that a female clerk was attending to the needs of a customer in line ahead of Lewis, he allegedly yelled, “I’m gonna start killing white people!”
Mind you, he didn’t kill any white people, nor did he apparently try to kill any white people, and as those of us who’ve opposed the very idea of “hate crimes” have argued for so long, there are already laws against killing and trying to kill people. But if white people must tremble in fear of being charged and convicted of “hate,” I suppose that for equity’s sake, everyone should be vulnerable to such idiotic charges.
Sam Kerr is a popular female striker for an Australian soccer team. Although she “is of Indian descent and . . . has in the past campaigned against racism,” she is now rumored to be facing charges for “racially aggravated harassment” after she allegedly called a British police officer a “stupid white bastard” in January 2023 “during a dispute about a taxi fare.” Kerr says she called the officer a “cop” rather than a “bastard,” but does not dispute calling him stupid and white.
This led Australia’s SBS News to question whether the mere act of derisively calling someone “white” is a racist slur. They of course trotted out the Frankfurt School creeps to explain that although white people can experience “discrimination,” they cannot be the victims of “racism,” because not only does race not exist, the very idea of race was “invented” during the slave trade to justify the oppression of blacks — which fails to explain how, way back then, the oppressors were able to identify a black person.
Still, I gain a tiny amount of mildly retarded succor from the idea that newspapers and police departments are warming to the idea of anti-whiteness. Maybe it wasn’t the worst week yet.
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“By Michael Moore’s own flabby reasoning, he — as a white, male Christian — is the true enemy of Jews, and yet he acts as their staunchest defender. Michael Moore is the epitome of a stupid white man.”
Stupid like a fox! It’s like in Blazing Saddles, when the new black sheriff eludes the welcoming committee turned lynch mob by holding a gun to his own head. “One wrong move and the n****r gets it!” “He’s just crazy enough to do it!”
He’s a bloody Leftist and that’s why he is against ANY national state, Jewish, Palestinian, Tuerkish, American, Ukrainian, it does not matter.
“Johnson, whose father and son were also named Sheldon Johnson…”
“Dr. Samuel Johnson is right about Olson Johnson’s being right.”
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I’m pretty sure that Haitians are allowed to fly in and seek asylum when they land. Thankfully they don’t have an airport.
The (((Biden administration))) welcomes all Haitians. They want to turn America into anti-America.
Jews will send ships to Haiti, load them up and bring them all here. Then they will demand we subsidize Israel’s genocide in Gaza.
Haiti is the most obvious example of the fact that the inhabitants of the colonies are backward not because they were colonies. On the contrary, they became colonies precisely because they were backward. This doesn’t apply to black people only, just look at the so-called post-Soviet states.
I wish Jim could have Tucker’s former 8:00PM slot on a nightly basis
How fantastic would that be?
The relations between Haiti and the Dominican Republic (DR) are very relevant to most of the matters here. They occupy different sides of the isle of Hispanola, but differ in culture and wealth. The DR has a more mixed ancestry derived from settlers, while Haiti is descendants of African slaves imported by the French. While there is much to admire about Gallic culture, when it comes to major turning points in world history, haven’t the French been major fuck-ups the past few centuries?
The eternally struggling Haiti has migrants wanting to go to the DR, but few the opposite direction. Should the world impose open borders upon the DR? Should the world endlessly critique the DR for building a wall to preserve a population that has been there a few centuries now. And I don’t see many people chastising either Haiti or the DR that the Taino people were there before them. Try broaching that with one a Haitian warlord with a name like ‘Barbeque’. The explanation that his nickname comes from a food stand is pretty great. Call it the Peri-Peri chicken fingers dodge.
Of course, all that shit is very complicated, lets all just agree on a simple summary… blame white people, right?
The Hatians genocided the whites. The Dominicans didn’t.
And the Polish collaborated with the Haitians against the French…. No one can be quite so anti white as other whites.
Moore got himself in trouble with our Jewish neighbors with his documentary “Fahrenheit 9/11”, so he’s probably trying to ingratiate himself with them now. Funny thing is this anti-White clown was raised in lily-White Davison, MI because his parents were trying to keep him safe from negroes.
Note to Haiti: Do do that voodoo that you do so well.
It’s workin’ for ya.
What’s wrong with Haiti? What is the fundamental cause of its egregious failure?
The people of Haiti would be much happier back in Africa. It is well-known that sub-Saharan Africa has a reputation for peace, order and good government.
Snacking on their fellow man is also a trait they share.
Wonder if Conan still sells these. The tendency for leftists to go to the exact opposite side of an argument from their opposition is beyond childish.
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When I was younger and had a bunch more naivety than I do today, I heard the song Haiti by Arcade Fire, a band which I liked a lot at the time. It is of course a song that paints Haiti as some romantic place full of noble freedom fighters. Knowing nothing about Haiti itself, it prompted me to look this place up online, and the results I got were chilling, a far cry from the rosy image painted by these white musicians from Montreal. Immediately I felt betrayed. This was maybe my first awareness of an artist who was left-ignorant, or ignorant due to a pathologic, selective rosy image of the world and its history. There was a sense of “these people singing this message to my ears are delusional”, and it was not the lie itself, but the aetherial passion with which they sang the lie, which frightened me. Now I see it as a typical telltale sign of leftist Pollyanna syndrome, or blind optimism and positivity concerning the Other, combined with an equally irrational blind hatred towards the Self. Haiti is a shithole, but thank God for that, cause its yet another matter that proves the anti-white dogma wrong. And it NEEDS to be proven wrong, vocally, every day.
My introduction to the story of Haiti was reading the book The Serpent And The Rainbow by Wade Davis. There is a chapter devoted to “the only successful slave revolt in history” that left an impression on my once young and naïve mind, full of harrowing adventure and unmatched bravery. The author failed to mention that the slave revolt resulted in 200+ years of failure, incompetence and misery.
Is it just me that thinks Michael Moore now resembles am MtF tranny?
I mean he was always obese and ugly but jeez leweez he looks terrible
I know. Us white men are so darn stupid compared the fat tub. But, at the same time, most of us have made it through life with enough self-respect and self-discipline to not require gastric bypass surgery. Typical liberal hypocrisy: “Do as I say, not what I eat.”
The Michael Moore comment reminds me of a video I saw awhile back (YouTube title is “Tuvia Tenenbom to Right Wingers; forget about the Muslims”) which features jewish author Tuvia Tenenbom pleading with his israeli audience to remember to see Europeans as their real enemy. I encourage readers here to watch this revealing clip if they haven’t already.
Here is what he says:
“What’s happening and what you people in Israel have to realize is that your worst enemy today is not the Muslim world.
Even today with ISIS and all that nonsense – They are killing each other, by the way.
Your worst enemy is the European world. They are the ones who made you illegal. They are the ones who call you conquerors.
By the way it was the Red Cross who started this. They are the ones who stoke the flames of hatred against you, both in the Muslim world…this is the bitter truth.
These white people with their intelligent and beautiful culture.
They are the ones who hate you the most. And I am speaking to you as an outsider, because I don’t live here.
They are the ones who murdered the most Jews.
They are the ones whose lust for murder continues to burn inside them.
This is the bitter truth…..
When you read anti-Semitic literature in Arabic, most of it is translated from European antiSemitic literature.
This is the bitter truth…..
And I say this to all you right wingers! Forget about the Muslims!
Go after the root of the problem.
It’s not pleasant. Your families came from Europe.
But remember, the Europeans also murdered your grandparents.
The culture of the white man, the Westerners, is terrifying and horrible, steeped not in love for mankind but in hatred for the Jew.
Forget about the Moslem problem!
You won’t solve the problem until you look at these people, these ‘human rights’ geniuses, and show them the bitter truth, by holding up a mirror. Because that’s where the fate of the Jewish people will be decided, unfortunately.”
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