Illegal Aliens Get Tossed from State to State Like Hot Potatoes Because No One Likes Illegal Aliens
The phrase “not in my backyard” — represented with the acronym NIMBY — refers to the time-tested tendency of superficially progressive rich people to demand that the social compassion they so loudly champion is doled out at someone else’s expense. They fetishize the very idea of the downtrodden so long as the downtrodden don’t dare tread anywhere near their lawns.
Rush Limbaugh famously mocked Nimbyism’s innate hypocrisy with his 1989 offer to bus homeless people into Malibu.
And now, all-American governors from red-blooded states that are being inundated with illegal aliens are pulling off a highly amusing act of political theater by busing and flying illegal aliens smack-dab into the middle of alleged progressive “sanctuaries.”
Last Wednesday, Florida Governor Ron DeSantis sent planes full of spicy little illegal humans into the super-wealthy progressive playground of Martha’s Vineyard. The residents greeted them with a very public show of affection. 36 hours later, the National Guard was called in to “assist” the illegals off the island and into a military holding facility.
DeSantis’ Communications Director Taryn Fenske verified that her boss was behind the relocation scheme:
Yes, Florida can confirm the two planes with illegal immigrants that arrived in Martha’s Vineyard today were part of the state’s relocation program to transport illegal immigrants to sanctuary destinations. . . . States like Massachusetts, New York, and California will better facilitate the care of these individuals who they have invited into our country by incentivizing illegal immigration through their designation as “sanctuary states” and support for the Biden administration’s open border policies.
The morning after Florida’s mischievous shenanigans in Martha’s Vineyard, Texas Governor Greg Abbott sent two busloads of brown aliens into DC and had them dropped off right outside the mansion of VP Kamala Harris, who recently stated that our southern border is “secure.”
Naturally, Democrats are crying foul, which only goes to prove that despite what anyone may say in public, no one really likes illegal aliens or wants to live around them. President Biden referred to this game of using illegals as ping-pong balls as a “political stunt,” as did DC Mayor Muriel Bowser, as did White House Press Secretary Karine Jean-Pierre. They all used the phrase “political stunt.” Why, it’s almost as if they’re all reading from the same teleprompter. And it’s almost as if politicians from both sides of the aisle don’t spend their entire careers pulling political stunts.
Texas Governor Abbott started sending illegals in Texas to Washington, DC in April. So far, just under 8,000 small, brown, and pungent illegals have been schlepped from the Lone Star State to The Swamp.
In slickly passive-aggressive terms, Abbott has explained the situation from his perspective:
Our supposed Border Czar, Vice President Kamala Harris, has yet to even visit the border to see firsthand the impact of the open border policies she has helped implement. Texas will continue sending migrants to sanctuary cities like Washington, D.C. until President Biden and Border Czar Harris step up and do their jobs. . . . It is interesting that they all are concerned about a few dozen or a few 100 migrants coming to their town and we get that many per hour and in almost every community across the border. So we’re dealing with this all the time, and I’m just helping out our local communities who are located on the border.
In August, Abbott also started sending illegals to New York City, justifying it thusly:
New York City is the ideal destination for these migrants, who can receive the abundance of city services and housing that Mayor Eric Adams has boasted about within the sanctuary city. I hope he follows through on his promise of welcoming all migrants with open arms so that our overrun and overwhelmed border towns can find relief.
Showing that New Yorkers can be just as slickly passive-aggressive as Texans, New York City officials are planning to ricochet unwanted illegals down to Florida. Manuel Castro, New York City’s Commissioner of Immigration Affairs, now says that many of these “migrants” have told him they don’t want to live in NYC — and who can blame them?:“Many want to go to places like Florida, where the largest community of Venezuelans live.” And so now NYC’s plan is to fly the illegals that have been bused in from Texas down to Florida.
And just to be a complete fag about it, California Governor Gavin Newsom is calling for Abbott and DeSantis to be criminally prosecuted for kidnapping merely for playing the illegal-alien shuffle.
’Round and ’round they go. Where they’ll stop, nobody knows. It may trigger the complete collapse of what was once known as the United States. And it all could have been avoided if everyone, no matter their race, color, or creed, simply admitted that they don’t like illegal aliens — at least not in their backyard.
Campaign Attack Ads Accuse Both Black Georgia Senate Candidates of Domestic Violence
Hoo-boy, is there some dirty lowdown campaignin’ going on down here in the state of Georgia, where I am currently trapped. Our white supremacist society has pitted two black men, neither of them who seem to be remotely bright, against one another for one of Georgia’s two seats in the US Senate.
Former NFL star running back Herschel Walker, who remains a local hero due to his days in college with the Georgia Bulldogs, seems mentally handicapped. I realize that a lot of people, especially black people, seem mentally handicapped, but to hear Walker attempt to speak, one immediately assumes he endured too many concussions to capably perform the duties of a US senator.
Although I don’t know whether or not he has significant brain damage, I stand by my assertion that it seems like he does. And the word “significant” may be lowballing it. He was officially diagnosed with dissociative identity disorder in 2001 and claims to have 12 distinct identities. He even wrote about it in a book.
He uses this diagnosis as an alibi for why his ex-wife Cindy DeAngelis Grossman accused him of holding a gun to her head and a knife to her throat, threatening her life several times. Walker doesn’t deny doing any of this; he just says he doesn’t remember, because one of his 12 personalities did it.
A TV ad released over the summer reduces Walker’s entire existence to that of a psychopathic wife-beater. While that’s hilarious and all in good fun, the most interesting thing about the ad is that it wasn’t sponsored by Democrats. It was paid for by The Republican Accountability Project, which describes their mission as “holding accountable those who tried to overturn the election.” As Walker’s good or bad luck would have it, he’s been endorsed by Donald Trump despite all of Walker’s cognitive and character flaws.
In a radio interview, Walker tried to put a positive spin on being unmasked as a milder form of O. J. Simpson:
I’m glad they brought up the attack with my ex-wife. This was done a long time ago. It was done to help people, because that commercial there only tells people I’m gonna continue to be a warrior. I’m gonna continue to fight for mental health.
What a crazy thing to say!
The other ad that targets the other black senatorial candidate, incumbent Democrat Raphael Warnock, was also funded by Republicans. Released on Thursday, it’s titled “What Else Is He Hiding?” and features that dumb ominous synthesized music that you seem to hear in all horror movies and political attack ads these days. It depicts Warnock’s ex-wife Ouleye Ndoye accusing him of running over her foot during a 2020 dispute. The voiceover states:
Raphael Warnock: We see him on TV, but what is he really hiding? Here’s what his ex-wife had to say: “I’ve tried to keep the way that he acts under wraps for a long time.” During their divorce two years ago, police were called when Warnock hit his wife with his car after an argument. . . . Earlier this year, he was accused of neglecting his small children and failing to pay court-mandated childcare costs, despite being worth more than $800,000 and making $174,000 a year from taxpayers. When officials tried to serve him papers, Warnock ran from the process server. Georgia voters are learning a lot about Sen. Warnock, but take it from the people who know him best: “He’s a great actor.”
I’m sure he is. Like my mother used to tell me, the blacks are great entertainers.
Big Axe Attack at NYC McDonald’s
Ronald McDonald represents the last stand of implicit white identity. Non-whites realize this, which is why they’ve been raisin’ a ruckus and actin’ a foo’ in McDonald’s all summer. To them, Ronald McDonald represents slavery. And lynching. And the rape of black women by white men — which, like slavery and lynching, hasn’t happened in a coon’s age, but who’s counting?
This week’s example of a vibrant individual going buck-wild at a McDonald’s comes from a franchise on Delancey Street in Manhattan’s Lower East Side. A video shows a 31-year-old black man named Michael Palacios getting a wee bit lippy with a trio of non-black but still swarthy males, who begin punching him in the head. Palacios calmly covers his head with his forearms until they are done, at which point he walks a few steps, opens up his backpack, takes out an axe, and goes full-blown Mighty Joe Young on his tormentors.
Luckily for his intended victims, black men can swing axes with roughly the same accuracy that they can aim a gun, so nobody was hurt.
Palacios was dumb enough to brag on his Instagram page about a video of the incident that got 12 million views. Police, who say they also found a knife in his backpack, have arrested him and charged him with criminal mischief, menacing, and unlawful possession of a weapon.
White people need to stay out of fast-food restaurants. First off, the food is toxic enough to kill you over time. And if the food doesn’t kill you, sooner or later the probability that you will be decapitated by an axe-wielding Bantu tribesman approaches 1.
Black Female Department of Defense “Equity” Chief Has History of Anti-White Comments
Diversity, Equity, and Inclusion (DEI) should be renamed as Diversity, Inclusion, and Equity (DIE), because its clear aim is the extinction of the Caucasian race.
Kelisa Wing is the ridiculous name of a black woman who bleeds white taxpayers dry as the Chief Diversity, Equity, and Inclusion officer at the Department of Defense’s education wing, which provides K-12 education to the Department of Defense community “in the U.S. and all over the world.” She oversees the distribution of children’s books that tell kids thing such as:
White privilege hurts a lot of people. If you are White you might feel bad about hurting others or you might feel afraid to lose this privilege. . . . Overcoming White privilege is a job that must start with the White community.
Wing also helped publish another “educational” book that attempts to argue that black lives matter.
News recently broke, though, about some of the spicier comments Ms. Wing had made on Twitter about white people:
I’m exhausted with these white folx in these [professional development] sessions.
[T]his lady actually had the CAUdacity to say that black people can be racist too . . . I had to stop the session and give Karen the BUSINESS . . . [W]e are not the majority, we don’t have power.
Okay, I have to admit that “CAUdacity” is pretty good. I vow to use it in the future.
When another member of Black Twitter wrote:
I am exhausted by 99% of the white men in education and 95% of the white women. Where can I get a break from white nonsense for a while?
Wing replied, “If another Karen tells me about her feelings . . . I might lose it . . .”
Nothing says “Diversity, Equity, and Inclusion” quite like veiled threats of violence against white women by a federal official.
Tranny Teacher Attends Machine Shop with Watermelon-Sized Fake Boobs
The whole tranny phenom, particularly the way it’s been foisted upon an unwilling public that is now forced to repeat as Gospel truth something that I would assume nearly everyone still knows deep within their hearts is a lie, has become so absurd that at certain junctures I lean back and mutter to myself, “Okay, they can’t be serious. They have to be fucking with us. They’re fucking with us — right?”
I recently arrived at such a “juncture” when I saw photos of a Canadian high school teacher — who only a year ago declared that he’s a woman — teaching kids how to saw planks of wood in a machine shop while wearing a pair of prosthetic breasts the size of medicine balls. And jutting out from those improbably large boobs, yearning to break free of the demented tranny’s grey sweater, were two hard “nipples” the size of Hershey’s Kisses.
The teacher, who recently changed his name to Kayla Lemieux, works as a Manufacturing Technology instructor at Oakville Trafalgar High School in Oakville, Ontario. In October of last year, the local school district that employs Lemieux released their guidelines on “Gender Identity and Gender Expression in Schools”:
The Halton District School Board (HDSB) recognizes the rights of students, staff, parents/guardians, and community members to equitable treatment without discrimination based upon gender identity and gender expression. . . The HDSB is committed to establishing and maintaining a safe, caring, inclusive, equitable and welcoming learning and working environment for all members of the school community including . . . staff . . . who identify as, or are perceived as . . . trans . . . and those who are questioning their sexual orientation and/or gender identity(ies).
Okay, but what if, in the course of teaching the kids how to use a buzzsaw, he accidentally saws through one of his prosthetic tits and showers the students in silicone? Is there any accountability there?
And what about respecting one’s political identity as well? What if I suddenly decided I’m Adolf Hitler after spending several years as a basketball coach for inner-city schools? Shouldn’t I be able to show them how to make a jump shot while I’m garbed in full Nazi regalia?
If you’re going to accept his fake mammaries but not my fake Hitler mustache, I have only one word for you, fella — and that word is “hypocrite.”
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