Imma Drone You, Bitch!

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Bonquiqui is the alter ego of comedian Angelah Johnson who goes from being a fast-food employee to a rap star. Bonquiqui spoke to my frustrations as an NCO, and her signature line is “Imma cut you.” But compared to Nicki Minaj, it’s hard to tell who is the parody of a rap diva and the real thing. Nicki Minaj can apparently order drone strikes.

At Turning Point USA’s recent AmFest which I covered at greater length here, Minaj spoke about the plight of Christians being persecuted in Nigeria. She also talked about the role Christianity has played throughout her life. Her faith did not interfere with her making sexually suggestive music videos like “Beez in the Trap” or sexually explicit lyrics in songs like “Only” (the video for which nearly destroyed Greg Johnson’s commitment to universal human rights). But I don’t doubt that Minaj is a devout Christian. The apparent contradiction is simply par for the course in the hood.

And her concern about the Nigerian Christians is genuine. ISIS and its various affiliates like Lakurawa have been kidnapping and murdering Christians along with intimidating moderate Muslims in Nigeria. It’s suspected that many of them are foreign fighters from neighboring countries.

Shortly after AmFest on the night after Christmas, the US struck ISIS in Nigeria with about twelve Tomahawk cruise missiles launched from the sea. Some Nigerian sources say that Reaper drones were also involved, but that claim has not been corroborated by reliable sources.

This might explain why Minaj referred to JD Vance as an “assassin” with an odd tone and body language. Maybe it wasn’t a verbal slip or jumping on the conspiratard bandwagon of blaming everyone except a deranged leftist for killing Charlie Kirk. Maybe she was flexing her power to call missile strikes on haters. Her long-time rival Cardi B can only dream of that.

The Nigerian strikes might reveal that Sailor’s Law of Mass Shootings also applies to cruise missiles. At least three of the twelve or so missiles malfunctioned, failed to reach their target, and left behind debris and unexploded warheads. Residents of Nigeria’s Sokoto state also claim that some of the other missiles hit empty fields or farmland. Most of the ISIS problem isn’t even in Sokoto. This has raised questions about whether the US was using stale intel. Thankfully, there were no civilian deaths.

The Nigerian strikes are the latest example of the long-standing practice of Republicans pandering to blacks—especially rappers—to assure others, and more importantly themselves, that they have not committed the ultimate sin of “racism.” Trump took this to new heights with his vaunted Platinum Plan, enacting disastrous sentencing reform on the recommendation of Kanye West (a.k.a. Ye), and getting A$AP Rocky out of a Swedish jail after his physical altercation with a man named Mustafa Jafari. In contrast, Trump declined to pre-emptively pardon the predominantly white J6ers not despite, but because, he can rely on the white vote.

To me, Nigeria’s problems are just another episode of Africa being Africa, but if there’s a cheap and easy way to make things better, why not? The problem is that each Tomahawk costs about two million dollars. That’s one expensive drive by shooting. But maybe the cost will be offset if it prevents similar malfunctions with the upcoming war with Venezuela.

Honestly though, I can’t hold hijacking US foreign policy and weapon systems against Minaj or anyone for that matter. A few missiles are nothing compared to what the Jews have done for almost a century ever since they dragged the US into WWII. And America has long ceased to be a serious country. Indulging the causes of ghetto fabulous rap divas is the natural telos of multiracial democracy. At least its relatively harmless compared to business as usual. And it’s funny.

In fact, I’m all for Nicki Minaj green lighting hits on ISIS so long we white boys get to do the same to our enemies. That’s equality in race-blind democracy, right?

Elon Musk might have already gotten a small taste of that power. He didn’t call in a missile strike, but he seems to have been influential in Marco Rubio and the State Department issuing a travel ban against Thierry Breton and four other Eurocrats. This was in response to their efforts coerce American platforms, and especially X, to censor, demonetize, and suppress American viewpoints through online hate speech and disinformation regulations. It’s a tad ironic given that Elon seems oblivious to how Sam Melia remains banned on X despite posting about him in connection with the UK’s two-tier justice system.

While it’s eclipsed by the Zionist lobby, there is something of a racist group chat to White House policy pipeline. It’s time to expand it. Much like their neoliberal predecessors, the Trump administration is trying to enact policies abroad that it would like to enact at home. That’s something we can and should exploit.

For example, we should go beyond issuing travel bans against Eurocrats to demanding full on sanctions like prohibiting people from doing business with them and freezing their assets as if they were war criminals. Every person remotely involved with anarcho-tyranny, from cops and law clerks up to Two Tier Keir, should be given the harshest sanctions. It would be funny if the Alt Right began debanking its enemies.

Later, we can move on to kinetic measures.

It’s becoming clear that race-conscious whites are an electoral bloc that must be placated, or we will rebel. Allowing us some foreign policy wins so we don’t crash domestic policy at the polls is a perfectly fair trade.

People may say this is unrealistic, but we now live in a world in which rap divas can call in missile strikes. That’s not moving the Overton window. That’s smashing it with a tire iron.

Of course, white interests are not (yet) sacrosanct in America, like Zionism and numinous  negroes. But there will come a day when politicians fear the charge of “anti-whiteness” more than they fear the charge of “racism.” At that point, racking up political victories will be like coasting downhill.