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Time was that the only noticeable connection between Ireland and Africa was that Kofi Annan’s head looked like a pint of Guinness. Today, however, as I mentioned in my previous column, it turns out that Ireland’s newly globalized patron saint, St Patrick, is now also the presiding demi-deity of Nigeria too. How come?

Although Ireland famously never had any colonial empire, being a long-term white colony of London itself, it did once send many Catholic missionaries out across the world, including to Nigeria, where as a direct consequence around 15% of the native black population today genuflect towards Rome. St Patrick’s Day in 1961 was a special one, marking 1,500 years since the man himself died back in 461 AD. To celebrate, Irish bishops successfully proposed St Paddy be made Nigeria’s national patron saint too, to acknowledge the two lands’ close religious links.

But today Ireland’s natives are ever less religious, as result of long-standing anti-Christian indoctrination from politicians and media. This has led to an ironic reversal of fortune, in which Nigerians have now streamed into Ireland as missionaries aiming to convert and colonize the godless white natives—yet the alien religion they are bringing along with them is no longer Christianity, but some deviant crime-linked variant of voodoo.

So I Imported An Axe-Murderer!

The Black Axe Gang is a Nigerian organized crime-group whose tentacles today reach all across the Western world: because the Western world has been stupid enough to let them in. Ireland already had enough domestic mafia families of its own, like the Kinahans, but the Black Axe have been busy sneaking into the country over recent years to Great Replace even the white gangsters. Posing as “refugees” and treating the nation as a handy offshore hub for money laundering and similar activities, Black Axe sought a secure refuge out of easy reach of the Nigerian authorities.

In 2024, Nigeria’s Ambassador to Ireland, Alisha Ajiboye-Roberts, warned that most of her country’s population of 230 million souls lived under perfectly safe conditions, far away from the Islamist and criminal chaos of the countryside, and had no legitimate cause to claim asylum in Ireland or anywhere else. Indeed, many such Nigerian “asylum seekers” were in fact being trafficked into Ireland by Black Axe leaders, who exploited the organization’s status as a voodoo-style quasi-cult worshipping a dark god named Korofo to trick victims into believing they had been cursed by its in-house witch-doctors. If they didn’t agree to act as prostitutes, drug-mules, or money-washers for the group in places like Dublin whilst posing as endangered refugees, believers were told they would end up killed by evil ju-ju spirits.

Thus, by being “kind” and allowing such poor people in as fake “refugees,” the Left-wing Dublin NGO-class in fact only act to subject them to de facto kidnapping abroad, away from their families, to be subjugated and abused for years on end. To demonstrate how incredibly “anti-racist” they all are, the white liberals of Ireland are forcing black Africans into lives of slavery in a foreign land all over again.

They are also forcing their own unwilling white countrymen into lives of effective indentured labor too, as Black Axe worked out one simple way to earn cash was to fraudulently claim Covid-relief cash from the Irish Treasury to wire back home, by falsely claiming their “legitimate businesses” had all been obliged to pause during lockdown—to be fair, brothels were indeed badly affected by the need to enforce strict social distancing measures. So, Irish employees and businessmen were effectively made to cough up their taxes to fund foreign criminal enterprises here.

The gang’s current main source of income is fraudulently taking over innocent Irish people’s bank accounts and emptying them after spamming out scam text messages requesting access details. According to some analysis, the excessive level of remittances sent home to Nigeria from Ireland could only possibly be explained as being due to the proceeds of organized crime on a colossal scale. It is estimated as many as 4,000 persons might be complicit in the cult’s activities across Ireland. When, in 2024, Interpol made a globally coordinated mass arrest of Black Axe members, one in five suspects were arrested in Ireland. It is surely one of the crowning glories of 21st-century borderless globalism that, in order to arrest Nigerian gangsters, the police now have to go to Ireland.

Black Axe don’t exactly go out of their way to hide their activities, either. When Irish cops raided the homes of suspected cult-leaders in 2024, they found branded Black Axe merchandise like ties and rosettes ready to be distributed to members, the rough equivalent of wandering around in “I Joined the Chinese Triads And All I Got Was This Lousy T-Shirt!” apparel. Some of their badges and baseball caps actually said things like “Ireland [Crime] Zone—Stay Safe!” on them.

The Ebuny and the Ivory

All this is clearly true, yet to openly say so in public is inevitably to lay yourself open towards spurious accusations of “racism”—even if you are so “racist” as to want to avoid black Africans from being smuggled into the country and exploited.

When revelations were first made about the implausibly large levels of remittances (over 3.5bn euros over an eight-year span, from persons supposedly largely employed in humble roles like factory-hands, cleaners, and waiters) being sent to Nigeria by independent Irish MP Noel Grealish back in 2019, his chief smearer was one Dr. Ebun Joseph, an obsessive Nigerian-born race-relations consultant. Laughably, Dr. Joseph accused anti-Afro Noel of “racial[ly] profiling” money.

Appearing on TV show Morning Ireland, Dr. Joseph said Mr. Grealish was demanding that “black money” should be “policed differently” from white money—not only black people, but also their inanimate coins, notes, cards, and bank-accounts were now being subjected to racist abuse too. Yet this is the same “leading academic” who has previously complained that 63% of Africans living in Ireland were unemployed. If that’s really true, then where are they getting all their remittance money from?

Dr. Joseph Mengele

This wonderful African female was once a real doctor, having initially trained as a microbiologist at the University of Benin. Then she travelled over to Ireland for an easier life, gaining a PhD in “Equality Studies,” whatever that is, from the University College Dublin School of Social Justice. In 2019, she co-created Ireland’s first ever Black Studies course at this very same institution, alongside a self-hating white idiot called Professor Kathleen Lynch, whose surname Joseph probably considered a hate-crime in and of itself. She is also a BLM Ireland champion, a columnist for African Voice, and a founding member of African Women Writers’ Ireland. In other words, she clearly isn’t Irish, but she lives there now, so feels she has an automatic right to tell all the primitive natives exactly what to do, in the name of anti-colonialism. Maybe they don’t have such concepts as “irony” or “self-awareness” in Nigeria?

Due to her dynamic past authorship of academic treatises like Discrimination Against Credentials in Black Bodies: Counterstories of the Characteristic Labor Market Experiences of Migrants in Ireland, and Becoming Unforgettable: Uncovering the Essence of the Woman, which I can only assume must be about her own good self, in 2024 Joseph was appointed as the Special Rapporteur in charge of the Irish Government’s National Action Plan Against Racism, tasked with penning an annual report telling white Irish people what godawful, coon-hating bastards they all are. Once upon a time, when subject to racism themselves by the English, the Irish were known as “white niggers”; it is now Dr. Joseph’s job to make them feel like that all over again.

In February, Dr. Joseph delivered her first report. Guess what? It said the Irish were all bigoted cavemen, and as a consequence required urgent anti-racism training, particularly children in schools, where such indoctrination should henceforth be made mandatory. The fact that Dr. Joseph has run anti-racism training courses herself, charging mad sums which even Black Axe would consider extortionate, is of course completely irrelevant.

The trouble is that Dr. Joseph has a long history of spying “racism” where it does not in fact exist. In 2020, she complained about two statues of “black slaves” being allowed to stand outside the entrance to an Irish hotel. But Ireland never had any black slaves; so why were they there? Sure enough, subsequent investigation by Irish art historian Kyle Leyden showed they were supposed to be imaginary Egyptian and Nubian princesses intended to connote “luxury and wealth” to entice rich guests to stay at the hotel. If you look at them, it is obvious: they have Egyptian headdresses, like in a cartoon.

But still Dr. Joseph wouldn’t have it. Even though she couldn’t even recognize an Egyptian headdress when she saw one, she demanded the statues be taken down anyway, and accused anyone who believed Professor Leyden over her, as a magic black lady, of engaging in “white privilege.”

Even more laughable, in 2019 Ebun went to a restaurant, asked for some red wine, and got some Ribena (a blackcurrant fruit cordial drink largely aimed at children) in a glass instead, prompting the following tweet:

Racism or mistake? Mistake. It later turned out a staff member had poured her drink out of a dummy display bottle filled with Ribena by accident, that’s all. Is it really good idea to put a woman as racially paranoid as this, who sees white supremacism everywhere, even in statues and Ribena, in charge of an entire nation’s anti-racism program? Only if you wish to forcibly dismantle the entire nation in the first place by constantly preaching to it that it is racist, and therefore evil, and therefore must be destroyed immediately.

Kid Icarus

Far from hating black people, today’s allegedly “racist” Irish state absolutely loves them, as can be seen from an amusing April Fool’s-style prank from 2022, when writers from dissident student free speech website The Burkean submitted some fake parodic anti-racist poems to prestigious but po-faced poetry journal Icarus, run by opposing Lefty students from Ireland’s leading university, Trinity College Dublin. One was by a woman purporting to be called Adaku Dyport-a-me (i.e., Deport Me), explaining via rhyme how Ireland’s original inhabitants were a race of black pygmies. Another was billed as an “erotic tribute to Ebun Joseph,” called “Yoruba of Front Square,” which went like this:

Even though deliberately awful, more WB Yeast than WB Yeats, still the dire verse was published by Icarus, and read out loud at poetry meetings by clueless students who clearly didn’t know what real poetry was. Lacking funds to reprint, once the hoax was exposed, the Icarus editors resorted to going through every last copy of the journal and scrubbing out the offending poems with a big black marker-pen, to try and hide the damage, like Winston Smith on a budget.

Being patron saint of both Ireland and Nigeria, how the Emerald Isle could do with St Patrick making a timely return to its shores to drive all the poisonous snakes out anew today. He could start with the Black Mambas like Black Axe and Dr. Ebun Joseph.