Lunatic Asylum
Great Britain Is Now Completely Unsafe For Immigrants Because of All the Immigrants Living There

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Pakistanis in England celebrating Pakistan’s independence day.

Some poor non-white people in England really do have to put up with an awful lot of totally uncalled-for racial abuse these days. Consider the recently reported case of Abhi, a 24-year-old shopkeeper who has lived legally in the country for several years now. Every day groups of intimidating racists march into his shop only to threaten and abuse him simply for being Hindu and Indian. They’re not white neo-Nazis, though, as per the usual automatic media stereotype, they’re a bunch of newly arrived Pakistani Muslims.

“They come in and shout ‘Muslim is good, Allah, Allah,’” Abhi told UK broadsheet The Times in early April. “They come in and say ‘Indians are not good, fuck Hinduism.’ They’re always coming in, taking food, [they] don’t pay. I personally hate it.” Perhaps in order to escape from this unpleasant recurring ordeal, Abhi should quickly return back home to India? Narendra Modi would do far more to protect him from persecution by Islam over there than the increasingly Mecca-bowing authorities in the UK would ever do these days.

Tightening Up the Datchet

Abhi’s shop is located in the formerly idyllic tiny Berkshire village of Datchet, in the Royal Borough of Windsor on the banks of the River Thames, into which a group of up to 82 unvetted illegal male migrants from lands like Iran, Afghanistan and Pakistan had suddenly been parachuted following the left-wing Labour Party’s election victory last year, with only 24 hours’ notice. As befitted their own quasi-regal status in today’s foreigner-worshipping British State, they were put up at a local “boutique” hostelry, the luxury Hotel Manor, which promises to offer a unique “serene country-house experience” to its many clients.

Another non-English household living in luxury taxpayer-subsidized conditions nearby are the Saxe-Coburg Gothas, a well-known German crime-clan operating under the false Anglicized name of the Windsors, also known as “The Royal Family”, who are allowed to permanently occupy the area’s other largest “serene country house experience”, Windsor Castle, at vast public expense, all whilst refusing to engage in any acts of gainful legal employment, just like the more recent arrivals. As the cartel’s current leader, going by the code-name “King Charles”, is reliably said to possess known Islamic sympathies (even undergoing his own so-called ‘Koranation’ public initiation ceremony into the confusing world of inter-tribal British politics during the spring of 2023), it remains an open possibility that Charles himself was one of the parasitic, cousin-marrying aliens entering Abhi’s shop and enthusiastically yelling the words “Muslim is good!” at him.

Windsor Castle has big gates, walls and moats, however, and is comprehensively protected by hired armed janissaries dressed in blue, so once his daily acts of Hindu-bothering are over, King Charles is able to return safely home and relax with yet another fireside re-reading of the blessed hadith of the Prophet. Uneasy does not lie the crown upon King Charles’ head after dark, with all that well-armed security around him; unlike his former wife Diana, the monarch’s present blonde, blue-eyed squeeze Queen Camilla need never find herself being pawed by an Arab.

Other, less State-favored and less State-protected, residents of Datchet are not so fortunate. According to villagers’ pained testimony, the Muslims have begun hanging around the local park and elementary school taking videos of the prepubescent native children on their phones, perhaps seeking out their own personal nine-year-old Aisha. Acting like little more than a bunch of outright Koranimals, they are even alleged to have begun barking at the area’s teenage girls like dogs; it now being spring-time, I suppose they must be on-heat.

One Datchet resident described the Afghan hounds’ ill-trained conduct thus:

A few of them were caught filming children at the school. They’re from a completely different culture [So what? When in Rome, do as the Romans do, not the Visigoths] but we don’t feel safe any more. Mums at the school are having to leave work early to pick up their children rather than let them walk home on their own. When a group of ten of them [the immigrants, not the mums] are walking around in groups, it’s not pleasant for the community.

Overall, then, despite his daily trial of verbal abuse and theft at the hands of the purported ‘asylum seekers’, Hindu Abhi is the lucky one. Once it finally all gets too much for him, at least he has a viable homeland elsewhere he can flee back to in order to escape the wonderfully diverse ways of his host nation’s many millions of new cherished guests. The white English locals don’t any more.

Lax Britannica

What kind of idiot country develops an asylum system so insanely overgenerous in its admission policies that one of its main effects is to render the nation inherently unsafe to take in any further genuine asylum seekers in the future, because so many of the fake asylum seekers already there are so incredibly violent and criminal, parts of it can no longer be considered a viable place of asylum for anyone normal and non-murderous to live in at all? What’s the point of Malala Yousafzai fleeing the Pakistani Taliban to Birmingham only to wake up one morning and find they’ve moved in next door to her there too? (The Midlands English city of Birmingham where Malala now lives is currently 30 percent Muslim.) If the only way she can escape their attention anew is to wander around Britain wearing a veil, that kind of negates the point of her ever leaving the Swat District in the first place.

There have been cases, sort of funny and sort of tragic, of persons fleeing civil war in Africa, only to find the war-criminals who once tortured them have since had to flee Africa too, once the domestic tides of dictatorship had turned, leading to the original victims encountering their former persecutors walking down Tottenham High Street or wherever. London’s Metropolitan Police now even feel the need to offer a special service whereby you can report hitherto unnoticed war-criminals living in the city to have them arrested!

Hello, Metropolitan Police? I’d Like To Report Tony Blair for Crimes Against the British People

Of all the potential foreign asylum seekers who really might add some potential vibrancy to the nation, particularly its growing adult entertainment scene, a pair of proud and unashamed Albanian lesbians might be expected to be right near the very top of the list. That is why we should all rejoice that an asylum claim has just been won by a queer female couple who argued that they should be allowed to remain the UK as, after being spotted kissing one another in the backwards Balkan nation, a cabal of homophobic masked domestic gangsters had kidnapped, sexually assaulted, and then trafficked them, presumably for use in prostitution, as a form of severe gay-punishment.

Well, fair enough, if this is true, Albania does indeed sound like a dangerous place for sapphists to congregate. Unfortunately, in the year 2025, Albanian lesbians moving to the UK to escape Albanian gangsters sounds about as rational a move as Malala Yousafzai trying to escape Pakistanis by moving to Birmingham. According to recent police findings, Fagan and the Kray Twins being long dead, Albanian gangs now dominate the organized crime world in Great Britain; they are particularly involved in the people-trafficking and prostitution sectors. Pretty soon, the asylum-granted lesbians may find themselves being approached in the street by one of their former old employers with a Don Corleone-style offer they just can’t refuse…

Easter Egg-stremist

As it is the Easter season, we shall end with a classic story of this kind from 2016. Asad Shah was a member of the Ahmadiyya Muslim sect, a peaceful minor Punjab-born branch of the faith which many other Muslims persecute as being heretical – after all, it is peaceful. The constitution of Pakistan actually goes so far as to ban Ahmadis from referring to themselves as Muslims at all. There’s no such prohibition placed on the Taliban, though.

As a result, many Ahmadis have felt the need to escape abroad from the Indian subcontinent, far away from the caring embrace of the Religion of Peace. Accordingly, their global HQ is in the southern English country of Surrey, on a special compound which is literally called ‘Islamabad’.

Back home in the land of the real Islamabad, Asad Shah suffered an arson attack, rival Muslims burning down the pharmacy he and his father ran together. Swallowing this bitter pill, the Shahs decided to fly away to Great Britain, as, in the words of Shah’s brother, “They never thought violent religious intolerance would touch us here.” To make absolutely sure, unlike the foolhardy Malala, they even thought it a good idea to seek asylum in Scotland, which is still 93 percent white, unlike Bantustan Birmingham. Sadly, they neglected to take into account that some Muslims these days have now evolved to learn how to control motor vehicles.

A demonstrably nice man, Asad Shah set himself up as a shopkeeper in Glasgow, where he committed the truly radical act of trying to fit in well with the locals instead of attempting to aggressively convert or bark at them. When Easter 2016 occurred, Shah put out a Facebook message wishing native Brits, whom he quaintly imagined to still be majority Christian, a Happy Easter:

Hours later, Shah was dead.

A series of similarly themed YouTube videos, in which Shah claimed to be some kind of prophet of peace, love, and inter-faith harmony, had already caught the disapproving attention of another Pakistani immigrant in Britain, Tanveer Ahmed, a taxi-driver from the Midlands city of Bradford (30 percent successfully conquered in the name of the Crescent), who was also a member of the Pakistan-based Islamic group Dawat e Islami. Acolytes pride themselves on being lovers of the Prophet, one particularly Prophet-loving member being Mumtaz Qadri, a police bodyguard who became a hero to Tanveer Ahmed after shooting dead the politician he had been supposed to be guarding, who had proposed liberalizing Pakistan’s strict blasphemy laws.

Inspired by Qadri’s example, Ahmed jumped in his taxi, turned off the meter, travelled up to Scotland to confront the “blasphemer”, and stabbed shopkeeper Shah up to thirty times with a kitchen-knife inside his store, stomped on his head, then sat laughing on the dying man’s chest like the incubus in the old Fuseli painting, but slightly less human. “If I had not done this, others would,” Ahmed later said in a statement issued by his lawyer. I can well believe him, too. Following Shah’s murder, the pious hashtag #thisisnotwhoweare went viral across Scotland. But it is who the “British” are now: the nation has stupidly imported them all and given them free passports.

With morally wretched and self-evidently dangerous asylum seekers and immigrants like this filling up the country, where can the increasingly frightened white British natives now apply for asylum to ensure their own physical well-being, in lands that are at least slightly less Islamized? Pakistan, maybe?