NFL Coach Resigns After His Hilarious Emails are Leaked
Black Americans are as statistically overrepresented in the ranks of professional football players as they are when it comes to committing homicide.
With his Nordic features and blond hair, Jon Gruden was a white NFL coach until last week. Back in 2003, he led the Tampa Bay Buccaneers to a decisive Super Bowl victory over what were then known as the Oakland Raiders. In the interim, the Raiders moved to Los Angeles, then back to Oakland, and then finally to Las Vegas. Gruden had coached the team for four years until a decade-old email emerged where he had mocked a black players’ representative for his gigantic lips. The scandal led to Gruden’s resignation.
The emails were leaked in the course of an NFL internal investigation of the “Washington Football Team” — which has borne that stupid generic name since the summer of 2020 after it was determined that their previous name of 87 years, the “Washington Redskins,” was deeply hurtful to the “indigenous” American warriors whose primitive technology and superstitious ways led to them being steamrolled by European conquerors. In the course of poring over 650,000 emails, the NFL’s cultural headhunters claim that Gruden had committed the following indiscretions:
- Regarding NFL Players Association Executive Director DeMaurice Smith, Gruden wrote that “Dumboriss [sic] Smith has lips the size of michellin [sic] tires.”
- He referred to NFL Commissioner Roger Goodell as a “faggot” and a “clueless anti football pussy.”
- Referring the NFL’s courting of black homosexual football player Michael Sam by the Los Angeles Rams, Gruden accused Goodell of pressuring the Rams’ management to hire “queers.”
- He called then-Vice President Joe Biden a “nervous clueless pussy.”
- Gruden told then-Redskins President Bruce Allen that he objected to the NFL’s hiring of female referees. He also stood accused of receiving — not sending, but receiving — photos from Allen of topless Washington cheerleaders.
Regarding the email about his gigantic Ubangi lips, DeMaurice Smith wrote the following on Twitter:
This is not about an email as much as it is about a pervasive belief by some that people who look like me can be treated as less. The email has also revealed why the comments by some with powerful platforms to explain this away are insidious and hypocritical. It is as if there is a need to protect football above the values of equality, inclusion, and respect. The powerful in our business have to embrace that football itself has to be better, as opposed to making excuses to maintain the status quo.
With all due respect, “DeMaurice,” he said your lips were not “less” — he said they were more. He didn’t say you were worse at having big lips, he said you were better.
Jon Gruden’s emails [are] not just an NFL problem. They’re symbolic of societal white grievance. . . . They read like a road map of white grievance and go to a larger issue of how a significant swath of white men (not all, of course) feel about the changing power dynamics in the country. . . . It’s rare to peel back a public curtain and see unvarnished, white grievance bro culture in action, but that’s what you see with his emails. . . . You cannot tell the story of Gruden without telling the story of American white grievance.
Don’t tell me what I can’t do. Mike Freeman — who, like DeMaurice Smith, also has giant lips — is the one who can’t tell the story without complaining about “white grievance bro culture.”
Carl Nassib is a white NFL player who, until last week, was coached by Gruden. Nassib bears the dubious honor of being the National Football League’s first openly gay active player. Even though the football season is in full swing, Nassib asked for a personal day off to “process” the emotional wreckage that Gruden’s emails inflicted upon him. It was granted by the Raiders’ General Manager Mike Mayock.
Interestingly — and predictably — when the Raiders were in Oakland in 2019, a black player of theirs, Antonio Brown, called Mayock a “cracker” and threatened to assault him. Brown was not punished for this behavior.
Houston quarterback Deshaun Watson — the “Deshaun” should tip you off to his race — has been accused of sexual assault by two dozen women and still has a job. Tampa Bay cornerback Richard Sherman was busted for domestic violence over the summer — but continues to play.
But Jon Gruden alienates the NFL’s one gay player and correctly states that black people have gigantic lips, and boom — he’s gone.
In his defense, Gruden has said the following about himself:
I don’t have a blade of racism.
I don’t have a racial bone in my body, and I’ve proven that for 58 years.
I don’t have an ounce of racism in me.
None of it helped him.
Rolling Stones Stop Playing “Brown Sugar”; Song was Originally Called “Black Pussy”
The Rolling Stones will forever be known as the most successful wiggers in rock ’n’ roll history. With his massive lips — seriously, they’re the size of Michelin tires — lead singer Mick Jagger once told the story of how, as an avid rhythm and blues fan and aspiring singer, he accidentally bit off part of his tongue in gym class and rushed home to record himself singing, hoping it made him sound even blacker.
The band’s 1971 single “Brown Sugar” was originally titled “Black Pussy,” but Jagger decided the title was too “nitty-gritty.” It reached #1 in the United States and Canada and #2 in England and Northern Ireland. Its opening lyrics are:
Gold Coast slave ship bound for cotton fields
Sold in the market down in New Orleans
Scarred old slaver knows he’s doin’ all right
Hear him whip the women just around midnight
Brown Sugar, how come you taste so good?
Brown Sugar, just like a young girl should. . . .
Jagger, who reportedly wrote the lyrics in 45 minutes, penned the song around the time he was hopping around with black girlfriends such as Marsha Hunt (who bore his first child) and Claudia Linnear. The band has played “Brown Sugar” live more than any of their other songs with the exception of “Jumpin’ Jack Flash.”
Jagger also once said that he didn’t want to play 1965’s “(I Can’t Get No) Satisfaction,” their first #1 hit in the US, when he was 40 years old. He is now 78, and the only other original Stones member, Keith Richards, is 77. You might as well call them the Kidney Stones at this point. The band’s bass player and drummer are now black.
But now, four dates into yet another tiresome American tour, the Stones have caved to public pressure and removed “Brown Sugar” from their setlist.
Back in 1995, Jagger had said of “Brown Sugar”:
God knows what I’m on about in that song. It’s such a mishmash. All the nasty subjects in one go. I never would write that song now. I would probably censor myself. I’d think, “Oh God, I can’t. I’ve got to stop. I can’t just write raw like that.”
“Brown Sugar” is also slang for heroin. Guitarist Keith Richards — who has done enough heroin to kill 10,000 Sid Viciouses — recently commented about the song’s controversy:
I’m trying to figure out with the sisters quite where the beef is. Didn’t they understand this was a song about the horrors of slavery? But they’re trying to bury it. At the moment I don’t want to get into conflicts with all of this shit. But I’m hoping that we’ll be able to resurrect the babe in her glory somewhere along the track.
So they’ve gone from whipping slave girls to being whipped by the woke mob. Oh, how the mighty wiggers have fallen.
Superman: Truth, Justice, and the American Gay
If the theatrical cape and skintight clothing didn’t tip you off, it has recently been revealed that Superman is a bisexual — or at least Clark Kent’s son Jon, who is now “Superman of Earth” while his dad is out in space fighting interplanetary ne’er-do-wells, is bi. DC Comics, who recently gave the world a bisexual Robin the Boy Wonder, will portray Jon Kent as the boyfriend of his college lover Jay Nakamura in the upcoming issue of Superman: Son of Kal-El.
Actor Dean Cain, who portrayed Superman in the 1993-1997 TV show Lois & Clark: The New Adventures of Superman, expressed severe misgivings about the recent queering of the Man of Steel:
They said it’s a bold new direction, I say they’re bandwagoning. Robin just came out as bi — who’s really shocked about that one? The new Captain America is gay. My daughter in [The CW series] Supergirl, where I played the father, was gay. So I don’t think it’s bold or brave or some crazy new direction.
It’s not a new direction at all; there are currently scads of deviant comic-book characters, including Wonder Woman and Batwoman. What’s next — the Fantastic Four becomes the Fierce Four? The Incredible Hulk sprouts a pair of green tits?
College Removes Second World War Mural: Too Many White People
In the early 1950s, the US was nearly 90% white. This may have just a teensy-weensy bit to do with the fact that two Second World War-related murals painted at the University of Rhode Island in 1953 depict predominantly white characters. But now, the university’s vice president of student affairs, an extremely rough-on-the-eyes-looking white woman named Kathy Collins, has announced that because the people in the murals are “predominantly white” and “portray a very homogeneous population,” some students “didn’t feel comfortable sitting in that space”:
I think we have to recognize the horrible incidents and the tragic murders of George Floyd, Breonna Taylor, and most recently Jacob Blake in Kenosha, Wisconsin during this is [sic] heightened time and we as an institution have to look at the systems in place across this institution that maybe are not representing who we are today and representing the true diversity of URI [University of Rhode Island] today.
The university has covered up the murals and announced plans to paint over them. Not only is Rhode Island the nation’s smallest state, it also has some of America’s dumbest people.
Black Politician Running for DC Mayor Once Accused Jews of Controlling the Weather
Is it merely a coincidence that so many black radicals have the surname “White”? Or is this simply another cunning Zionist plot?
Alongside Robert White, Jr., Trayon White is one of only two people to announce their candidacy for the job of DC’s mayor, a title which has held international esteem ever since Marion Barry was caught on camera smoking crack. Both Whites are, of course, black. Our nation’s capital has not had a white mayor since 1967. Both Whites seek to replace Muriel Bowser, a black woman who never sang for Sha Na Na but has yet to declare whether she will run again.
In 2018, Trayon White made headlines for blaming a snowstorm along the Potomac on the Rothschild banking family:
It just started snowing out of nowhere this morning, man. Y’all better pay attention to this climate control, man, this climate manipulation. And DC keep talking about, “We a resilient city.” And that’s a model based off the Rothschilds controlling the climate to create natural disasters they can pay for to own the cities, man. Be careful.
He also accused the Rothschilds of controlling the global economy:
There’s this whole concept with the Rothschilds — [they] control the World Bank, as we all know — infusing dollars into major cities. . . . They really pretty much control the federal government, and now they have this concept called resilient cities in which they are using their money and influence into local cities.
Pressured into being reeducated by Jewish groups, White — who comes from the same crack-addled, poverty-stricken Ward 8 as Marion Barry — agreed to take a tour of the DC Holocaust Museum, but then upset local Chosenites by skipping out halfway through the tour.
White, who once donated money to the Nation of Islam, also said he was “honored” to share the same birthday as Louis Farrakhan. I would vote for him. But then again, I don’t vote.
Will Texas Schools Teach “Opposing” Views on the Holocaust?
Perhaps I was hallucinating, but it seems as if in the distant past of my extended lifetime, there was a point where academics realized that nothing was “settled science” and that anything — whether historical, metaphysical, or political — was up for debate.
Texas Governor Greg Abbott has said that his state’s House Bill 3979, which requires teachers to discuss “widely debated and currently controversial issues of public policy or social affairs . . . [and not give] deference to any one perspective,” was intended to prevent Critical Race Theory from strangling public education in the Lone Star State with its totalitarian tentacles.
But, as we’ve all been beaten over the head with for generations now, “free speech” was never intended to include “hate speech” — especially when it comes to that Holocaust thing.
Gina Peddy is a blonde white woman who is the Executive Director of Curriculum and Instruction for the Carroll Independent School District in Southlake, Texas. During a recent discussion with other educators, Peddy had the following exchange with another teacher:
Peddy: Just try to remember the concepts of [House Bill] 3979. And make sure that if you have a book on the Holocaust that you have one that has an opposing, that has other perspectives.
Teacher (aghast): How do you oppose the Holocaust?
Peddy: Believe me, that’s come up.”
Unbeknownst to Peddy, one of her associates was recording the conversation and then dutifully schlepped the tape to NBC News.
The state’s entire educational complex gave itself whiplash going into warp-speed damage-control mode. Clay Robison, a spokesman for the Texas State Teachers Association, said:
We find it reprehensible for an educator to require a Holocaust denier to get equal treatment with the facts of history. That’s absurd. It’s worse than absurd. And this law does not require it.
District Superintendent Dane Ledbetter added:
During the conversations with teachers during last week’s meeting, the comments made were in no way to convey that the Holocaust was anything less than a terrible event in history. Additionally, we recognize there are not two sides of the Holocaust.
I concur. There are multiple sides to any topic; far more than two. Back when the US was more intelligent, educators realized this.
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