America’s Most Unnecessary Immigrants:
If These People Really Are “The Best of the Best,” How Dysgenic Must the Worst Be?

1,915 words

We all know that non-white third-world immigrants are what make America truly great—the USA just couldn’t manage without them. The only reason all these fine individuals’ countries back home are such colossal disaster-areas right now is self-evidently just because they’re sending us all their brightest and bestest: Somalia was basically Africa’s Singapore before all the geniuses like Ilhan Omar were poached westwards by Minnesota.

The place’s Democrat Governor Tim Walz, a comparative white retard himself, as are we all, has praised the alien diaspora he has helped bring in, explaining how “The Somali community’s footprint on the cultural and demographic landscape of our state is invaluable.” Invaluable indeed: particularly when it comes to such incredible cultural achievements as perpetrating mass welfare fraud, forcing children to give them blowjobs at gunpoint in the back of cars, selling unwary consumers contaminated condoms and packets of Pringles infected with shit, and, of course, voting en bloc for Walz’s corrupt Democrat Party to thereby rig elections.

Bananas and ICE

No wonder Tim-Nice-But-Dim wants to go on importing ever more of these valuable people. They’re clearly the most abnormally high IQ group of immigrant stock since the Founding Fathers. And, if you doubt it, just look at the latest public speech given by one especially exceptional shipped-in Somali, Nasra Ahmed (since rechristened “Somala Harris” by the Internet thanks to her unique way with words) who described her home-nation’s immensely complex culture and customs thus in a deservedly viral video:

I’m Somali. I’m proud to be Somali. To me, being Somali isn’t just eating bananas with rice. It’s a lot. It’s like … it’s an interesting thing. It’s very hard to describe what it means to be Somali and what it means to be American, but it’s like a cultural fusion. It’s kind of like the bananas and rice. You know, people don’t really see. . . like. . . you know, it’s. . . you know, people don’t think, oh, you can eat bananas with rice. But that’s what it’s like to be Somali and American. It’s like that combination of banana and rice. But you’re going to get what I mean.

Bananas & Rice. It sounds like a new, easy-watching network TV multicultural cop-show, in which a pair of comically mismatched Nigerian and Chinese detectives solve puzzling food-related crimes across America: like who’s been shitting in all the Pringles, for example. In one episode, they could arrest Don Lemon for invading and desecrating a church, to add even more flavor to the intense non-white cultural fusion. What a truly profound contribution to America’s cultural footprint that particular Somali-inspired show would be.

Following the fame brought by her speech, Nasra Ahmed was arrested for allegedly taking part in an anti-ICE riot in Minneapolis, without even taking any necessary measures to cover her now very well-known face to evade detection—hardly a difficult precaution to arrange for a female Muslim, you might think. I thought it was supposed to be forced clitoridectomies little Somali girls were forced to undergo by cruel male tribal elders, not forced lobotomies? Helps explain what that large plaster Ahmed famously had slapped across her skull during the speech was for, though.

Passports To Fame

The sad thing is, this rice-headed Somali malcontent may not even be the most unnecessary immigrant to have washed up on American shores these days. It would be easy to argue the main reason Somalis should never be allowed into the US en masse is because they allegedly have a typical average IQ of 68 (by comparison, bananas and rice themselves have an average combined IQ of 69), but some of the higher IQ immigrants can actually be even worse. Just look at all those clever 1930s and 40s European Jewish academics who built Uncle Sam his atom bomb, for instance. . . before then destroying all his universities with Marxism.

At least bringing in Jewish refugees to build your nukes for you makes some kind of rational, logical sense, however: bringing them in because they have big tits makes none whatsoever. Yet this is a path which President Donald J. Trump has decided to now head down nonetheless, via the easily-abused concept of a class of hitherto-obscure documents called O-1B visas.

You can buy Greg Johnson’s The Year America Died here.

Originally designed to give John Lennon US citizenship, O-1Bs are supposed to be issued on a special limited basis to allow those lucky aliens blessed “with an extraordinary ability in the arts” into the country. However, these coveted documents should really be rechristened 36DDD visas, as under new MAGA-era rules, thousands are being handed out to social media “influencers” from adult websites like OnlyFans who happen to possess remarkably large breasts of the kind the President, with his known tastes in such matters, might reasonably be expected to wish to closely inspect at the border himself personally.

The current poster-girl for this pathetically gratuitous phenomenon is a 25-year-old Canadian Jewish lady named Julia Ain, who, no matter what her current earnings and taxation potential, looks set to burden the American Medicare program with substantial costs for dealing with a collapsed spinal column in later life nonetheless. In a commendably honest interview with The Times of London, Ain openly admitted that “my extraordinary talent is just that I have big boobs.”

Official criteria for being given an O-1B include that the person has to have “national renown”: which, in Julia’s case, appears to mean being known across Canada as a colossal floozy, from Saskatchewan to Nova Scotia. In her application materials, where some past O-1B hopefuls may once have entered “concert pianist” or “opera singer,” Ain described herself as a “funny Jewish girl with big boobs”. That’s also what it once said on Madeleine Albright’s visa papers, of course, so perhaps we shouldn’t be too overly-critical here.

Now she’s in America, visa clutched firmly in cleavage, what does Julia actually do? She makes short online films of herself wandering across New York City with her udders overflowing, together with a gang of other well-endowed female friends, a herd of silly cows she calls the “Milk Mansion.” Ain is perhaps not quite silly enough to think this alone truly justifies her being handed out an easy visa, though, and so implausibly claims such antics possess an altogether higher purpose besides mere quasi-pornographic entertainment: combatting anti-Semitism.

In an extremely risible interview with UK tabloid The Star, Julia gave an example of the kind of online shorts she is now posting to counteract the hatred of contemporary US Nazi-worshippers like Kanye West: footage of her walking out of a bathroom semi-naked and taunting Kanye that this was one Jew who actually got out of the shower alive.

This seems an unlikely propaganda victory upon behalf of the ADL, but New York, Ain says, is the global “hub of Jewish culture” meaning that, by her getting her fat wobbly bits out on film there, she will somehow cause a drop in global Jew-hate.

That same tactic didn’t work out too well with Lena Dunham.

Chinese Fake-Aways

In any case, not all individuals from a generally high-IQ race necessarily possess a high personal IQ themselves, Chinese immigrants in America being an excellent case in point. According to a sensational new book from author Peter Schweizer, The Invisible Coup, the Chinese Communist Party (CCP) has hit upon the cunning scheme of planting a “demographic time-bomb” inside the country in the shape of thousands of clever little yellow babies. By ensuring Chinese sprogs are born on American soil, Red agents enable the infants to act as “anchor babies” being qualified for US citizenship, and thus the automatic right to vote.

Even worse, willing white American surrogate mothers are supposedly being unknowingly exploited to carry not the fetuses of otherwise infertile Orientals, as they are tricked into thinking is the case, but the kids of senior CCP officials. There are now 107 Chinese-owned surrogacy companies in California alone; we are used to the racial-demographic concept of the “beigeing” of the West, but this is more the “Beijing” of it.

Schweizer suggests the fake “American” children may be secretly groomed by the CCP to influence the course of US democracy by inhabiting swing-states and then voting the way the Commies want them to come election-season, or even to stand for office, be voted in by their co-conspirators, and bring down the entire system from within. However, for this latter element of the plan to work, the candidates will probably have to possess high IQs themselves, whereas other recent evidence demonstrates that much on-the-ground Chinese influence will be of an altogether lower level.

In Florida, an obvious fully-grown 55-year-old female Chinese plant called Fang Wang, an employee at the Emerald Coast Massage Parlor in Fort Walton Beach, was recently arrested by policemen after she “began defecating towards officers to evade arrest,” like a chimp trying to put off her zookeeper.

Cops had been called to the establishment—also previously known as “Classy Spa”, although it evidently wasn’t—after Wang reportedly began “verbally abusing a Department of Health” inspector who had found fault with the place, presumably due to all the fecal matter floating in the hot-tubs.

Besides turd-degree assault charges, Wang was also charged with perpetrating an act of “obstruction.” It sounds like the precise reverse. That’s no way for President Xi’s daughter to behave.

Shylock Homeless

America now has so many worthless immigrants like the above assorted rabble that it can no longer even successfully hold them all, and has taken to exporting some to Europe to immeasurably enhance the continent’s culture over there instead.

Olabode Shoniregun claims to somehow be a black Jewish Nigerian-Grenadian-American-English Mormon from Las Vegas, who has been “forced” to seek asylum in Great Britain as racist cops back home supposedly keep on trying to gay-rape him into oblivion for no reason.

Despite this “persecuted Jew” providing no real evidence for this unlikely back-story, and being rejected for acceptance by national immigration authorities, the UK lacks any real equivalent of ICE, leaving Olabode free to successfully claim welfare benefits from London’s Islington Council, and begin living in a local branch of McDonald’s there, without anybody even bothering to do anything about it. One immigration official did say the Wandering Pseudo-Jew was eligible to receive £1,500 for a flight back to LA—but as this was to be a return ticket, the solution would by definition be only temporary!

“I have chosen to come to the United Kingdom because I want protection from violent homosexuality,” Shoniregun complained. Why is he living in Islington, then?

The entire borders system in Great Britain is now so thoroughly broken that even the distinctly non-Anglo-Saxon former Home Secretary Sajid Javid last month admitted that, if he had been in charge of UK immigration policy at the time his own parents had applied for citizenship back in the 1960s, he wouldn’t have let them in, as they were penniless and civilizationally incompatible Pakistani Muslims with no noticeable skills or qualifications, who couldn’t even speak a word of English, and would clearly have added nothing of any worth to the nation whatsoever—as proved by the fact they later sired and gave birth to Sajid Javid.

Maybe there is one legitimate genuine, if paradoxical, cause to let these persons into our countries after all, then: they’re the only ones still allowed to openly admit that most people like them have no rightful reason to actually be here in the first place. They mix with white Western modernity about as well as bananas do with rice.