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Juicy Swole-Ass Gets Strangled by His Own Fake Noose
As an avid student of hate-crime hoaxes ever since Laird Wilcox’s groundbreaking 1994 study Crying Wolf: Hate Crime Hoaxes in America was released to zero national attention, it is with bated breath and jittery excitement that I announce last week’s criminal conviction of gay black Jewish actor Jussie Smollett — AKA “that Empire nigger faggot” — on five felony counts of disorderly conduct via filing false police reports. This brings a gloriously resounding conclusion to what is the most high-profile case of “fake noose” in American history. (more…)
Jussie Smollett leaving the Chicago courthouse after the charges against him were dropped.
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Jussie Smollett created the hate hoax of the year – and may suffer no consequences for it.
Chicago prosecutors announced Tuesday that all charges against the black Empire star in connection with his infamous hate hoax would be dropped, and his record would be wiped clean. This sweet deal did not even require Smollett to admit any wrongdoing. The only penalty he paid was the forfeiture of his ten thousand dollar bond and sixteen measly hours of community service.
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Jussie Smollett crying out of shame over his lies. Not.
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The alleged “hate crime” against black actor Jussie Smollett turned out as we all expected: it was just another hoax.
To refresh everyone’s memory, Smollett – a singer and star on the black TV show Empire – claimed last month that he was assaulted by two white Trump supporters at 2 AM in downtown Chicago while it was experiencing subzero temperatures. (more…)
Jussie Smollett
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Downtown Chicago is full of Trump-loving, ski-masked racists. At least, that’s the assumption made by people who believe the incredulous hate crime tale of Jussie Smollett.
Smollett is a gay black man who stars in the popular black television series Empire. He is also a rapper. Smollett claims he was beaten in the early morning on January 29 in Chicago by two white men in ski masks who recognized him as “that faggot Empire nigger.” (more…)
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