Phil Eiger Newmann, One Way Ticket, 2021.
1,514 words
It should be obvious to any sober observer that the main problem with black people is black people.
Even though it has been mathematically established that black Americans drain more money from the public cookie jar than they contribute to it, a pesky myth persists that they are somehow being cheated out of their “fair share” of America’s massive wealth. It has become a national article of faith that any possible economic disparities between Bantus and Euros can’t possibly be explained by the fact that intelligence testing consistently confirms that, by and large, blacks are a relatively dimwitted breed.
It wasn’t enough that 600,000 or so white soldiers lost their lives in a war that had little to do with slavery but, since that they’ll continue insisting was all about slavery even though they never show the slightest gratitude to all those “dead white men,” we’ll play dumb and pretend they all died to free the slaves.
It’s not enough that trillions and trillions have already been poured into black ghettos with little progress to show for it.
It’s not enough that blacks live 20 years longer and have an annual per-capita income at least ten times as high as they’d have in any of the ancestral homelands whence they were plucked.
No, they’re still flappin’ their gums about reparations.
The corpse of George Floyd, that fentanyl-ingesting armed robber of a pregnant black woman, is being shamelessly pimped in one of the largest money-grifting scams in American history.
Once again, Congress is holding another hearing on H.R. 40, which was concocted in 1989 by black congressman John Conyers, who named it after the “40 acres and a mule” promise — which, if you were unaware, was merely a Special Field Order issued by General William Tecumseh Sherman four months before the Civil War and was never a federal law signed by any US president. And you are almost definitely unaware that many white ex-indentured servants were promised “50 acres and a hoe” but never received either. It’s the early American version of the $2,000 COVID stimulus checks that we won’t get this year.
H.R. 40 would establish a commission to study the Reparations Question and “consider a national apology,” as if the nation hasn’t been apologizing nonstop since long before any of us were born.
Rep. Sheila Jackson Lee — who once complained that hurricane names were too “lily-white” and that astronaut Neil Armstrong planted a flag on Mars — appeared at a hearing to show pictures of brutalized black slaves and black lynching victims, which, though undoubtedly gruesome, are likely nowhere near as unpleasant as pictures of her genitals: “This was our life, the back of a beaten slave. This was our life into the 20th century, hangings of African-Americans, men and women. This was our life, when we were in public display, brutalized.”
Hey, black people — come up with some new material.
Speakers at a recent hearing on H.R. 40 noted that the word “reparations” is rooted in the word “repair.” Yeah, I know. I covered this years ago. Being black in America is a freakin’ upgrade compared to being black in Africa. If you’d like to be “repaired” back to the conditions you’d “enjoy” if the “damage” had never happened, I’m sure we can arrange it.
Both culturally and economically, America is being covered in blackface. Why, it seems like only five years ago or so that legions of ethnomasochistic trust-fund white communists from the ’burbs equated all things corporate with WASPS and the “right-wing.” But the ivory dominoes fell quickly; nowadays, corporations are so woke, I hope it gives them a seizure.
“Get ready for Proud Puffs, a chocolate-flavored, vegan cereal formed in the shape of a Black fist,” bellows the HuffPo in what I predict will be the runaway winner for Funniest Subhead of 2021. Nic King is a 30-something black man who claims he had trouble sleeping last summer in the wake of George Floyd dying of a fentanyl overdose. He decided that the best way to serve the black community was to create a black-power cereal:
I wanted to design a box that looks like us, that kids can see themselves on. They can see their family on, they can be inspired, they can be uplifted by it. It’s healthy for them, but it’s also owned by us. . . . My goal with this cereal is to uplift the Black and brown community. . . . I think everybody should be able to celebrate their culture, should be able to celebrate their background and where they’re from. I feel like everybody should be able to see themselves, identify themselves and be able to celebrate themselves as well.
You can buy Jim Goad’s Whiteness: The Original Sin here.
Cool. Does that apply to white people, too?
I thought about his product — a bowlful of tiny black fists that would soon be drowned in white milk — then realized that the tiny black fists were turning the milk brown, which fits the black agenda like a finely tailored pimp suit.
“Walmart is working with breweries across the South” to push a beer called “Black is Beautiful,” a rich, dark stout intended to “spread racial injustice awareness.” According to Black is Beautiful’s black brewer:
Our Black is Beautiful stout is both bold and decadent. We rested the massive base on smooth, Ugandan vanilla beans before dousing it with French Artisan caramel syrup and sprinkling with flaked sea salt. Aromas of salted caramel lattes greet the nose with hints of crème brulée on the palate.
As a white man, I object to their use of vanilla beans, Ugandan or not.
Regarding the ongoing and accelerating corporate de-whitening of the past, the H1B pajeets at Disney’s Ministry of Truth are busy inserting trigger warnings at the beginning of such infamously white-nationalist children’s entertainment as Dumbo, Peter Pan, The Aristocats, Swiss Family Robinson, and The Muppet Show. Only adults are allowed to view such “offensive content” nowadays:
This programme includes negative depictions and/or mistreatment of people or cultures. These stereotypes were wrong then and are wrong now. Rather than remove this content, we want to acknowledge its harmful impact, learn from it and spark conversation to create a more inclusive future together.
For the last few months, I’ve been tossing around a screenplay idea about a “Great White Power Shark” that only kills black people. After I’m done with that script, I intend to dive right into writing my first draft of The Extremely Racist Swiss Family Robinson.
I remember way back when the Today show featured a corpulent-but-cuddly Al Roker acting like a nice, likable, completely compliant Negro. Nowadays, the show’s website features articles with titles such as “How to be an anti-racist and what new steps you should take,” written by a homely white woman with Chiclet-sized teeth.
I recall when Forbes magazine was centered around topics such as, well, capitalism and making money. Now its website runs articles about “Why DEI [Diversity, Equity, and Inclusion] And Anti-Racism Work Needs To Decenter Whiteness” written by a black woman with hair braids and an unpronounceable name.
The magazine Fast Company bills itself as “the future of business.” Last week their site published an article by a certain Nate Berg titled “More than 75% of real estate executives are white men. Here’s how to diversify.”
Also last week, it was leaked that management at Coca-Cola sent an email to workers announcing a course on “whiteness, white fragility [and] . . . racial justice. Screenshots from the course include the following entreaties:
Try to be less white. . . To be less white is to:
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- be less oppressive
- be less arrogant
- be less certain
- be less defensive
- be less ignorant
- be more humble
- listen
- believe
- break with apathy
- break with white solidarity
How about I drink Pepsi for the rest of my life?
What’s even sicker than the fact that they’re pushing this bullshit in corporate offices is the fact that they’re peddling it in schools. Manhattan’s East Side Community High School has distributed literature to parents encouraging white people to be “traitors” to their own race. The handouts allegedly include a ranking list written by a sour-pussed black “Professor of African American Studies” called “The 8 White Identities,” which places us all on a spectrum ranging from “White Supremacist” to “White Abolitionist.” Since the school is 55% Hispanic and only 18% white — And since in the new West Side Story scenario that is modern New York, the Jets are no longer permitted to defend themselves against the Sharks — the end result will likely not be racial harmony, but lots of white kids with black eyes.
The world was a far better place when “whiteness” was more of a problem for nonwhites than for white people.
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33 Comments
“break with white solidarity”
Heh. If white solidarity were indeed a large scale thing, I can assure you that we’d not be in this situation. When it comes to the all important topic of ‘reparations’, I’d defer to Johnny Rebel, whose song ‘Reparations’ includes the line:
“There ain’t slave still livin’ today
so tell me why do you think we should pay?
For what we didn’t do, and what didn’t happen to yooooooooou.”
I’ve been waiting many months now for the inevitable “woke overreaction” to the existence of the Great White Shark. I know it’s coming. I can hear the scary music. How will they deal with this aquatic inequity? I don’t know but I look forward to finding out. Will they change the shark’s name to something less insulting to black sharks? Will they go back and edit Jaws to make Quint a martyred hero? Will there be a new hysteria surrounding the murderous racism of the white supremacy shark, now known to be disproportionately eating blacks even though they can’t swim, or maybe…exactly because they can’t swim. Stay tuned! 🦈
Proof that we live in a white-supremacist society is the fact that no one ever mentions great black sharks.
Being great and/or being white never really protected Great Whites from the predatory predations of White Demons. Blacks have neither a shark of their own to drive into extinction nor a history of chasing them down at sea and posing for stinky dock selfies. This is all utterly beside the point which is that the fake news media must soon turn their attention to the disproportionate privilege of this shark in order to make sure that no Black is ever again eaten by the Fish Police.
We should look into a screenplay called the “Bourne White Supremacy”. Or how about the “Apes of Wrath”?
Not true. Ever heard of the Demonio Negro (“Black Demon”)? It’s a massive shark off the coast of Mexico that is thought to be a megalodon. It’s also very “woke” because apparently it’s both black and Latino. https://youtu.be/Dsw3cq2r1Hg
blacks are truly America’s curse, and they have basically sealed its fate. Reperations will never be good enough for these perpetual leeches, the parasites won’t be happy until the host is dead. And when it is, then their real problems will have only just begun. With China ruling the world, I have a feeling blacks will be treated like the Uigyurs are currently, whenever the Chinese get around to physically invading the U.S. blacks are too stupid to realize that America is the greatest thing to happen to their miserable race, and America will hopefully be the last nation to treat them with an “equality” that they certainly do not deserve.
So they’re going to make Proud Puffs, merely months after they took away Aunt Jemima? What a strange world this is.
Unfortunately, Pepsi is “woke” too. Looks like it’s RC or bust. Come to think of it, maybe life imitates art with my little joke here:
https://rainbowalbrecht.wordpress.com/2019/12/03/if-political-parties-were-sodas/
Pepsi has been run by anti- White pajeets for decades. A close friend is unfortunate enough to work there – it’s woke on steroids. While a corporation that is pro-White does not appear to exist, when forced to choose I try to avoid all of them. I’ve started buying more no-name or grocery-store brand products. I realize they’re probably made by the same woke big name corporations, but they cost less and I don’t feel quite so much that I’m subsidizing my enemies.
Jim is a good writer and funny but remember he was a wigger at one time being he was so confused by the millions of blacks with irish names and Jim being irish he decide they were his bros
That reminds me of when I used to work in a warehouse in the summer and one forklift driver came into the breakage room and said they had hired an Irishman for the warehouse. His name was O’Neal. When I finally saw him, it was clear he was from a far southern part of Ireland if you get my drift.
“he was so confused by the millions of blacks with irish names and Jim being irish he decide [sic] they were his bros”
Where do you people come up with this nonsense?
Where in the heck did you ever hear or see that?
Unless “Proud Puffs” are overly sugar-y, then actual black people won’t much buy it. Instead, pandering white liberals will likely be its big buyers. I anticipate it being declared the official and only breakfast cereal of the dining halls at Middlebury College.
If the cereal could be mentholated it would be a big hit in the [email protected] Community…..but of course do gooders would step in.
If there is one aspect of my “participation” in the “Alt-right” (or whatever) that I harbor no regrets for, it is the sheer hilariousness of the knee jerk reaction that our elites have indulged in and supported.
Cut them a check for $50K and give them a plane ticket back to Africa. Their absence would pay for itself in less than 5 years.
American negroids would not last very long in sub-Saharan Africa. They are all at some stage of half casted-ness. In Africa they are called coloreds and believe me African africans don’t like coloreds.
Oh my. The “word search” on the back of the Proud Puffs box is rather sad. If you have to tell people you are beautiful, powerful, etc., it is likely you are not.
That black beer will go with those stinky sweet fruit smelling cigarillos they like to puff on. Yuck.
Dreadful.
So many businesses to boycott now, it’s easier to keep a list of the ones not to boycott instead.
ProudPuffs are being marketed very poorly. I predict they’ll be a flop in the [email protected] Community. First of all negroes are not that big on chocolate; their favourite flavour is grape (as in purpa drank). The Ebonic word puff actually means conceited and can also mean a blowhard. In SAE the word has a gay connotation (maybe powder puff?)—this why Sean Combs, dee puff dadee, moved away from it.
In any case negroes are not drawn to ‘Pride’. The cereal should be called Powahpuffs with images of Masai, Zulu, and Mau Mau warriors with spears and pangas on all sides—-violence and mayhem is what the negroes like. Word to yo mama.
Clearly we need white power puffs.
If memory serves, there used to be a cartoon in the 1990s called ‘The Power Puff Girls’, all three of whom were white.
How about fuck off Coca and Pepsi both?
Every day a negro wakes up in America is reparations. Instead of being in a mud hut living on bugs and monkey pot pie, they instead live in the richest place white colored people ever created.
African slavery was invented by Africans and ended by white men.
You’re welcome.
I am in favor of reparations, with the proviso that they collect the payments in Africa as citizens of the kaffir republic of their choice. Forty acres and a mule in Congo, Somalia, Uganda, etc. Check that; I have nothing against mules–rather admire them in fact. Maybe forty acres and an ostrich?
Somebody on the dissent white right should invent a breakfast cereal and target it for the black community.
They could make two flavors – one, with the cereal resembling miniature watermelons and the other with the cereal resembling miniature buckets of Popeye’s Fried chicken.
Both ideas would be enormously huge sellers and the money woes for the White right would finally be solved.
40 acres and a black mamba.
It has become a national article of faith that any possible economic disparities between Bantus and Euros can’t possibly be explained by the fact that intelligence testing consistently confirms that, by and large, blacks are a relatively dimwitted breed.”
Contrast Haiti, under the rule of negroids since approx 1804: land area of approx 10,700 miles sq, approx 11 million citizens, marvelous tropical climate, direct access to the sea manages to produce an economy of $14.5 billion annually, with
Switzerland, governed by white people who don’t speak English (I’m sure that they can): land area of approx 16,000 miles sq of which a substantial portion is the Alps, approx 8.5 million citizens, cold climate, landlocked, produce an economy of $700 billion annually.
As good as this article is, it once again offers us problems without solutions. The perennial question to the issues covered is thus “What are we to do?”
I see only one answer.
Imagine you were a fervent anti-Communist, but you had the misfortune to be born in Russia in 1900. What could you have done to really affect your circumstances? Equally, imagine you had been born a committed Christian in Constantinople in, say, 1433. By the time you were 20, the place would have been conquered by Islam, forever. In either case, would staying and fighting have achieved anything? Clearly not.
In fact, in both cases, an entire life of misery would have been mapped out for you at birth, and nothing you could have ever done would have made the slightest difference – IF you had stayed. That, in my opinion, is our future in the West. It is simply too late to stop the collapse. Given the economic and political ingredients, the result is already baked in. All we’re waiting for is the timer to ding.
If this were a card game, the enemy would be holding 52 of them (military, police, courts, deep state, spy agencies, wealth, politics, medicine, big business, demographics, culture, media, schools, academia, etc.) and all we’d have in Trump is the Joker. Obviously, we aren’t going to win with that hand.
Instead, all we can do is follow the example of the Mayflower pilgrims, flee abroad, and set up a survivor state in which our descendants can weather this storm, for centuries if needs be. If you’d have fled Russia in 1917, or Constantinople in 1453, you could have made a difference, but you can’t live behind enemy lines and hope for success.
We need a land of “our” own. It would “our” Israel for “our” people. Without such a place, we are doomed.
The plains Indians must be smirking with glee at the thought of what is about to happen to Whites in America.
If the US were a half-sane country, they would be offered a combination: a reasonable financial reward, say $100,000 a head, AND repatriation. It the US were an entirely sane country, it wouldn’t be an offer.
If Boris had offered £10,000 to every black to buzz off to the Caribbean or Africa for the year (£5k bonus to renounce UK citizenship) the Covid19 deaths would have halved in the UK this winter.
First of all, I raise my fist in ‘White Solidarity’ with all other friends and visitors here, in direct repudiation of the 10 commandments of “White Fragility”. I may be old, but I ain’t ‘fragile’! Damn!
Great post all around. And short of insisting everyone read Jim Goad’s “The Redneck Manifesto” in which he describes in lurid detail the suffering of white indentured servants brought here to the ‘colonies’ even before the Afros ever appeared on the scene, just in order to clear the streets of posh London of ‘ its incipient white trash’ sleeping rough everywhere, we should at least demand it be on the shelves of public libraries nationwide. But it should be required reading in order to give Whites the perfect ammunition to get through the next four years! Period.