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Congratulations, folks. We are about a week into our second White Boy Summer and already things are, as the kids like to say, popping. Roe v. Wade has been overturned, hoes are mad, and we still have most of the summer ahead of us. I write these words and a pleasant laziness permeates my body, calling me to the inactivity of the shade and the self-satisfaction of summertime repose. (more…)
Chet Hanks, the white savior we need.
Chet Hanks, the white savior we need.
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Black-on-black violence is a serious problem that desperately needs to be swept under the rug.
If the American public were to ever be truly informed of how violent black people really are, especially to other black people, the embarrassing revelation may upset black people to the point where they get even more violent and kill even more black people. (more…)
Chet Hanks
Chet Hanks
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Chet Hanks, Tom Hanks’ aspiring rapper son, declared the upcoming season “white boy summer.”
“I got this feeling that this summer is going to be a white boy summer,” Hanks said in a viral Instagram video. He made sure to define what kind of “vanilla king” he was talking about. “I’m not talking about Trump, NASCAR-type white. (more…)