
Taylor Denise Schabusiness, whose one regret in life is that she forgot to hide the head of the young man she decapitated while having sex and smoking meth with him, because it was so much fun.
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Having established last week that both sides in the Russia/Ukraine conflict are Nazis, it appears that both Russia and Ukraine are feverishly continuing to exterminate the other side, and the only excitement that remains is finding out which side will be the first to render the other side biologically extinct. In other words, as the kids say, “Nazis gonna Nazi” and “When it comes to genocide, second place is last place,” so there’s no truly enjoyable news from Ukraine’s charbroiled death pits this week. (more…)