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The World’s Greatest Boxer Is a White Man
Apologies, oh trusted and cherished readers, because this article is a trifle late. I also beg you to forgive me for the fact that I’m straying from my usual path of chronicling all the week’s bad news.
The reason this feature is late is because this morning, as she was packing up glassware from a cupboard, Mrs. Goad asked me if I could help her dislodge a stubborn glass cup that seemed stuck to the shelf. I attempted to oblige her, but instead I broke off part of the glass, leaving a nasty gash in my right index finger. (more…)