Phil Eiger Newmann, A Jew Space Laser Destroying a Forest, 2021.
Phil Eiger Newmann, A Jew Space Laser Destroying a Forest, 2021.
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Joe Biden, who is widely acknowledged as the first senile cyborg plagiarist with artificially whitened teeth ever to hold the US presidency, has devised a unique and exciting plan to heal and unite a deeply wounded and divided nation: He intends to persecute everyone on the other side of the aisle until they are either dead, imprisoned, or permanently frightened into silence. With no opposition, there’s no conflict!