
Melvin Williams, who has been accused of killing one employee and wounding another at a Subway restaurant after he complained that they had put too much mayo on his sandwich, the latest in a spate of fast food-related killings in the US.
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Roe v. Wade Overturned, Human Progress Forever Aborted
On Friday, June 24, the US Supreme Court overturned 1973’s Roe v. Wade decision based on the premise that there is no specifically enumerated constitutional right to murder your unborn fetus.
In unison, snaggletoothed vaginas across the country began barking — and in some cases, biting. (more…)