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Gen. Turgidson: Ahem . . . The Duty Officer asked General Ripper to confirm the fact that he had issued the go code, and he said, uh, “Yes gentlemen, they are on their way in, and nobody can bring them back . . . God willing, we will prevail, in peace and freedom from fear, and in true health, through the purity and essence of our natural . . . fluids. God bless you all.” And he hung up. [Pause] Uh, we’re. . . still trying to figure out the meaning of that last phrase, sir. (more…)
