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Poor Hakeem Jeffries is being haunted. The New York Democrat currently sits as the leader of his party in the House of Representatives, but his prestigious position offers him no protection from the ghoul who is tormenting him, along with countless other victims. To make matters worse, this is no ordinary phantom like the ones who might be found scaring young trick-or-treaters on Halloween Night. This ghost feels far more comfortable on the battlefield than in the pumpkin patch. (more…)