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It is an open question as to precisely how many children Vladimir Putin actually has, but if it was up to him, no doubt he would impregnate every last comely young devotchka in the country. Back in 2014, one ultra-loyalist pro-Putin lawmaker proposed sending out free sperm samples of the Russian President’s “genetic material” to any person with a womb who wanted one, to create an entire army of mini-Vlads utterly “devoted to the homeland.” These offspring would be supported throughout infancy by “special allowances” from the Kremlin, before growing up to staff the entire governmental and military apparatus. (more…)