Counter-Currents
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As a Hyperborean who is restless, gloomy, and partially frozen, I applaud the idea of integrating the once Great White North into what shall soon undoubtedly be called the United Canadas of America (Great State of Canada? We’ll have to make a final decision on nomenclature in the New Year).
As a Canadian who is writing to you from a snowbank in the primordial wasteland of inner-Ontario, on a weatherproof laptop, I support annexation of the entire country except Quebec.
A memorandum of understanding or equivalent document will be signed by the independent but vassal French country who will have to pay tribute to the new North American colossus with thousands of barrels of maple syrup, hydroelectric power, ice hockey goaltenders like Martin Brodeur, and the occasional emaciated lounge singer (Celine Dion).
And as an American from the Great State of Canada, I would like to welcome our new American overlords to my sub-arctic hockey-rink-of-a-state, which is bristling with mountains of madness and mysterious otherworldly snow-tombs of wandering legal-illegal immigrants —who undoubtedly perished during one of their border-hopping misadventures. I’m not going to say anything about our cyclopean architecture because that would be a little too on the nose.
The notion of North America being one big super-state under the eagle and fasces is a good one. I like the idea now because it would mean getting rid of the disastrous Justin Trudeau regime and restoring something from the distant past called borders. Apparently, no one in the Canadian government or the outgoing Biden-Harris regime knows what borders are. If anyone from the FBI, CIA, or CSIS, or the RCMP is reading this, here’s a handy definition for you; and feel free to use this idea anytime you like, it’s yours to keep. A border is defined as “a line that has been agreed to divide one country from another.”
The United States and Canada have had a few disagreements over the years: we burned down your Whitehouse, you stole Wayne Gretzky, the Fenians invaded, and Count Chocula remained the elusive holy grail of ultra-processed breakfast cereals. Then, for a long time, absolutely nothing happened until the other day.
Justin Trudeau is a craven moron with a low bestial cunning who is surrounded by Leftist Machiavellian schemers, but he is also spiteful. After his meeting with Donald Trump at Mar-a-Lago he came home fuming, ready to unleash his impotent rage on the white populace of wintery Canada. When he returned home, Trudeau’s government announced some sweeping gun confiscation legislation. It was less of a debate and more a dictum.
Why was Trudeau so angry though? President-elect Trump humiliated him on the subject of illegal immigration, illicit drug trafficking, and tariffs in a humorous but threatening way. The weedy Canadian Prime Minister didn’t agree to a meeting with president-elect Trump, he was summoned. Trump has vowed to impose a 25% tariff on all Canadian goods coming across the border if “little potato” didn’t get Canada’s insanity under control. As reported by the Gateway Pundit, following the humiliating dinner, Trudeau promised to do what he was told.
Trump’s troll of the emasculated Trudeau sent the Prime Minister reeling along with his sycophants in the Canadian mainstream press, which he subsidizes to the point that the useless msm is effectively a wing of the Liberal federal regime.
As noted in a piece for The Occidental Observer, the MSM in Canada cannot be trusted as they’re bought and paid for by Trudeau’s Liberals:
In its 2019 budget, the federal government rolled out nearly $600 million in subsidies for select media outlets that obtain the federal government’s approval. The latest $600 million cheque is meant to fill a blind spot in exerting government influence over the Canadian print and online media. … By handing nearly $600 million directly to select newspapers, the government isn’t doing anything new. It’s just extending the control that it had over other mediums, to traditional mainstream newspapers.
Sure enough, that very same MSM downplayed his humiliation at Mar-A-Lago.
Trump was magnanimous and diplomatic, but firm on Truth Social:
I just had a very productive meeting with Prime Minister Justin Trudeau of Canada, where we discussed many important topics that will require both Countries to work together to address, like the Fentanyl and Drug Crisis that has decimated so many lives as a result of Illegal Immigration, Fair Trade Deals that do not jeopardize American Workers, and the massive Trade Deficit the U.S. has with Canada. I made it very clear that the United States will no longer sit idly by as our Citizens become victims to the scourge of this Drug Epidemic, caused mainly by the Drug Cartels, and Fentanyl pouring in from China. Too much death and hardship! Prime Minister Trudeau has made a commitment to work with us to end this terrible devastation of U.S. Families. We also spoke about many other important topics like Energy, Trade, and the Arctic. All are vital issues that I will be addressing on my first days back in Office, and before.
Trump then lowered the boom with this hilarious and effective troll on social media:
It was a pleasure to have dinner the other night with Governor Justin Trudeau of the Great State of Canada. I look forward to seeing the Governor again soon so that we may continue our in depth talks on Tariffs and Trade, the results of which will be truly spectacular for all! DJT
Elon Musk chimed in when he called Trudeau an “insufferable fool” who “won’t be in power for much longer.” This was in response to Trudeau’s hypocritical moralizing about America failing to elect its first woman president.
While I was preparing this essay, one of my favourite writers, James Kirkpatrick had this to say on the issue of annexing Canada:
I am once again calling for the United States to facilitate the breakup of Canada, annex key provinces, free Quebec, and deport invaders that the illegitimate government has imported to repress the authentic Canadian population. The Anglosphere must be united and redeemed.
I couldn’t agree more.
I can hear you yelling, “Gunnar, what’s your point, man!?” And you’re right to yell at me. My point is this: if the idea of a colossal north American super-state is put into practice with an iron-clad border surrounding our coastline from the Santa Claus timber mansion in the north, to the very tip of Florida in the south; and from the brilliant sunny climes of California in the west to the Atlantic cod-fishery shores of the east, I would welcome that in a heartbeat. And so would all white people living in the United Canadas of America. Ahem, I mean white Americans residing in the Great State of Canada.
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15 comments
Son, I am disappoint.
I’m with you, to a point.
But I believe in starting small, i.e. only annexing everything between Vancouver and Thunder Bay.
I would even go so far as to offer New England in exchange to what remains of Lesser Canadia, and make both Gordon Downie’s and Tim Horton’s birthdays a holiday in all of the ten or so states we would carve the new territories into (N & S Alberta, E & W Saskatchewan, etc).
But newly sworn Ameri-Cans should not expect full voting rights until they meet a certain number of requirements, among these are
re-education (learning how to pronounce the letter O),
de-education (unlearning cuckism and the need to constantly apologize),
reparation (for burning down the White House in the War of 1812 and for inflicting Loverboy on the world)
and restoration (of a fourth down in football).
Resistors or unrecontructos can either be deported to Sunnyvale along with many currently licensed longhaul truckers, or else put to work building the maglev route from Anchorage to Miami.
You guys should really talk to a Quebecer (ethno-) nationalist about this. There are a bunch of good ones.
Annexation? Would that mean your silly white liberals will join forces with our silly white liberals? Does that mean we can unite as one instead of just holding hands as we plunge headlong into the swamp of third-world woggery?
Canada and the United States are two different countries
They need to remain two separate countries
Scotland and England have been one country for over 300 years now and I have yet to be mistaken for an Englishman – hoots the noo. A unification of the United States and Canada would still leave two separate countries but with the benefit of an open border, if I can use such a term here!
With the ever increasing postal costs perhaps as we await for the Great Unification somebody in Canada could open up a distribution center for C-C books. I’m too old and am waiting for my second reno-eviction in the once green cities of the Lower Mainland.
Trump’s “51st state” comment seems to have opened another front in the broader traditional nationalist vs White Unionist debate. For personal and ideological reasons, I tend to be more sympathetic to the Canadian identitarian nationalist perspective, but in this instance there is a case to be made for both sides. It is true that nations which are small (in terms of population) but rich in natural resources are often unable to resist transformation into a colony/plantation of more powerful states. In Canada’s case, those states would traditionally have been the UK and later the US. However, now China and India have joined the club and are rapidly becoming the primary exploiters. Under this arrangement, Canadians must live with the consequences of decisions made in Washington (and, increasingly, those made in Beijing and New Delhi) but without much ability to influence the decision makers. At least integration with America would give Canadians more ability to influence American politics (as citizens) and would thus make their relationship with Washington less one-sided. Being part of a North American superpower would also give them greater leverage in relations with extra-continental powers and make it easier to resist exploitation/economic domination from India or China. Of course, these arguments are rooted largely in geopolitical expediency, and I am more sympathetic to the idealistic argument that Canada should retain its unique heritage and identity by resisting foreign integration.
Je pense que Justin Trudeau est vraiment un calis du tabernac.
I don’t think America should get bigger until America gets better, and there’s no sign of that yet. I’d rather have a single state with pro-white politics and a firm border than a whole anti-white continent…
You are absolutely correct. In fact, I think the United States could benefit considerably by downsizing. If Canada has not caught on that bigger is not better, we could unburden ourselves considerably by giving them the entire Left Coast as well as the Great Liberal Northeast including New York.
No thanks.
Wouldn’t it be something if secession of American blue mini-states occurred because of opposition to being part of an overextended empire. Perhaps the Gaza genocide and crack-downs on free speech at universities would be a final straw for some. Business interests would be opposed, of course.
Piss off, Amerikan pigs.
Is that you, Timothy Coish? 🥶
The USA will crash financially then geographically. The oldest borders in the world are in North America and neither Canada nor America can withstand the ethnic pressures that have been forced on both.
Real nations will be born of the coming explosion, which will probably arise mid century just like the various uprisings and revolts Europe had in 1848.
Clear winning areas such as Appalachia will become real nations. The phony “MacMansion” suburbs will be Mau-Mau’d out of existence. Good days coming, prepare now.
This could possibly include a failure of infrastructure in the process due to incompetence or neglect. The water crisis in Jackson, MS from a few years ago is one example. Others would be the collapse of bridges, buildings, and the disrepair of roads.
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